|
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."
"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny rabbit!"
Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?"
And the snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when he was finished, the snake said, "Well, what kind of an animal am I?"
So the bunny felt the snake all over, and he replied, "You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy and you haven't got any balls... You must be a lawyer."
|
Joke: Talking Peace With Lawyers
wo attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat...
Joke: Repaying Your Parent
A young lawyer is interviewing for a job as legal counsel to an investor. Immediately, he divulges that he paid back his father for his education in full...
Ever Hear the One About the Mouse and the Giraffe?
This joke starts at an animal bar with two very unlikely romantic partners...
Joke: The Honest Judge
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was saying to his lawyer, "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined."...
This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...
A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.
20 One-Panel Comics To Brighten Your Day
Enjoy this hilarious collection of single-frame comics by Doug Hill.
Unintentionally Funny Signs That Had Us Laughing
These hysterical signs are funny without ever knowing it, which is why they really cracked us up!
5:52
You've Never Seen a Couple Fight So Beautifully...
A classic comedy featuring Sid Caesar and Nannette Fabry as a couple who fight by a classical score.
20 Quotes That Bring Joy to Life’s Storms
Let these humorous quotes about life put a smile on your face.
Cats Have An Innate Ability to Be Really Naughty..
If you have a cat, you know that they can be partial to behaving like jerks sometimes. This is especially true in the 19 hilarious photos you're about to see.
Grammar Humor That Hits the Right Spot
These grammar jokes will have you on the floor they are so ridiculous!
Clever Chalkboard Signs That Brighten Any Day
Hilarious chalkboard signs with funny messages have been as trend for many a year. Check out these hilarious ones!
These Historically Funny Responses are Wit Incarnate
The art of witty comebacks was created and perfected many years ago. Take a look at this collection of the wittiest comebacks.
20 Absurd Signs That Are Sure to Crack Anyone up!
Expect plenty of giggles, a few very questionable but still fun signs, and an abundance of clean jokes!
10:13
These Dogs' Reactions to the Vet Are Priceless!
When these dogs hear this "magic" word, they react immediately, and it's not the reaction you are expecting!
26 Pictures that Prove We Will Never Truly Understand Cats
Cats seem to be cool and on top of everything most of the time, but they can get extremely goofy, here's proof
Perfectly Timed Photos That Capture Life’s Funny Surprises
Here's a collection of amusing and interesting pictures that signify what perfect timing is all about.
Laugh Lines: Humor From Our Later Years
These just made me laugh myself silly, but I must admit, they're quite true!
Photographers Photobombed By Wild Animals: 17 FUNNY Pics
Here are 17 priceless instances where animals reminded photographers who's really in charge when working in nature.
Warning: These Signs May Just Crack You Up!
From clever puns to unintentionally hilarious signs, this epic collection of 16 funny signs has it all!
Hilarious! Someone's Gonna Get Fired For This...
From ashtrays labelled with 'No Smoking' signs to lemons that can supposedly produce orange juice, you've got to see these 20 hilarious design fails!
These Genius Signs Should Be Shared Everywhere
Check out these funny, clever, and helpful signs that will bring an instant smile to your face.
Cat Comic: A Hilarious Look At Life With Cats
This hilarious cat comics, drawn by Scott Metzger, perfectly capture the nature of cats.
"Clever" Home Fixes That Will Make You Laugh
These photos prove that being an amateur engineer for a day may not work out as well as you'd like!
14 Hilarious Reasons English Makes No Sense
There are some pretty odd languages in the world, but surely nothing comes close to matching English's absurdities? Take a look at these oddities.
These Safety Fails Explain a Lot About Male Psychology
Some people just don’t care about safety.
20 Cats Acting Like Complete Oddballs!
Cats sometimes act like goofy oddballs, sleeping and hanging out in the most surprising and unexpected positions!
1:14:08
A Full Hour With the Incorrigible Mr. Bean
From mishaps with Teddy to misadventures in his trusty Mini, Bean’s bumbling brilliance shines in over an hour of nonstop comedy.
12 Funny Pics of Superficially Renovated Buildings
Take incongruity of these 12 buildings with their purpose is hilarious!
12 Naughty Dogs Caught Being Cheeky While You Were Out
So this is what your dog is doing when he has the house to himself!
These Animals Have No Idea How Funny They Are!
These perfectly timed photos of adorable and funny animals are here to make your day a lot brighter!
Doormats That Greet Guests With a Sense of Humor
Amuse your guests with these ridiculously creative door mats.
19 Photos Proving That Sleeping Pets Is the Funniest Thing
Have you ever caught your pet in an awkward sleeping position? If so, you know these can be really hilarious!
3:19
This Clever Kitty Cat Communicates Through Buttons!
This cat was trained to communicate by pushing buttons! Listen to what she has to say...
7:16
Funniest Kid Pranks by Just For Laughs
Take a few minutes to laugh with this excellent compilation of hilarious kid pranks.
20 Funny Comics That'll Brighten Your Day
These hilarious comic strips by legendary cartoonist Mark Parisi are guaranteed to make you chuckle.
3:16
Ollie the Cow Is All About Swimming and Boat Trips!
This pet cow has a very unexpected hobby!
This is What Happens When You Try and Fix it Yourself!
Have you ever tried fixing something yourself and failed miserably? Then you're going to love these photos...
These Signs Didn't Mean to Be This Funny.. Right?
Need a laugh? Check out these hilariously weird signs that make no sense.
12 Photos That Are Funny For All The Wrong Reasons
How can people be do such dumb things? It really beggars belief, but luckily for us, other people's stupidity can mean endless laughter for us. Enjoy!
Honey I Think the Cat Broke: Strange and Funny Cat Moments!
Funny cat photos never get old. These guys were caught in the strange uncat like petition that will both baffle you and make you laugh out loud
Car Pranks That’ll Make You Chuckle
Watch the works of these tricksters on their friends, family and neighbors! There is even one specially dedicated to the local police officers.
You Can't Help But Laugh at These Mistakes!
To our joy and their misfortune, the fails of these 18 poor souls ended up on the internet, and we must say, it just doesn’t get funnier than these pictures!
Dogs' Hilarious Regrets: 15 Funny Moments
Dogs don't have the ability to understand that their actions have consequences. This often leads to hilarious results such as these.
1:53
This 'Man Song' is a Complete Hoot!
Watch the legendary Milton singing 'The Man Song' by Sean Morey in this hilarious video.
To enable your Ad-Free Subscription, please fill the fields below
Your subscription was successful, now you can enjoy an ad-free experience!! Note: To make sure you get no ads, please make sure to log in to your account. If you are logged in already, then refresh the page. The subscription can be cancelled at any time.