Funny: A Rabbi and a Priest Decide to Buy a Car Together
A priest and a rabbi respectively run a church and a synagogue across the road from each other. As a result, they decide to buy a car to share between them.
Funny Joke: What on Earth Is Morris up To?
When Morris asks Irving to stall the Rabbi on his behalf so he can go & sleep with the Rabbi's wife, it seems that Irving doesn't know what's really going on...
Joke: The Old Man's Reason For Ceasing to Attend Synagogue
A very old man stopped attending synagogue, to the dismay of the rabbi. When he sees him, he decides to investigate, and his reason is intriguing...
This Joke Starts With a Rabbi, Priest and a Minister
A priest is out on a fishing boat when he needs to go to the bathroom. Immediately, he is joined by a minister, and both appear to walk on water...
This Joke Starts With a Man Looking For Answers About Relations
When a young man wants to know whether having relations on the Sabbath is in violation of religious law, he consults a priest followed by a rabbi...
Hilarious: The Young Priest's Ideas Are a Bit Out There
A young priest is trying to help his bishop out with returning people back to the congregation. His ideas are good, apart from one, which is quite far out...
Joke: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest...
These newlyweds were asked to do something difficult...
Joke: What Are We Going to Do Without a Camel?
A nun and priest are traveling through the desert when their camel decides to die on them. The conversation soon turns elsewhere...
Joke: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost
When a doctor is tasked with fixing a rabbi's mangled manhood, he explains that there's a variation in price depending on the size...
Joke: HOW Could it Be Worse?
A guy runs into an old school friend on the street. The friend immediately begins talking about his financial troubles...
Joke: I Didn't Know That Divine Intervention Happens
When a tradesman named Jack begins to pain the inside of a church, he didn't know know that divine intervention would occur...
Joke: Doctor, What Are You Going to Do With My Husband?
A man's penis just starts to grow with no end to the growth in sight. He soon resorts to seeking out a urologist...
Joke: Now is NOT the Time!
When two friends are on a boat that starts to sink, the first priority is to get to shore. A spot of misinterpretation adds to the confusion (and the humor!).
Joke: Putting the Foot Down
When Joe and Bob are doing some work together, Bob notices how much Joe fusses over his wife. He asks him what's going on...
25 Xmas One-liners to Make Everyone Howl With Laughter
Do you enjoy a good one-liner? If you do, then there's no need to tell you Christmas is the perfect time for them. Here are 25 hilarious Christmas one-liners.
Funny Joke: The Researcher, the General, and the Question
A young woman is undertaking research about intercourse and includes war veterans as part of her study. The answers she gets are surprising..
Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her
A newlywed couple are about to consummate their marriage as they're expected to, but neither of them have any idea what they're doing...
This Joke Starts With a Boy Wandering In a Hotel
A boy wanders into a dark hotel room, only to find a couple having intercourse inside. Here's what happened next...
This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple At a Travel Agency
Two elderly people are spotted by a travel agent at his agency's window. He promptly invites them in and discusses sending them on a dream vacation...
This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...
Hilarious: How Are You Doing, My Old Friend?
This Joke Starts With a New Priest Getting Advice
A newly-ordained priest is about to begin hearing confessions from the faithful, but he's nervous about how to go about it. He asks an older priest...
This Joke Starts With a Man Spitting & Cussing On a Corner
A man hitches a ride with someone unknown to him, and the driver soon begins to display his crazy driving skills. He drops him off...
This Joke Starts With a Young Vicar Delivering a Sermon
A vicar is about to give his first sermon in his new church. The thing is that he's completely unsure of what to speak about on the big day...
This Joke Starts With a Man Working Late
A businessman works late to be with his young secretary, but eventually makes his way home. He begins to think up his excuses...
This Joke Starts With a Minister Doing Something Different
A church minister decides to do something a little different during his sermon, so he starts spouting random words for his congregation to sing hymns to...
This Priest Makes Beautiful Miniature Palm Crosses (Joke)
A priest decides to give out miniature palm crosses to his congregation. There's one who seems to need more...
Receptionist, You Must Come Quickly (Hilarious Joke)
A receptionist is alerted to the presence of a man outside the window of an old lady who's staying at the hotel. She goes to investigate the problem...
This Joke Starts With Two Men Going On a Camping Trip
Two men go camping in the woods and promise to do it again 20 years after. They come across a beautiful fishing brook...
It Looks Like the Camel's Gone and Humped Itself (Joke)
Joke: In Life, They Say That What Goes Up Must Come Down
A man goes skydiving for the first time, but things begin to go awry as soon as he leaves the plane. Something even more surprising happens...
This Joke Starts With a Man Driving Through West Texas
When a man breaks down while driving through west Texas, a horse appears to be give him instructions on what he has to do to fix his car...
Go Round Back and Do It There, OK Honey? (Hilarious Joke)
When a little girl begins to feel ill in church, her mother instructs her to go around the back and be sick. The little girl seemingly has other ideas...
This Joke Starts With a Man Sitting Next to a Cute Blonde
Blondes have a reputation for not being the sharpest knives in the drawer, but this man soon finds out that you should never judge a book by its cover...
He Hasn't Quite Got His Priorities Straight (Funny Joke)
When a man walks in on his wife in bed with the milkman, his friend, who's also in the house, is quite surprised with his priorities...
Palm Readers Never Cease to Amaze (Hilarious Joke)
A man visits a palm reader that's exhibiting at a street fair. It doesn't take long for her to amaze him with her accuracy...
This Joke Starts With a Man In a Hired Car In Washington
A tourist is driving about Washington D.C. while driving a rental, when he decides to pull over to buy a snack. He asks a well-to-do man to look after his car..
Hilarious: A Joyride Comes to a Premature End
Three men are out sampling a fast sports saloon that one of them owns when he gets it wrong and crashes. They soon find themselves in heaven...
Joke: Everything Seems to Be Going Wrong Today
Who Knew That Coffee Could Cause Arguments? (Funny Joke)
A husband and wife are having an argument over who should brew the coffee. Little does the husband know that his wife already has the argument won...
This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Reading a Rich Man's Will
A family is at the lawyer's office for the reading of the will of its deceased patriarch. Cousin Dan is also along for the reading, but he isn't well-liked...
Hilarious: Excuse Me, Can I Borrow Your Blanket Please?
A man and a woman are both in a sleeping carriage on a train, but the man is feeling cold and decides to ask for a blanket. He isn't prepared for the response..
Lovemaking is Different Across Nations (Hilarious Joke)
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Englishman are discussing their previous night's lovemaking in a bar. As it turns out, it's different in each country...
He Was Lucky That This Woman Was There to Save Him (Funny)
A man is at a restaurant with his son when he begins to choke on three nickels that he was given to play with. A well-dressed woman calmly walks over to help...
Hilarious: This Is How You Get Things Done With Officials
When this preacher comes across a jackass in his front yard, he immediately harbors suspicion about who he's related to...
Hilarious: I'm Going "Fishing" With My Boss, Honey
A man tells his wife that he's off on a fishing trip to Canada with his colleagues and his boss in order to bag himself a promotion...
Hilarious: Mr. Psychiatrist, What Am I Doing Wrong?
A man is at a loss as to why his love life has turned dysfunctional. As a result, he turns to a psychiatrist to get to the bottom of his issues...
Joke: You'll Get Three Wishes If You Get to the Other Side
A rich man throws an elaborate party involving a tank laden with lethal creatures. A man suddenly decides to go for it, but things aren't what they seem...
This Joke Starts With a Man Riding In the Back of a Cab
A man is catching a cab home when he realizes that the cab driver could give him a hand with catching his cheating wife. Things escalate quickly...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Speaking to a Congregation
A woman takes the mic during Mass and begins to tell the congregation of her husband's terrible ailment. Not surprisingly, the congregation is horrified...
Joke: A Thieving Old Lady Finds Herself Facing a Judge
An old lady finds herself in front of a judge after stealing a can of peaches. He immediately hands down a sentence for her wicked deed...
Hilarious: This Blonde Thinks Her Car Parts Were Stolen
When a blonde gets into her car, she notices a bunch of car parts that were there when she left them missing. She immediately reports the theft to 911...
Rabbi, My Wife Is Trying to Poison Me. What Should I Do?
A man is concerned about his wife poisoning him, so he seeks out a Rabbi's advice.The Rabbi's response is rather surprising...
Well, I Never Thought My Generosity Would Lead Me Here!
When word starts to spread about a generous Washington barber who gives out free haircuts to those who take care of the community, the inevitable happens...
This Joke Starts With a Lumberjack Confessing to Theft
When a lumberjack confesses to a priest that he's been stealing from the lumber yard, the priest is outraged. Find out how the confessional ensues...
Hilarious: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost
This Joke Starts With a Priest Fed Up of People "Falling"
A priest had long served his congregation, but he was getting sick of all the people coming to him and confessing adultery. He hatches a plan...
Funny: It's Not My Fault That You Didn't Use Them, Pal
When a husband and wife on a long car journey decide to stop overnight, little did they imagine the shock they were in for when receiving their bill...
The Differences Between Men and Women Are Highly Apparent
This woman is worried about her boyfriend's behavior, but he doesn't seem to be bothered at all...
Joke: God Sets out to Find Those Who Really Lived as Men
An extinction event occurs on Earth, so all mortal souls go to Heaven. On arrival at the Pearly Gates, God seems to find an exemplary man... or is he?
This Joke Starts With Two Men Sinking In Their Boat
Funny: The Wife Isn't Keen On My Partying
A man spent the previous weekend out partying with his friends. When he got home the following Sunday night, his wife didn't take it too well...
Hilarious Joke! Pay Attention in Confession!
This sinner always pays attention to his confessor.
Have You Heard This Joke? The Rabbi and His Priest
This replacement priest may not be the best man for the job...
Uproarious: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest!
Hilarious: Theological Rumblings Cause Inclement Weather
Three clergymen are having a theological debate with a female minister in their church. When they don't drop their argument, divine intervention occurs...
Welcome to Laugh Corner - Single Panel Comics
Dial down the stress as we approach our much-deserved weekend with some humor.
Joke: Wedding Decisions
A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...
Cheeky Joke: The Shocking News
This preacher was mishandled by the media...
Joke: Similar Problems...
What a coincidence!
Joke: Don't Drink and Jump
A man and a woman are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The man soon makes a startling revelation...
Joke: Lights Go Out, Naughty Comes Out...
Four people are in a train compartment together when everything goes dark. An opportunistic poor man decides to capitalize on the opportunity...
Joke: She Still Likes to Have a Drink
An old lady is celebrating her 80th birthday aboard a cruise ship. The bartender buys her a drink, and she proceeds to have a few...
This Joke Starts With a Retiree Entering a Pharmacy
When an old man walks into a drug store and makes an unusual request, the pharmacist decides to do a little prying...
Joke: The Odd Driver
When a cop pulls over a man for speeding, little does he know what he's in for...
Joke: A Lawyer's Accident
This joke unveils the truth about certain people...
Joke: Impossible Demands
A man notices a woman sitting alone at a table in his favorite restaurant. He decides to send her a bottle of expensive Merlot...
Joke: Who Was That On the Phone?
Sometimes a phone call tell you everything you need to know...
Who Said God Is Not Funny? Hilarious Church Signs!
Although churches are houses of worship, that doesn't mean to say that they can't have a sense of humor! These amazing signs are evidence of that.
Joke: How to Get Over the Language Barrier
A furniture salesman heads to Paris on a buying trip. He soon sees a lady that takes his fancy. The only problem is that he doesn't speak French...
Joke: When the Evangelicals Are On TV
When grandma and grandpa are watching the evangelical preacher on the TV, they try to heal themselves of their ills by touching it. It doesn't go so well...
Joke: The Power of the Thermos
A blond is in a store when a Thermos catches her eye. She begins to ask questions about it and eventually makes a purchase...
Joke: Thank Goodness the Farmer Came Over!
A husband and wife are traveling down a country lane when their car gets stuck in some mud. Luckily, a farmer shows up to give them a helping hand...
This Hilarious Sign is Gaining Notoriety Around the World...
The Indian Hills Community Center sign in Colorado, USA, has gained a worldwide following thanks to the hilarious puns it displays. Here are 30 of them.
Joke: Hedging Your Bets
A man is on his deathbed and a priest is getting him ready for his long journey into the night. Despite his impending death, the man is still very cautious.
Joke: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky...
A man is all by himself in his hotel room while on a business trip. He decides that he wants some company for the evening. This is his story...
Joke: Could Have Had a Great Career In Insurance
It's Airman Jones' job to make sure that the knew recruits know what they're entitled to on joining in the army. That's when he begins his lesson in insurance..
Joke: It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes
When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...
Joke: The Fortune Teller and the Bad News
A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans
Joke: Getting Away With It
A bartender is having difficulty keeping track of who has or hasn't paid for their drinks. Seeing an opportunity, a trio of men try their luck...
Joke: Don't Panic!!!
When a pilot has a heart attack mid-flight, he and his co-pilot aim for LaGuardia airport, but the landing doesn't look like it will go to plan...
Joke: The Brothel Union
Guess which profession just got unionized...
Joke: This Wife Gives a Gift to Her Upset Husband
A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...
Joke: A Naughty New Tenant
A new tenant has come to the house, and is already causing trouble!
Joke: King Solomon's Decision
King Solomon isn't the monarch for nothing. When a man is dragged before him by two women, his decisions have to be calculated and swift...
Joke: A Drink Best Served Cold
A man enters a bar and orders a beer. To his delight, he's only charged 1c for it. Similarly, steak dinner is only 4c, but there's a reason for the cheapness...
Joke: The Mother Superior Really Needs to Calm Down..
Mother Superior is dying, and her nuns comfort her during her last moments. Suddenly, one of the nuns has a great idea...
Joke: The Generous Old Lady
A pastor pleads to his congregation to be generous with donations that day. He soon notices a $1000 bill on one of the offering plates...
Laugh Your Socks Off With These Amusing Car Pranks
Watch the works of these tricksters on their friends, family and neighbors! There is even one specially dedicated to the local police officers.
Joke: The Curious Little Girl
When a little girls begins asking her Mom every question under the sun, Mom understandably begins to become annoyed at her. Then, a friend gives her advice...