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This Joke Starts With a Man Sitting Next to a Cute Blonde

Blondes have a reputation for not being the sharpest knives in the drawer, but this man soon finds out that you should never judge a book by its cover...

Funny: It's Not My Fault That You Didn't Use Them, Pal

When a husband and wife on a long car journey decide to stop overnight, little did they imagine the shock they were in for when receiving their bill...

Funny! It Must Be a Sign from God

When a man and woman get into a car accident with each other, things take some unexpected turns...

Joke: Lights Go Out, Naughty Comes Out...

Four people are in a train compartment together when everything goes dark. An opportunistic poor man decides to capitalize on the opportunity...

Joke: Who Was That On the Phone?

Sometimes a phone call tell you everything you need to know...

Joke: Doctor, What Are You Going to Do With My Husband?

A man's penis just starts to grow with no end to the growth in sight. He soon resorts to seeking out a urologist...

8 Little Known-Facts about Neanderthals

How much do you know about Neanderthals? Here is a list of some amazing facts you probably didn't know about our long-gone relative.

Joke: Why We Age the Way We Do

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark...

Hilarious: The 3 Women and the Drunkard

This joke begins with 3 villager women returning to their village and encountering something on the road...

Funny Joke: The Researcher, the General, and the Question

A young woman is undertaking research about intercourse and includes war veterans as part of her study. The answers she gets are surprising..

Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her

A newlywed couple are about to consummate their marriage as they're expected to, but neither of them have any idea what they're doing...

Hilarious: Can I Have a Penny For Your Thoughts, Lad?

A Scottish lad and lass are sitting on a heathery hillside in the Highlands when they begin to converse...

This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple At a Travel Agency

Two elderly people are spotted by a travel agent at his agency's window. He promptly invites them in and discusses sending them on a dream vacation...

This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed

A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...

This Joke Starts With a Man Working Late

A businessman works late to be with his young secretary, but eventually makes his way home. He begins to think up his excuses...

Receptionist, You Must Come Quickly (Hilarious Joke)

A receptionist is alerted to the presence of a man outside the window of an old lady who's staying at the hotel. She goes to investigate the problem...

This Joke Starts With Two Men Going On a Camping Trip

Two men go camping in the woods and promise to do it again 20 years after. They come across a beautiful fishing brook...

Joke: In Life, They Say That What Goes Up Must Come Down

A man goes skydiving for the first time, but things begin to go awry as soon as he leaves the plane. Something even more surprising happens...

Palm Readers Never Cease to Amaze (Hilarious Joke)

A man visits a palm reader that's exhibiting at a street fair. It doesn't take long for her to amaze him with her accuracy...

Who Knew That Coffee Could Cause Arguments? (Funny Joke)

A husband and wife are having an argument over who should brew the coffee. Little does the husband know that his wife already has the argument won...

This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Reading a Rich Man's Will

A family is at the lawyer's office for the reading of the will of its deceased patriarch. Cousin Dan is also along for the reading, but he isn't well-liked...

Hilarious: Excuse Me, Can I Borrow Your Blanket Please?

A man and a woman are both in a sleeping carriage on a train, but the man is feeling cold and decides to ask for a blanket. He isn't prepared for the response..

He Was Lucky That This Woman Was There to Save Him (Funny)

A man is at a restaurant with his son when he begins to choke on three nickels that he was given to play with. A well-dressed woman calmly walks over to help...

Joke: You'll Get Three Wishes If You Get to the Other Side

A rich man throws an elaborate party involving a tank laden with lethal creatures. A man suddenly decides to go for it, but things aren't what they seem...

Joke: A Thieving Old Lady Finds Herself Facing a Judge

An old lady finds herself in front of a judge after stealing a can of peaches. He immediately hands down a sentence for her wicked deed...

Man Gets 9 Years in Jail For Smoking on a Plane?

This man set fire to a bin on a plane with his cigarette, and he has now paid a hefty price.

The Differences Between Men and Women Are Highly Apparent

This woman is worried about her boyfriend's behavior, but he doesn't seem to be bothered at all...

Joke: This Man Desperately Needs His Aspirin

A man is after a broadcasting job, but his winking is jeopardizing his chances - He needs some aspirin!

Joke: God Sets out to Find Those Who Really Lived as Men

An extinction event occurs on Earth, so all mortal souls go to Heaven. On arrival at the Pearly Gates, God seems to find an exemplary man... or is he?

Beautiful: How Your Dog Sees You Vs. How You See Yourself

Although we can feel down in the dumps about ourselves sometimes, our dogs will always keep their faith in us and see us as their heroes.

Hilarious: My Wife's Weird Tangents Get My Back Up

When a couple decides to go on a backpacking holiday, the husband isn't too happy. Listen to his hilarious musings about the trip.

Joke: The Old Man's Reason For Ceasing to Attend Synagogue

A very old man stopped attending synagogue, to the dismay of the rabbi. When he sees him, he decides to investigate, and his reason is intriguing...

Hilarious Joke: An Act of Kindness to a Homeless Man

When a homeless man asks for two dollars from a man walking down the street, he is surprised by his generous offer. He soon finds out the reason behind it...

Hilarious: The Difference Before and After Being Married

A hilarious joke that shows you the difference between before and after getting married...

Hilarious: A Man and an Ostrich Walk into a Restaurant

A man always has the exact change whenever he walks into a restaurant. The waitress is curious to discover how.

Funny Joke! A Trip Down Memory Lane

In this hilarious joke, a couple reflect back to their younger years - 50 years ago to be exact.

Have You Heard This One? The Old Man and the Diamond Ring...

An old man walks into a jeweler with a beautiful young lady. He starts asking for expensive rings. Is marriage on the cards?

Have You Heard This One? An Apt Description...

A man is at the grocery store, shopping with his fly undone. A woman comes up to him to notify him of this, but the language she uses is rather different...

Have You Heard This Joke? Shenanigans in a Dark Tunnel

Four people are in a train compartment together when everything goes dark. An opportunistic poor man decides to capitalize on the opportunity...

This Joke Begins With a Wandering Eye...

A woman loses her glass eye when she sneezes. A man is quick to catch it. She subsequently invites him over for dinner and they have a wonderful evening...

Hilarious: Life Summed Up With Easy Equations!

Some interesting mathematical formulas from the school of life!

Joke: I Bet You I Can Reach That Glass!

A man and bets a barman that he's able to urinate in a glass located on the far side of his bar. The barman agrees, but doesn't know what else is going on...

Let's Play: Can You Help this Man Avoid a Catastrophe?

Can you keep the man from being hit by a flying ball? Use your quick reflexes to get him through, collecting diamonds and coins as you go.

Today's Joke: It Only Takes a Phone Call...

Sometimes a phone call tell you everything you need to know...

Thank God For Men? - Hilarious!

You can always count on us man to fix problems, and if not to fix them, find the quickest, easiest... solution? Enjoy these fine examples of how men fix things when they don't really know what they're doing...

The World Puzzle - A Lovely Story!

a lovely tale, metaphor and moral...