Funny Riddles

Piano Tuner Plays Baseball
Riddle:
Why was the piano tuner hired to play baseball?
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A Football Player Like a Judge
Riddle:
When is a football player like a judge?
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The Quietest Sport
Riddle:
What is the quietest sport?
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The Strong Bird
Riddle:
What bird can lift the most?
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The Hardest Part About Baseball
Riddle:
What is the hardest part about baseball?
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Basketball Players and Donuts
Riddle:
Why do basketball players love donuts?
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A Bodybuilder’s Cardio
Riddle:
What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?
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Hockey Players and Magicians
Riddle:
What do hockey players and magicians have in common?
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Chinese Men
Riddle:
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
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A Cheerleader's Favorite Food
Riddle:
What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
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The Favorite Fruit of Computer Nerds
Riddle:
I am the favorite fruit of computer nerds. Who am I?
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Meaty Greetings
Riddle:
What did the turkey say to the ham?
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The Stressed Jelly
Riddle:
Why was the jelly so stressed out?
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The Food of Mummies
Riddle:
How do mummies like their food?
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The Most Romantic Fruit
Riddle:
I am called the most romantic fruit on the planet. What am I?
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Yummy Money...
Riddle:
What is the tastiest kind of money?
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Drunk Fruit
Riddle:
What fruit gets drunk the most?
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The Friendly Fruit
Riddle:
Do you know a fruit that is friendly and enjoys meeting new people?
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The Most Fun Vegetable
Riddle:
What vegetable is the most fun to be around and the one that everybody wants to hang out with?
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I Have Thousands Of Ears
Riddle:
I have thousands of ears, but I'm a really bad listener. What am I?
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The Month With 28 Days
Riddle:
Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
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Hit Me Hard And I Will Crack
Riddle:
If you hit me hard, I might crack. But you'll never stop me from staring back. What am I?
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No Matter How Little Or How Much You Use Me
Riddle:
No matter how little or how much you use me every day, you change me every month. What am I?
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I Strike Fear in All
Riddle:
I protect, I stand tall. The reason for my existence is to strike fear in all. What am I?
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Cow Vacations
Riddle:
Where do fat cows go on vacation?
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Bunny Travels
Riddle:
How do Easter bunnies travel?
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28 Days
Riddle:
What month of the year has 28 days?
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