Enjoy some quick and witty jokes about old people, cannibal civilization and about the color coordination of brides and grooms in this week short joke collection! |
Two old ladies sitting on a bench. First old lady: "I think my butt is asleep!"
Second old lady: "I'm sure of it, I could hear it snoring."
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An old man to his wife: "I feel ill, call me a vetrenarian!"
"Why a vetrenarian and not a doctor?" Asks his wife.
"Because I live like a dog, I work like an ox and I'm married to a cow!"
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A child asks his mother during a wedding:
"Mom, why does the bride wear white?"
"Because, sweetie, it's the happiest day of her life."
"Then why does the groom wear black?"
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Two nude old ladies are walking down a nudist beach. Two old geezers squint at them as they walk by. First geezer: "What are they wearing?"
Second geezer: "I don't know, but it could use some ironing."
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A tourist is caught by cannibals. They drag him to a huge pot, throw him in and light the fire.
Then they ask for his name.
"Why do you need my name?" The bewildered victim asks.
"Why do you think?" asked the cannibal, "for the menu..."
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Joke: Wedding Decisions
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Joke: Impossible Demands
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Over 100 Hilarious Memes!
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Hilarious pictures of bad bathroom designs
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Over 100 Dad Jokes to Make You the Corniest!
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These Signs Are Way Too Funny!
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Rodney Dangerfield, The Man of a Million One liners!
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Hilariously Adorable: Cutest Babies Fighting With Siblings
These baby fights will have you laughing and smiling.
Here Are 14 of the World's Funniest Bumper Stickers
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These Funny Restaurant Signs Just Made Me Laugh Out Loud
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Classic Comedy: The Wacky Adventures of Harold Lloyd
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These House Design Decisions Are Criminally Bad!
It’s hard to believe these weird houses actually exist!
Classic Comedy: The Miracle of Birth!
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Hilarious! These Overly Dramatic Cats Deserve an Oscar...
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When Kid Photos Don't Come Out the Way You Hoped...
Click to see the outcome of kids who did not want to have their photos taken.
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I Can't Stop Laughing at These Hilarious Wedding Photos
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13 Hilarious Protest Signs That'll Make You Laugh!
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Some Animals are True Comedians...
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Funny: Is This Mother Selling Her Baby On the Street??
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HILARIOUS - 15 Witty Comics About Everyday Objects
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These Witty Responses to Public Notices are Hilarious
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some funny sayings with a something for everyone.
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