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Hello, Officer

 
A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5,000 dollars in the seatbelt competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman. 

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a drivers license", he answered. 

"Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat, "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk." 

Then the guy in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
 

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