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Anything you give a woman, she'll make greater.
If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby.
 If you give her a house, she will give you a home.
 If you give her food, she will give you a banquet.
 If you give her your smile, she will give you her heart...
 Anything you give her, she will give greater.
So if you're planning to treat her like crap,
expect to receive a ton of it right back!
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Joke: Well, It Can't Get Any Worse...
In a distant city at a bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt, with matching tight leather boots and jacket...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Playing Bridge With Friends
Fay, a busy housewife, enjoys playing a game of bridge with her female friends, but they'r sick of her lewd jokes. They decide to offer her an ultimatum...
Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her
A newlywed couple are about to consummate their marriage as they're expected to, but neither of them have any idea what they're doing...
These 1958 Instructions for Finding a Husband are a Hoot!
A list of 129 Ways to Get a Husband published in a magazine from 1958 that would seem funny to a modern reader.
Joke: Two Southern Belles Talk On a Porch
Two southern belles are sitting on the front porch of a mansion. One of them decides to start bragging about her life...
Joke: Lights Go Out, Naughty Comes Out...
Four people are in a train compartment together when everything goes dark. An opportunistic poor man decides to capitalize on the opportunity...
Who Knew Duct Tape Prevents Blisters & Has All These Uses!
Is any one object more multitasking than duct tape? We really doubt that, and here are just 18 genius ways you can start using it right away
How to Make Organic Pesticides Using Plants in Your Garden
Got some annoying critters in your garden eating all your plants? Try these natural pesticides!
62 Great Uses For Things You Have at Home!
If you keep finding random objects around your house such as rubber bands and old clothespins, don't throw them away just yet!
How to Make an Effective Cough Remedy Using an Orange!
Oranges are a great source of vitamin C that helps strengthen the immune system, but did you know there is a way to make it an effective cough medicine?
Is Your Dog Afraid of the Vacuum? These Tips Might Help
If the vacuum sends your dog into a tailspin, don’t worry, you are not alone. Follow these steps to reduce your dog's dislike of the vacuum cleaner.
13 Before-and-After Yard Transformations to Give You Ideas
Check out this collection of before and after yard makeover pictures that will give you ideas for your next DIY project.
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Flying Soon? These Clothing Choices Are a Bad Idea
This guide covers what not to wear when going to an airport.
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How to Pick the Right Frying Pan for Every Recipe
Upgrade your cooking skills instantly with this full guide to frying pans and saucepans, so that your cookware works with you, and not against you!
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Relieve Joint and Back Pain with Desk Ergonomics Tips
Do you know how to set up your desk and how to work at the computer without wreaking havoc on your joints and spine? This video shows
These Tips Will Make Your Next Flight a Lot Better
In this video you will find 6 great tips that will ensure your next time on a plane is a lot more comfortable.
Make Your Loved Ones a Batch of Fresh Cookies
Send cookies to your loved ones easily with this tip!
Embracing Love After Divorce: A Guide to Dating Again
Single again after divorce? This is what you should do next…
Should You Put Plants on the Windowsill in the Winter?
One of the biggest pitfalls of winter houseplant care is choosing the wrong location for your plants...
31 Genius Uses for Lemon That Are Worth Knowing
Did you know that lemons could help you clean, cultivate, and even give first aid? Discover 31 brilliant uses of lemon....
10 Creative Ways to Sneak More Walking Into Your Day
Finding a designated time for walking and exercise can be difficult. Luckily, there are many creative and fun ways to sneak extra steps into your routine!
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Got an Egg Slicer? Here's What You Can Use It For
Creative ways on what to do with your egg slicer. Impressive!
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22 Mistakes People Make With Cats that Break Their Hearts
We'll teach you to spot the subtle signs of unhappiness and show you how to create a more loving, stress-free environment for your cherished companion.
Do Not Flush These 8 Things Down the Toilet
If you never want to have to pay a hefty price for an emergency plumber, we have a handy list for you today that explains the things you should never flush down a toilet.
The Secret Meaning Behind Bread Packaging Twist Ties
Did you know that the color of twist ties on bread packaging changes from loaf to loaf? This trick will help you pick the freshest bread at the store.
10 Indoor Plants That Thrive in Small Spaces
There is a great number of indoor plants that will make your home or office pretty and the air indoors fresher and cleaner but require very little space
This Is How FBI Agents Protect Their Homes From Intruders
FBI agents have let us in on the secrets they employ to protect their own homes. here are 11 methods that FBI agents use to protect their homes.
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Your Day Is About to Get a Lot Easier with These Hacks
From making cooking easier to restoring household items, check out these incredible tips
Get Rid of That Musty Basement Smell Once and For All
Your basement doesn't have to smell musty. Here are the reasons why it occurs and how to eliminate the unpleasant smell.
I Wish I Discovered The Uses of Castile Soap Sooner
If you haven't used Castile soap yet, these 10 reasons will convince you to do so.
Everything You Wanted to Know About Coffee...
Is coffee healthy? Is it addictive? Is there any way to reuse coffee grounds? Find the answer these question in this coffee themed collection
8 Ice Cream Storage Tips Everyone Should Know
If you want to learn how to always have the ice cream you buy retain its delicious texture and taste in your freezer for weeks, read this...
15 Reasons to Never Throw Away Used Corks Again!
There's no limit with what you can do with a simple collection of corks. Make your used corks useful again with these brilliant DIY ideas.
15 Things in Your Home You Need to Throw Away Right Now!
In this article you'll find 15 items that you need to throw away as soon as possible as they might be making you sick!
5 Reusable Alternatives to Kitchen Disposables
Here are 5 alternatives for single-use sponges and paper towels in your kitchen.
Sprouts: Growing, Recipes, and Nutritional Values
Learn all about growing sprouts at home, their nutritional values, what kinds there are and a recipe.
Got Mosquito Bites? Here's How to Get Rid of Them ASAP
If you can't stop itching that mosquito bite, here's what to do about it.
Are You Guilty of These Everyday Posture Mistakes?
These mistakes are ruining your posture. Here’s how you can fix them!
The One Fall Lawn Care Step You Can't Afford to Skip
Most people assume spring is the ideal time to fertilize. After all, the grass is coming back to life, so why not give it a boost of nutrients? However, the opposite is actually true.
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Boost Your Mood and Productivity at Home With These Tricks
Here are some nifty tips that will help lift your mood and productivity at home.
12 of the WORST Hair Care Mistakes All of Us Still Make
Here are 12 common hair care mistakes that may be responsible for the frizz, dry and split ends, hair thinning, and lack of manageability.
Winter Weight Gain: Why It Happens and 5 Tips to Avoid It
Ever wondered why you tend to put on some extra pounds during the winter months? Find out why we gain winter weight and how we can avoid it.
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Wow! Who Knew Kitchen Sponges Are So Versatile?
If you think that kitchen sponges can only be used for washing dishes, then, we’re sorry to say, you’re completely wrong. They're very versatile. Take a look!
Guide: What Kind of Spider Do You Have at Home?
This guide will allow you to identify and understand what kind of house spider you have at home.
How to Make Sure No Spider Enters Your Home
Tired of 8 legged monstrosities roaming your house? It's time to put a stop to it, the natural way.
11 Unhealthy Signs in Your Dog That You Shouldn't Ignore
If you're a dog owner, it is in your duty to be observant toward your dog's health. Here are the warning signs you should watch out for.
Say Goodbye to Pesky Weeds With This Easy-to-Make Spray!
If you have pesky weeds in your garden or growing on your patio, use these two household ingredients to get rid of them!
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