plane joke

Joke: A Tale of Two Pilots

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears.

Joke: A Quick Plane Ride

A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. The magazine wanted to show the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze.

Joke: The Plane, the Crash and the Emergency Plan

Shamus and Johnny were riding a flight on Philippine Airlines, everything was going smoothly, and then something went wrong with the engine!

This Joke Starts With a Black-eyed Guy Boarding a Plane

Two men sit next to each other on a flight. They both notice that they have black eyes, and the conversation immediately turns to that...

What's the Dirtiest Place on the Plane?

If you were asked what the dirtiest place on the plane was, what would you answer? The next study is going to surprise you and change your mind about dirty places.

Attention Passengers! These Are the Best Planes For Travel

If you travel a lot, then stay abreast of the best planes in the biz, like these 7 aircrafts that are among the most commercially successful

Is It a Bird? Is It a Plane? No, It's Super Blonde!

There's at least one little lady fighting the old stereotype...

Travel in Style With These 5 Luxurious Plane Cabins

Long-haul flights can be boring and miserable; however, this would all change if you had one these cabins to enjoy and relax in!

Man Gets 9 Years in Jail For Smoking on a Plane?

This man set fire to a bin on a plane with his cigarette, and he has now paid a hefty price.

A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!

This joke begins with a new flight crew attempting a landing.

Amazing History: He Took Down An Enemy Plane With A Gun...

Owen Baggett is the only man ever to live known to have shot down a fighter plane using nothing but a handgun. Read his incredible story right here.

Joke: What Are the Odds???

A stats professor plans to travel to a conference by plane. When he passes the security check, they discover a bomb in his carry-on-baggage. Of course, he is hauled off immediately for interrogation.

Joke: The Only Parachute

Paratroopers from England, Scotland, France and the US were on a plane.

Three Aerospace Giants Have Teamed Up on an Electric Plane

Airbus, Rolls-Royce and Siemens are all giants in their own right, but now they've teamed up to make the E-Fan X, an all-electric airplane. Take a look.

Joke: The Rude Passenger

Years ago, a man needs to take a flight. As he gets to his plane seat, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the seat next to him

Joke: Who Gets the Parachute?

This joke begins with a plane starting to go down, who will get the parachutes?

Joke: A Topic of Conversation

A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blondee.

Joke: The Arrogant Professor

This joke begins with an arrogant professor catching a plane...

Joke: That's a Smart Dog

A man settles in his seat next to the window on a plane, when another man sits down next to him and seats his Black Labrador Retriever in-between them...

Joke: The Lion's Birthday Party

Q: A plane is carrying one hundred bricks. One falls out. How many are left on the plane?

Joke: Don't Panic!!!

When a pilot has a heart attack mid-flight, he and his co-pilot aim for LaGuardia airport, but the landing doesn't look like it will go to plan...

This Joke Begins With a Hunting Trip to Canada...

This Joke Begins With a Hunting Trip to Canada...

Joke: The Drunk Minister

A cowboy and a minister are on a flight to Texas. Although the cowboy orders a whisky, there won't be any alcohol for the minister on this flight...

Joke: His First Jump

A blond guy always wanted to skydive. He waited for years before he had the nerve and enrolled in a skydiving class.

Joke: The 10 Second Rule

Two friends go skydiving. This is the first solo jump for the both of them. The plane lifts off and the instructor gives them their last instructions:

Joke: Talking Peace With Lawyers

wo attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat...

Joke: I've Never Done This Before...

A beautiful woman is sitting next to a teenage boy on a plane....

Joke: Two Villagers On Their First Flight

This joke begins with two country boys taking their first ever flight.

Joke: Putin and the Resigning Ambassador

One of the Russian Ambassadors comes to President Putin and nervously tells him he'd like to resign.

This Joke Starts With a Very Arrogant Professor...

This joke begins with an arrogant professor catching a plane...

Joke: The Beautiful Passenger...

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat... ..

Joke: This Blonde Shall Not Move!

A beautiful young model boarded a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at the seats in economy, and then looked into the forward cabin at the luxurious first-class seats.

Have You Heard This Joke? We're Saved!

A plane lands safely on a deserted island and it looks like the passengers and crew might be stuck there for a while...

Joke: An Old Canadian in Paris

An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Par

This Joke Starts With An Airplane Flying Over Yellowstone

This joke is the story of a mid-air mix-up that'll leave you in stitches with laughter...

Joke: Enlglysh is a Pane!

Hear eye sit inn English class; the likelihood is that eye won't pass...

Joke: A Blonde Dilemma

3 Great jokes about blondes and driving...

This Joke Begins With a Lost Couple...

This couple washed up on a deserted island...

Joke: My Aunt's Story

The story of aunt Karen ...

Joke: Hurrah, We're Saved!

This couple washed up on a deserted island...

This Joke Starts With a Cowboy & Minister On a Flight

A cowboy and a minister are on a flight to Texas. Although the cowboy orders a whisky, there won't be any alcohol for the minister on this flight...

Joke: Her Bizarre Situation

She has the most strange affliction...

This Joke Starts With a Mid-Air Heart Attack

When a pilot has a heart attack mid-flight, he and his co-pilot aim for LaGuardia airport, but the landing doesn't look like it will go to plan...

Joke: Please, Please, Do Me This Favor

It was late afternoon when Air Force spotted a Cessna airplane landing right at area 51...

Joke: A DISCOUNT You Say?!?

This couple wanted to go on a fun ride...

Joke: That's Not It...

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly....

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!

Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!

Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...

I'd tell you a constipation joke, but it's full of...

Joke Collection: 100 Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock knock jokes are some of my favorite, because you really have to be creative to make some of these! Here we bring you 100 of our best knock knock jokes for you to laugh over!

Joke Collection: 23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!

23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!

Joke Collection: 100+ Jokes About MONEY!

Over 100 jokes about money.

Joke Collection: 20 Saint Peter Jokes!

Joke Collection: 20 St. Peter Jokes!

This Joke Starts With a Little Boy Having a Temper Tantrum

When a little boy starts having a temper tantrum aboard a flight that's just about to take off, a retired Air Force general steps in to calm the situation...

Joke: This Blind Guy Has a Joke to Tell...

A blind man enters a bar, carefully, and finds his way to a barstool.

Joke: It's a Miracle!

A mother and her teen daughter arrive at the doctor's office...

Joke Collection: 90 Hilariously Serious Anti-Jokes!

Joke Collection: 90 Anti-Jokes