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Hilarious Joke: Blonde Waitress Confused By Trucker's Order

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." 

Hilarious Joke: Trucker Confuses Blonde Waitress

The brand new waitress, not wanting to appear inexperienced, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is... an auto parts store?" 

"No," the cook said. "Three flats tires means three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are two slices of crisp bacon." 

Hilarious Joke: Trucker Confuses Blonde Waitress

"Oh, OK!" said the young girl. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. 

Hilarious Joke: Trucker Confuses Blonde Waitress

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?" 

She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up."

 

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