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Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Do you want to challenge yourself and laugh at the same time? Usually that wouldn't be possible, but in our funny riddles category, that's the norm!
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Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Riddle:
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
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Answer:
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
A Tree's Least Favorite Month
Riddle:
What month are trees scared of?
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Hint:
It's in the fall.
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Answer:
Sep-timber.
Little Pumpkins
Riddle:
Who walks little pumpkins across the road to school?
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Hint:
A part of the answer is another word for pumpkin.
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Answer:
The crossing gourd.
A Dialogue With the Ocean
Riddle:
What did the ocean say to the ship's captain?
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Answer:
Nothing, it just waved.
A Homesick Tree
Riddle:
What does a tree do when it gets homesick?
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Hint:
There's a pun in this riddle!
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Answer:
It leaves.
When Leaves Begin to Turn
Riddle:
When do the leaves begin to turn?
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Answer:
The night before a test.
A Dogwood Tree
Riddle:
How can you tell a dogwood tree apart from other trees?
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Answer:
By its bark.
A Fruit Tree
Riddle:
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?
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Hint:
What's another word for chicken?
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Answer:
A poul-tree.
Does Rain Ever Get Up?
Riddle:
When rain falls, does it ever get up again?
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Answer:
Yes, in dew time.
Jumping Animals
Riddle:
What animal can jump higher than a tree?
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Hint:
This is a riddle with a twist!
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Answer:
All of them! Trees can't jump.
All Bark and No Bite
Riddle:
I have lots of bark but no bite. What am I?
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Hint:
I'm alive, but I'm not an animal.
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Answer:
A tree.
Two Bats on a Date
Riddle:
What did the bat say to his date?
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Hint:
The date was during the day...
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Answer:
"You are fun to hang out with."
Walnut and Almond
Riddle:
What did the walnut say as he was proposing to the almond?
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Answer:
"I am nuts about you."
Valentine's Day For Singles
Riddle:
If you greet a couple on Valentine's Day with “Happy Valentines Day,” how would you greet a single person on February 14?
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Hint:
The answer is a holiday and the name of a famous science fiction film.
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Answer:
Happy Independence Day!
Two Days in February
Riddle:
What did February 14 say to February 1?
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Hint:
What holiday is on February 14?
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Answer:
"I heard you're single."
Train Valentines
Riddle:
What did one train say to his sweetheart on Valentine's day?
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Answer:
I choo-choo-choose you!
Octopi in Love
Riddle:
What did the octopus say to his crush on Valentine's day?
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Answer:
I would like to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
Valentine's Day with the Skunks
Riddle:
Skunks never skip Valentine’s Day, but why?
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Answer:
They are rather scent-imental.
Pickle Valentine
Riddle:
How did the pickle confess his love to his valentine?
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Hint:
A herb commonly used in pickling is part of the answer.
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Answer:
He said, "you mean a great dill to me."
Lightbulbs in Love
Riddle:
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine's day?
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Hint:
A unit of measurement of electricity is one of the words in the answer.
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Answer:
I love you watts and watts.
Romantic Oars
Riddle:
What did one oar say to the other on Valentine's day?
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Answer:
How about a little row-mance?
A Small Valentine
Riddle:
What do you call a rather small Valentine?
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Hint:
Part of the word is another word for very small.
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Answer:
A valentiny.
Chocolate Sauce and Ice Cream
Riddle:
What did the chocolate sauce confess to the ice cream?
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Answer:
I’m sweet on you.
The Stamp and the Envelope
Riddle:
What did the envelope say to the stamp on Valentine’s Day?
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Answer:
I’m stuck on you.
The Doctor and the Truck Driver
Riddle:
A truck driver and a doctor fell in love with the same woman. The truck driver had to go on a weekend trip. Before leaving, he gave the woman 2 apples. Why?
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Answer:
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Santa’s Reindeer
Riddle:
One of Santa’s reindeer also works on Valentine’s Day? Which one?
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Answer:
Cupid.
A Lovely Flower
Riddle:
What flower sounds very kissable?
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Hint:
It blooms in the spring and comes in many colors.
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Answer:
Tulips.
A Farmer's Love Gesture
Riddle:
What did the farmer give his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
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Hint:
One of the gifts was an animal.
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Answer:
Hogs and kisses.
Spider Wedding
Riddle:
After the wedding, two married spiders drive off on their honeymoon. What do you call the young spider couple?
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Answer:
Newly webs.
An Emotional Wedding
Riddle:
How do you know that a wedding is really emotional?
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Answer:
Even the cake is in tiers.
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