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Some Old Lady Questions...

Who said that old ladies don't have poignant and deeply relevant questions to ask? Believe us, they've been around, and they know exactly which infuriating and hilarious questions to ask!

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?


Hilarious: Old Lady Questions!

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?


Hilarious: Old Lady Questions!
                                                                        

Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? 

Hilarious: Old Lady Questions!            

If people from Poland are called Poles, 
             then why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 

Hilarious: Old Lady Questions! 
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
 
 
Hilarious: Old Lady Questions!
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?

Hilarious: Old Lady Questions!


If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?   

Hilarious: Old Lady Questions!

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

Hilarious: Old Lady Questions!

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ?


Hilarious: Old Lady Questions!



Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'


Hilarious: Old Lady Questions!

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of  bald men?

Hilarious: Old Lady Questions!

I  thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
Hilarious: Old Lady Questions!



Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them?


Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

Hilarious: Old Lady Questions!



Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?


Hilarious: Old Lady Questions!


If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?


Hilarious: Old Lady Questions!


Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?


Hilarious: Old Lady Questions!


As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice:
When you put the two words 'The ' and 'IRS' together, it spells
'THEIRS'?

Hilarious: Old Lady Questions!


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