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Joke: Bob, Bob, Bob and Bob

"Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, and Bob." "They're ALL named Bob?" he asks, even more bewildered. "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?" "Oh, that's easy," she explained, "I just call 'Bob,' and they all come running inside."

Mind-Blowing Images From the 2019 Astronomy Photo Contest

Runner Up, Category: Stars and Nebulae - A Horsehead Curtain Call, by Bob Franke © Bob Franke, Insight Investment Astronomy Photographer of the Year, 2019 21.

Joke: A Black Cat With a White Spot

Kent and Bob were talking. "Say, Kent", said Bob, "do you know if anybody in the village has a black cat with a white spot underneath its chin?" "I don't think so, no", said Kent. They sat in silence for a bit, before Bob said, "Are you sure? Come on, think harder.

Have You Heard This Joke? What To Do for $5,000 Dollars?

2 couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands, Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on the floor. As he bent down to retrieve them, he couldn't help but notice that Jay's wife Kate was touching him with her foot in a very obvious way.

Joke: A Difference in Prizes

Bubba and Billy Bob were known for having quite a bit below the average smarts around Little Rock. One day, in the Little Rock Walmart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They each bought five tickets at a dollar a pop.

Joke: Two Roofers in a Fix

Two Roofers, Bob and Dan, were putting a new roof on a barn when a bundle of shingles slid down the slope and knocked the ladder over. Bob and Dan decided since it was early they would continue working because someone would surely come around by quitting time.

Joke: How to Go On Vacation

Billy Bob and Abraham were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Abraham: "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation... only this year I'm gonna do it different. The last few years, I been takin' your advice 'bout where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii.

Joke: Putting the Foot Down

Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug, and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work.

Joke: Everything Seems to Be Going Wrong Today

Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work.

Joke: Acting Like an Ape

One day, Bob decided to go to the zoo. When he got to the ape cage, he found himself looking at a big male ape, who was staring right back at him. When he scratched his head, so did the ape. Noticing this, Bob decided to have some fun.

Have You Heard This One? The Miracle Bread! (Rude)

I’m Bob. I’m 80. Every morning, I sit on the same park bench and chat to my friend, Jim, who’s a full seven years older than me. I’ve always wondered where he gets all his stamina from – he goes for a jog each day without fail, before meeting me. And, amazingly, he’s never out of breath.

This Joke Begins With Two Communists...

Back in the 1970s, two brothers, John, and Bob lived in America and were members of the communist party. After much discussion, they decided to emigrate to the USSR and live among their communist comrades.

Joke: The Logic of Being Logical...

Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob are sitting in a bar, enjoying beers. Jim turns to Bob, and says, "You know what, I'm going to go to college!" He then leaves the bar and makes his way over to the local college.