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Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. 

"That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." 

A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear. 

When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." 

The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear. 

The others raise their eyebrows. 

"I'm getting a Fax," he explains

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