This Joke Begins With a Golf Swing...
A couple was golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix!"
Joke: The Priest and His Sunday Golf
Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the temperature was just right.
Joke: The Old Golf Partner
"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife. "Well I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went." "Well you're 75 years old now, Jack, why don't you take my brother Scott along?" suggested his wife.
Joke: The Golf Injury
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of them and he immediately fell to the ground clutching his hands together to his groin, rolling around in obvious agony.
Joke: The Special Golf Ball
Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball. "Don't you have at least one other golf ball?", he asked. The other guy replied that no, he only needed the one. "Are you sure?", the friend persisted.
Joke: Playing Golf With Your Doctor
A husband decides to join his wife for the first time playing golf. He's never really been into the game, but since his wife was playing with all these men around, he wanted to come and check it out. All day long he complains: About the heat, about the other people, about how long it's taking...
Have You Heard This Joke? Lost in a Game of Golf
A man was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a young lady playing up ahead of him and went over to her and said, "Can you please help me? I don't know what hole I'm on" She told him, "You are one hole behind me, I'm on 7 and you are on 6." He thanked her and carried on playing golf.
Watching Dogs On Swings is the Best Cure for the Blues
I think the magic is in seeing these dogs, enjoying the swings like humans. It reminded me to take life more easily, and relish little things. I now want to share this with you, because I’m sure it will cheer you or your loved ones up and brighten your day! Got the Blues?
The Incredible Hammocks We Want to Swing In!
Hammocks immediately make us feel like we're on a tropic vacation, swinging gently to the breeze blowing over the blue ocean waves. It's an immediate feeling of comfort and relaxation that is hard to beat.
Mr. Bean Never Expected a Round of Golf Like That...
Mr Bean decides to treat himself to a round of crazy golf. He starts off with a fantastic hole in one, but things start to take a turn for the worse… Watch this famous Mr. Bean clip and a few more in this half hour compilation of Mr. Bean's best clips! Mr.
Hilarious: The Girl's Round of Golf Just Went Awry
Man vs. Machine: Golf Edition!
Rory Mcilroy is definitely one of the best golf players in the world, recently beating every other player in the European tournament. But today he has a new challenge: Can a golf playing robot beat him? Man vs. Machine: Golf Edition!
Amazing Places - Welcome to the City of Golf Carts!
All you need to do is pick up a golf cart and go! That’s Peachtree City, a planned community just south of Atlanta with a population of about 35,000 people. And almost every family in this town moves around on a golf cart...
The Mini-Golf Professional Tour - Hilarious and Sweet!
In this funny video, they surprised a bunch of families playing mini-golf by turning it into a professional event, with live broadcasters, fans cheering them and even a giant trophy!
Golfing Can Be A Dangerous Sport - Funny Prank!
Golfing Can Be A Dangerous Sport - Funny Prank! video, prank, gag, just for laughs, golf !A great prank featuring golf and a police car with a broken windshield
Two Generations of Golf Compete, Who Will Be the Winner?
Two Generations of Golf Compete, Who Will Be the Winner? funny, video, commercial, sports, golf, tiger woods Old generation vs. new generation - Who is the better?
These Are Some of the Luckiest Felines in the World Today
Thinking of all the animals in the world that need a loving home is quite saddening, but luckily, there are plenty of shelters to help them get adopted. Cat shelters are no exception, and I've deci..
Hilarious: You Really Play a Good Golf Game, Old Man
Three gentlemen are golfing one sunny day. They come to a difficult par with a water trap just after the tee. The first golfer proceeds to hit his ball right into the water. To retrieve it, he simply approaches the body of water and extends his golf club.
Joke: A True Story
A young man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is at the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to swing when he hears, "Ribbit. 9- Iron". The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9-Iron."
Have You Heard This Joke? Dangerous Mother Nature! (Rude)
On the 16th hole of the golf course, Fred had hit his ball into the woods. Harry, his partner had laughed and poked fun, but then somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods, just a few yards beyond. Fred looked for a long time, getting angrier every minute.
Joke: A Bet With Stevie Wonder
By the way, how is the golf?" Nicklaus replies: "Not too bad, I am not winning as much as I used to but I'm still making a bit of money. I have some problems with my swing but I think I've got that right now."
Hurricane Season is Now In Full Swing. Are You Prepared?
As summer begins to wind down, the true start of the Atlantic hurricane season kicks off in earnest, with strong winds, torrential downpours, power outages and floods all on the menu, but have you ..
Joke: The Hooters Meetings
They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf, and head for lunch. "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why Hooters?" "They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts, and the gorgeous legs."
Joke: Everything For a $1
A guy receives an ad in the mail for a golf resort where everything costs one dollar. He jumps at the offer and heads off for a weekend of fun in the sun. He arrives and plays a round of golf. It cost him a buck. When he goes for dinner that evening, it costs him another buck.
