Enjoy some quick and witty jokes about old people, cannibal civilization and about the color coordination of brides and grooms in this week short joke collection! |
Two old ladies sitting on a bench. First old lady: "I think my butt is asleep!"
Second old lady: "I'm sure of it, I could hear it snoring."
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An old man to his wife: "I feel ill, call me a vetrenarian!"
"Why a vetrenarian and not a doctor?" Asks his wife.
"Because I live like a dog, I work like an ox and I'm married to a cow!"
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A child asks his mother during a wedding:
"Mom, why does the bride wear white?"
"Because, sweetie, it's the happiest day of her life."
"Then why does the groom wear black?"
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Two nude old ladies are walking down a nudist beach. Two old geezers squint at them as they walk by. First geezer: "What are they wearing?"
Second geezer: "I don't know, but it could use some ironing."
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A tourist is caught by cannibals. They drag him to a huge pot, throw him in and light the fire.
Then they ask for his name.
"Why do you need my name?" The bewildered victim asks.
"Why do you think?" asked the cannibal, "for the menu..."
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Joke: Don't Drink and Jump
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This Rude Prank Will Have You Screaming With Laughter!
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Hilarious! Mr. Bean Didn't Expect This at Art Class!
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Classic Comedy: A Newly Graduated Dentist...
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Funny: Wedding Days Aren't Supposed to Go Like This...
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These Dry-humored Comic Strips Are Utterly Brilliant
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Here's One Prank That's a Woman's Worst Nightmare!
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Hilarious: Are These Weirdest Signs Ever Made?
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Hilarious Beach Photos That Make You Roar With Laughter!
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These Punny Illustrations Will Give You a Good Chuckle
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Keep Your Lips and Hugs to Yourself Human! Hilarious
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We Can’t Stop Laughing At These Silly Signs
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Classic Comedy: It's Not Easy Being a Conductor!
This hilarious and musical comedy sketch will leave you both delighted and laughing!
21 Single-Panel Comics That Deliver the Laughs
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Classic Comedy: What's Your Name?
A classic skit from the ground-breaking British sketch show 'A Bit of Fry and Laurie', starring Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie
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When Teaching First Aid, Try to Avoid Having Mr. Bean There
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15 Witty Doormats That'll Make You Grin!
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Want a Laugh? Try These Witty Lines!
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Hilarious: These Cheesy Puns Will Make You Giggle!
These cheesy puns will have your family and friends cringing first, and tittering with laughter second. Enjoy there 20 cheesy puns that are made to share.
Classic Comedy: How to Keep a Man Focused!
A hilarious skit showing the fastest way to re-capture a man's wandering attention...
This is What Happens When Translations Go Wrong...
These examples of translated English didn't quite turn out as intended, with hilarious results!
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So this is what your dog is doing when he has the house to himself!
These Hilarious Signs Made Me Crack Right Up!
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