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Joke: Looking For Divinity

His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?" The younger brother replied, " We are in BIG trouble now... They can't find God and they're blaming it on us! " ​For more funny jokes scroll below! Getting Into Big Trouble!

Today's Joke: Looking For Divinity

His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?" The younger brother replied, " We are in BIG trouble now... They can't find God and they're blaming it on us! " ​For more funny jokes scroll below! Getting Into Big Trouble!

Joke: The Lady Stowaway

A young lady, jobless and spurned by her lover, heads to the Manhattan docks to drown herself. She has nothing, no friends, no family, she just wants to end it all. And as she's about to jump, a handsome young sailor shouts, "stop! Don't do it!!"

Expressions From the Supreme Poet of the Divine Comedy

While he has been responsible for works in different languages, such as The New Life, which was written in the Tuscan dialect, his most famous work is 'The Divine Comedy', still today revered as one of the greatest works of literature.

Joke: The Lady Golfers

Joke: These Ladies Are Taking Really Long! joke Two men are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes of golf...

Joke: The Generous Old Lady

A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.

Joke: The Old Lady and the Proctologist

A little old lady has an appointment with a proctologist. The proctologist does the exam and then discusses the results with her. He ends by saying, "Do you have any questions for me, Mrs. Smith?" The little old lady looks at him scoldingly and says "Yes. Does your mother know what you're doing?"

Joke: I Didn't Know That Divine Intervention Happens

Jack Paints the Inside of the Church funny, hilarious, joke, humor, painter, church, God, renovation, sin When a tradesman named Jack begins to pain the inside of a church, he didn't know know that divine intervention would occur...

An Utterly Divine Strawberry & Yogurt Panna Cotta Recipe

Send your family members and guests to culinary heaven with this divine piece of Italy, and they'll be talking about it for years to come: Ingredients For the Panna Cotta: • 1 Cup Whole Milk • 1 Tsp Unflavored Gelatin • 2 Tbsp Sugar • 1 Tbsp Honey • 1 Cup 2% Plain Greek Yogurt • 1/2 Teaspoon Vanilla

Old Ladies, a Park Bench & Some Indecent Exposure (Rude)

Three old ladies, Gertrude, Maude and Tilly, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation. Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached them from across the park.

Joke: The Old Lady Shoplifter

Content Joke: The Dangerous Shoplifter joke An old lady gets caught shoplifting...

These Dogs Are The Perfect Companions For Older Adults!

Most people are hesitant to bring a dog into the home at older ages, but your age doesn’t have to stop you from enjoying that companionship. It all just comes down to a question of what dog you get. Many breeds of dogs aren’t quite as high-energy as the typical labs and retrievers.

QUIZ: Can You Guess Who's Older?

Who's Older? quiz Which event happened first? Who's the older person? Who was born first?

Joke: The Old Lady and the Bank CEO

An old lady walked into the Bank of America with a huge bag of money. She told the receptionist that she would like to meet the president of the bank as she wanted to deposit a large sum of money.

Joke: The Old Lady and the Gentleman-For-Hire

Content Joke: The Wicked Call joke A little old lady checked into a motel on her 70th birthday, but she was a bit lonely...

Joke: The Old Lady and the Rubber Gloves

Joke: The Old Lady and the Rubber Gloves joke A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves..

Hilarious: This Old Lady Knows What She Wants!

In the parking lot, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost and asked if he could tell her the way to 1603 Mockingbird Lane. The biker said, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane." We can take a shortcut down this alley and be there in no time".

This Joke Starts With a Christian Lady On a Business Trip

There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying. But flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her. One time she was sitting next to a man.