Joke: The Fancy New Confessional
Michael Murphy goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
Joke: The Newlyweds and the Disappointed Priest
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements...
Great Joke: His First Confession
This joke begins with an old man having his first confession.
Funny Joke: The Old Lady Has an Important Question...
This joke begins with a repenting old woman at a church...
Have You Heard This Joke? The Big Bastard
This joke starts with a priest going on a fishing trip...
Funny: A Rabbi and a Priest Decide to Buy a Car Together
A priest and a rabbi respectively run a church and a synagogue across the road from each other. As a result, they decide to buy a car to share between them.
Have You Heard This One? It's Only A Few Days, Love
The price for gaining admittance to this church is pretty steep - if you are quick to sin.
Hilarious: The Young Priest's Ideas Are a Bit Out There
A young priest is trying to help his bishop out with returning people back to the congregation. His ideas are good, apart from one, which is quite far out...
Joke: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest...
These newlyweds were asked to do something difficult...
Joke: Hedging Your Bets
A man is on his deathbed and a priest is getting him ready for his long journey into the night. Despite his impending death, the man is still very cautious.
Joke: The Secret of Confession
This hilarious joke starts with a confession...
Joke: What Are We Going to Do Without a Camel?
A nun and priest are traveling through the desert when their camel decides to die on them. The conversation soon turns elsewhere...
This Joke Starts With a Boy Wandering In a Hotel
A boy wanders into a dark hotel room, only to find a couple having intercourse inside. Here's what happened next...
This Joke Starts With a New Priest Getting Advice
A newly-ordained priest is about to begin hearing confessions from the faithful, but he's nervous about how to go about it. He asks an older priest...
This Priest Makes Beautiful Miniature Palm Crosses (Joke)
A priest decides to give out miniature palm crosses to his congregation. There's one who seems to need more...
It Looks Like the Camel's Gone and Humped Itself (Joke)
This Joke Starts With a Rabbi, Priest and a Minister
A priest is out on a fishing boat when he needs to go to the bathroom. Immediately, he is joined by a minister, and both appear to walk on water...
This Rude Prank Will Have You Screaming With Laughter!
When the a gag team sets up a secret love affair between a priest and a couple of nuns, the resulting chaos that ensues will make you scream with laughter!
Well, I Never Thought My Generosity Would Lead Me Here!
When word starts to spread about a generous Washington barber who gives out free haircuts to those who take care of the community, the inevitable happens...
This Joke Starts With a Lumberjack Confessing to Theft
When a lumberjack confesses to a priest that he's been stealing from the lumber yard, the priest is outraged. Find out how the confessional ensues...
This Joke Starts With a Man Looking For Answers About Relations
When a young man wants to know whether having relations on the Sabbath is in violation of religious law, he consults a priest followed by a rabbi...
This Joke Starts With a Priest Fed Up of People "Falling"
A priest had long served his congregation, but he was getting sick of all the people coming to him and confessing adultery. He hatches a plan...
Joke: A Remembrance Service For the Farm Dog
A farmer named loses his dog. Wishing to give him an appropriate send-off, the man tries to arrange a funeral...
Look, We're All Sinners, but This Guy Takes the Cake!
On the occasion of his twenty-fifth year at the parish, a local priest was being commemorated, when...
A Romantic Heart Beats in This Singing Priest's Chest
Marriage is a holy sacrament the beauty of which can scarcely be expressed in mere words. No wonder it compelled this overcome priest to burst into song...
Father, I've Got Some Things to Get off My Chest...
Confessing our sins is a wonderful thing - for us! Think about the poor priest for a change, would you?!
Disgusting! Next Time Keep Your Hands off, Father...
You'd think a man of God would be able to control himself even in the face of such temptation...
Hilarious! How Do You Explain Marriage to a Priest?
Every couple has their own idea about the secret to a long marriage. But this old fellow, Giuseppe, probably takes the prize for the most novel one!
Mrs Brown Does a Hilarious Strip Tease - for the Vicar!
After being hypnotized the night before, Mrs Brown is unaware that she is still under the spell. The vicar is coming round for tea. What could go wrong?
Funny Joke: Father, Can You Do Me a Favor, Please?
A young lady has just landed on a flight from Switzerland, but she needs some help getting a brand new hairdryer through customs. A Priest helps her out.
Hilarious Joke! Pay Attention in Confession!
This sinner always pays attention to his confessor.
Have You Heard This One? The Secret of Confession
Hirarious: Poor Priest's Joke Causes Chinese Whispers
When poor Father Ted plays a little joke to amuse his colleague, things get out of hand...
Have You Heard This Joke? The Rabbi and His Priest
This replacement priest may not be the best man for the job...
Hilarious: Now I Understand What's Going On!
Beethoven has just passed away. Two days later, some odd noises seem to be emanating from his grave. People are called in for their opinions...
Uproarious: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest!
Have You Heard This Joke? Denounce Him, Now...
Have You Heard This Joke: When it Started Raining (Rude)
This man has an unusual confession...
This is One of the Scariest Pranks I've Ever Seen... (adult)
I don't care who you are, if you saw this guy coming at you, you'd run too!
Hilarious: Theological Rumblings Cause Inclement Weather
Three clergymen are having a theological debate with a female minister in their church. When they don't drop their argument, divine intervention occurs...