Joke: The Panty Rule
As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers," she said.
A Couple Get Into Bed On Their Wedding Night (Joke)
As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I cant wear your trousers," she said.
23 Hacks That'll Come in Handy in an Embarrassing Moments
Perhaps, your zip keeps falling down, or maybe you've accidentally torn your trousers. Whatever situation you have found yourself in, these tips will spare you the embarrassment. Take a look!
A Guide for Men: How to Know Your New Suit Fits Perfectly
The Seat The back of the trousers should be a smooth drape over the shape of your rear end and a good fit should lie loosely against your underwear.
Only Grammar Geniuses Will Be Able to Ace This Quiz!
I won Richard Harris's trousers at the auction. I won Richard Harrises' trousers at the auction. I won Richard Harris' trousers at the auction. Which of these sentences is grammatically correct? You typically add ’s to plural nouns that don't end in s and ’s to show singular possession.
Hilarious! He Thought He Wouldn't Get Caught...
funny, woman, humor, wife, husband, frying pan A woman finds a suspicious note in her husband's trousers. Suspecting the worst, she breaks out her biggest frying pan to exact her revenge...
10 Quirky British Slang Phrases to Add to Your Vocabulary
All mouth and no trousers We all painfully familiar with those characters who are all talk and no action. Well, guess what, there's a British slang equivalent of that very same phrase, and it's 'all mouth and no trousers'.
This Joke Made Me Laugh My Head Off
"Okay then," said the patient, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing a huge male body with the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her life. In length and girth it was almost identical to an AAA battery.
Joke: Making This Call About a Wedding is a Tough Decision
The streets were flooded, so he rolled up his pants legs to keep his trousers dry. When he finally reached the church, his best man rushed him into the sanctuary and up to the altar, just as the ceremony was starting.
Dirty Joke: Pub and Sausage
"We are going into the next pub, order two pints, drink them and when it comes to paying you go down on your knees, unzip my trousers, pull the sausage out and start sucking on it." So, they go into the first pub and do exactly as Sean suggested.
Hilarious: The Girl's Round of Golf Just Went Awry
She gently took his hands away and laid them at his sides, she loosened his trousers and put her hand inside. She administered tender and skillful massage for several long moments and then asked "How does that feel?"
These Artifacts Are All the First of Their Kind...
Oldest known trousers: About 3,000 years old, this pair of trousers was discovered in a Chinese grave in the ancient Yanghai graveyard. Oldest known photograph of a tornado: Taken on august 28th, 1884 in South Dakota. It was taken by a man called F.N.
Joke: The Golf Injury
Suits You, Sir! How to Dress Like a Real Gentleman
Pay attention to the length of your trousers. 4. Select your shoes according to the color of your suit. 5. Make sure that your suit fits you right. 6. The best ways to wear a scarf on a suit. 7. Make sure your colors match. 8. Select your sunglasses according to your 'face type'. 9.
Have You Heard This One? The Impossible Task (Rude)
"Okay then," said the patient, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing a huge male body with the smallest adult male organ the nurse had ever seen in her life. In length and width it was almost identical to an AAA battery.
12 New Things You Can Learn For Free From YouTube
Check Out These YouTube Channels Table of contents How to unclog a kitchen sink How to cut onions without the tears How to hem trousers How to remove a red wine stain How to say "hello" in different languages How to read the nutritional info on food labels How to give the Heimlich maneuver How to change
Joke: Wedding Decisions
These Seniors Live Life According to Their Own Rules...
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12 Mind-Blowing History Facts You Never Knew Were True!
Greek and Roman men ridiculed those who wore trousers Greek men wore the chiton, a traditional tunic which was often complemented with a heavier cloak, and Roman men wore a very similar outfit themselves, too.
How Observant Are You? Can You Spot What's Wrong Here?
Man's trouser leg turned up. 15. Man wears a shoe and a slipper. 16. Woman's sleeves are different. 17. Woman wears smart shoes for house chores. 18. Woman wears stockings. 19. A floor polisher is useless here. 20. The polisher is not connected to electricity. 21. Carrots grow in the soil.
The World News Headlines Today, April 17th, 2017
To share this news item click here Charlie Chaplin Lookalikes in Switzerland Set World Record Hundreds of baggy trousered and mustachioed Chaplins descended in their hundreds to celebrate their favorite silent film hero.
To Date this Hilarious Father's Daughter, Here are the Rules
[related_articles] Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
Vintage Photos and Full Movie of the Beatles from 1965
We had to ride around and run around in shirts and trousers, and it was absolutely bloody cold.”