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This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple Lying in Bed

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting. " Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple At a Travel Agency

The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.

Joke: The Best Nursing Home

With their ailing mother needing constant medical supervision, a family decided to bring her to a very expensive and caring nursing home for a day to try it out.

The Most Unbelievable Food is Served In This Nursing Home!

Meet Chef Kevin, a 42-year-old man with a fire for food unmatched by any average eater. Kevin became a chef in 1995, as soon as he completed school and discovered his passion for the art of cooking working at a hotel.

Joke: A Slightly Confused Nurse

Three doctors with a growing private practice decided they needed to hire a new nurse onto their staff to meet their needs. They hired a very qualified applicant named Sue, and met after a week to discuss the new nurse's abilities in her new role.

Joke: Three Couples on Their Honeymoons

Three couples check into a hotel for their honeymoons. The man at the front desk has a game he likes to play. When the first couple checked in, he asked the bride what her job was. She said she was a maid. The man thought to himself "Maids are hot. This guy's going to have a fun honeymoon."

This Joke Starts With Two Elderly People In a Trailer Park

There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. Now, one evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. These two were at the same table, across from one another.

This Cheeky Nurse Knows How to Handle with Care...

A young student nurse came into his room, ready to give him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,” he mumbled from behind the mask. “Are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replied: “I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body.”

7 Apps That Will Make Life Easier For the Elderly

For the elderly, the latest tech gadgets are considered to be a hindrance. With time, however, senior citizens have gotten around to using the latest smartphones and similar devices, mostly because of the convenience they bring to their lives.

With These 10 Rules, Doctors and Nurses Get Sick Less!

"You can get a lot of nasty bugs at the gym," says Jocelyn Freeman, a nurse from Arizona. She always washes her hands with soap and water as soon as she gets home, noting that hand sanitizer just doesn’t cut it; they reduce the number of microbes we carry on our hands but don’t eliminate them.

Funny: Elderly Man is Quite Confused to Say the Least

This funny joke starts with an elderly man arriving for a routine physical...

Learn About Common Stressful Hardships Among the Elderly

With these words, Avraham Alon, a senior resident specializing in sheltered housing and quality of life issues in the elderly, starts his explanation of the difficulties that people may experience in old age.

This Joke Starts With an Old Couple Sitting on Their Porch

An elderly couple who had just celebrated their fiftieth anniversary were sitting on their porch, relaxing. Both were simply reading a book and rocking on their chairs. When suddenly, the wife looks at her husband and whacks him across the head, and goes back to her knitting.