Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values. Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?' ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?' The father replied: 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.' |
'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,' ________________________________________________________
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.' _________________________________________________________
Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder: |
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. _________________________________________________________
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?' |
2 Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. _________________________________________________________ |
Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.' ______________________________________________________________________
A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling. ________________________________________________________
While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so sought my husband's advice. 'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?' |
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