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This Joke Starts With Two Canaries Sharing a Cage

Once upon a time, there were two canaries in a cage. Naturally, one was male and the other female. After many months, the male decided to meet the female. So he scooted over to her side of the cage and said, "Since we're in this together, why don't I move over to your side of the cage!"

Quiz: Are You Luke, Leia or Another Star Wars Character?

Content QUIZ: Which Original Star Wars Character Are You? quiz If you went on a grand Star Wars adventure, which of the original trilogy Star Wars character would you be?

Joke: How to Prevent Pregnancy

"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't want you messing with my sons Jed and Luke." She looks through the screen door and sees two men standing behind the farmer. She judges them to be in the early twenties. "Okay," she says.

The Architectural Wonders of Europe Never Looked Better...

Journeying through 36 cities in 21 European countries, Luke Shepard and Henry Farrow Miller carefully took thousands of photos in order to capture the magic and majesty of some of the most beautiful European structures.

Joke: The New Gorilla Encounters a Lion...

The next morning, before the crowd arrived, the mime put on the gorilla suit and entered the cage. He discovered that it was a great job. He could sleep all he wanted, play and make fun of people, and he drew bigger crowds than he ever had as a mime.

Hilarious: Dealing With the Lion's Share of the Trouble

"Well, what if the lion takes that big paw, and hooks the chair with those big claws, and throws that chair out of the cage? What do you do then?" "I'll take that whip they all carry, and I'll whip him and whip him until he backs down."

QUIZ: How Familiar Are You With the New Testament?

Both the Gospel of Luke and Acts were addressed to a man named Theophilus, with Acts recording the events that took place after Jesus’ resurrection. From ancient times these books were ascribed to Luke the Evangelist who was a follower and the physician of Paul the Apostle.

Quiz: The Ultimate New Testament Brain Teasers

Both the Gospel of Luke and Acts were addressed to a man named Theophilus, with Acts recording the events that took place after Jesus’ resurrection. From ancient times these books were ascribed to Luke the Evangelist who was a follower and the physician of Paul the Apostle.

How Much is My Bill Again!? (Hilarious Joke)

He left the room for a moment and came back carrying a large cage with a cat in it. The vet opened the cage door and the cat walked over to the dog. The cat sniffed the dog from head to toe and walked back to the cage. "Well, that confirms it", the vet announced, "your dog is dead."

The Hamster Jazz Company - Hilarious!

These four hamsters woke up one day to find that tiny instruments were installed in their cage. They decided to have fun with them. Add a bit of music and you get an adorable Hamster band! Their name is: ' The Clever Hamsters . " We've included some footage of the auditions for the band.

Joke: Acting Like an Ape

When he got to the ape cage, he found himself looking at a big male ape, who was staring right back at him. When he scratched his head, so did the ape. Noticing this, Bob decided to have some fun. So he started to scratch under his arms and jump around saying "oooh oooh oooh" and so did the ape.