In school, we learn a lot of useless math. However, in the school of life, there are some formulas that may hold true! So here are some interesting mathematical formulas from the school of life - just don't take them too seriously, in my experience, I never did use much of the math I learned at school... |
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC |
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Smart boss + Smart employee = |
Profit
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Smart boss + Dumb employee = |
Production |
Dumb boss + Smart employee = |
Promotion |
Dumb boss + Dumb employee = |
Overtime |
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS | |
Smart man + Smart woman = |
Romance |
Smart man + Dumb woman = |
Affair |
Dumb man + Smart woman = |
Marriage |
Dumb man + Dumb woman = |
Pregnancy |
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SHOPPING MATH |
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A man will pay $2
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for a $1 item he needs. |
A woman will pay $1
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for a $2 item that she doesn't need. |
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