Today's Joke: A Large Wager...
Sometimes things at the nursing home heat up...
Joke: The Old Lady and the Proctologist
Joke: The Proctologist and the Old Lady
Joke: The Old Man and the Ring
Some people really know how to enjoy life...
Joke: The Annoying Old Drunk
An old man seems to be asking for it when he keeps annoying a huge guy at the pub...
Joke: The Professor and the Old Man
An old college professor goes back to his former campus and finds his office. He promptly knocks on the door...
Joke: The Old Man and the Puddle
It was a long day at work, and George decided to leave his London office and walk to the pub across the street to get a few drinks.
Joke: The Old Golf Partner
When a husband and wife are discussing golf, the husband is surprised at her suggestion of a golfing buddy for him. But he soon realizes she has a point...
Joke: The Familiar Old Man
One day when Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He happened to notice a familiar-looking old man.
Joke: The Old Lady Shoplifter
An old lady gets caught shoplifting...
Joke: The Old Hunting Story
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around...
Joke: An Old Snake at the Doctor's
A old snake goes to see his doctor and says, ”I need something for my eyesssss…"
Joke: The Old Switcheroo...
George came home from University in tears....
Joke: An Old Canadian in Paris
An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Par
Joke: The Same Old Sandwich
There was a Redhead man, a Bald Man and a Blond man working on the top of a cliff...
Joke: The Old Man's Secret
A TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods
Joke: The Generous Old Lady
A pastor pleads to his congregation to be generous with donations that day. He soon notices a $1000 bill on one of the offering plates...
Joke: The Old Rooster and the New Rooster
This joke begins with an old rooster facing up with a cocky newcomer. But he's much smarter than the new rooster, as we will see.
Joke: The Old Lady and the Bank CEO
This joke begins with an old lady with a bizarre proposal to the bank...
Joke: The Old Lady and the Rubber Gloves
A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves..
Joke: The Old Lady and the Gentleman-For-Hire
A little old lady checked into a motel on her 70th birthday, but she was a bit lonely...
Joke: The Old Man, the Moped and the Ferrari
An old man pulls up next to a limited-edition Ferrari at some traffic lights. The driver immediately begins to show him the car, before he decides to floor it..
Joke: The Little Old Lady and the Curious Officer
This joke begins with an old lady with bags of money walking down the street...
Joke: 3 Old Ladies and a Memory Problem!
Two old ladies go visit their friend Mary. They sit down and after a while Mary says: "How foolish of me! I haven't even offered you coffee." So she gets up and gets the coffee.
Joke: The Angry Old Woman and Her Bible
An old woman is accosted by a burglar, but she soon has an appropriate response for him. It seems to work...
JOKE: 3 Old Men Walked Into a Conversation, Then...
These men have a very unpopular competition...
Old Men, Gorillas and Everything - Great Jokes!
Your Weekly Assortment of Great Jokes!
This Joke Starts With An Old Man Ordering a Hamburger
An old man goes to order a hamburger, but only orders one (he's with his wife). A good Samaritan soon decides to offer to buy them another burger...
Funny Joke: Just Like the Old Days...
This joke starts with an old couple sitting together...
Joke: The Old Man, the Young Man and the Potato
A young man moved to the beach area and is trying to meet women, but isn't having much luck. One day, the young guy is walking down the beach...
Joke: The 160 Year Old Man
A man dies in a car accident and goes to heaven. He's amazed to find that there's a huge orchestra and singing angels to greet him when he arrives...
On Old Men, Cannibals and Weddings - Great Short Jokes!
Enjoy some quick and witty jokes about old people, cannibal civilization and about the color coordination of brides and grooms in this week short joke collection!
Joke: The 80 Year Old Pregnant Woman
A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor.
Great Joke: What's Your Secret, Old Man?
This joke begins with an old man and a younger woman getting married...
Funny Joke: The Old Lady Has an Important Question...
This joke begins with a repenting old woman at a church...
Joke: 3 Old Men Started Comparing Ages...
Joke: The Old Bulls and the New Bull
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch...
Funny Joke: Two Old Ladies and a Flower Show
Sometimes you win things you didn't even know you were competing for. It's always nice to receive something unexpected...
This Old West Joke Starts With a Stranger...
This joke starts with a cowboy asking bar patrons to watch his horse.
Joke: The Old Man's Reason For Ceasing to Attend Synagogue
A very old man stopped attending synagogue, to the dismay of the rabbi. When he sees him, he decides to investigate, and his reason is intriguing...
Joke: The 16 Year Old Deal
On a warm summer night, a young lady entered the butcher shop with startling news for the butcher: The baby in her arms was his.
This Joke Starts With an Old Couple Sitting on Their Porch
An elderly couple are sitting on their porch after 50 years of marriage. The wife promptly whacks the husband across the head...
Joke: This Young Cowboy Wants the Old Timer's Advice
When a young cowboy asks an old timer for some advice on how to shoot, little did he know what was to come...
Joke: I Wonder If He's My Old Crush...
A lady is sitting in the waiting area of a new dentist she's about to try. From the corner of her eye, she glimpses a certificate with a familiar name on it...
Joke: The Foul Mouthed, 7 Year Old Conductor
A woman overhears her 7 year old son playing with his toy train set...
This Joke Starts With a Wife Deciding That She Looks Old
This woman is having some body image issues, and her husband thinks that he has the perfect response...
Joke: A Thieving Old Lady Finds Herself Facing a Judge
An old lady finds herself in front of a judge after stealing a can of peaches. He immediately hands down a sentence for her wicked deed...
Have You Heard This Joke? Darn Old Age (Rude)
The sorrows of old age...
This Joke Starts With An Old Man Using Cold Water to Clean
A great joke about the best way to clean dishes...
Jesus and Moses Tee off with an Old Man (Funny Joke)
Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing a round of golf. While all seems pretty normal at first, supernatural things begin to happen...
This Joke Starts With An 88-Year-Old Woman Giving Birth
An 88-year-old woman gives birth to a baby thanks to the latest in fertility technology, but the problems related to doing so soon become apparent...
You Never Know What An Old Man Is Capable Of (Funny Joke)
Three tough guy bikers think that they can do anything they want to an old man quietly minding his own business, but little do they know what's coming for them.
Joke: When You're Old, You Can Play the Senility Card!
When an old couple discovers a bag full of cash on their 50th wedding anniversary, they begin to debate whether they should tell people about it...
This Joke Starts With an Old Pastor Looking For His Collar
A pastor is looking for his collar in his closest when he comes across a box that he had never seen in there before...
Funny Joke: An Old Lady Gets Her Road Signs Confused
An old lady is spotted driving very slowly on a highway by a policeman who promptly pulls her over. The problem soon becomes apparent...
Old and Faithful: 17 Heartwarming Photos of Old Dogs
This collection of pictures features some adorable old dogs who still manage to melt the hearts of their owners.
Old maid's burglar - A Funny Lymric!
A story I'll tell of a burglar bold
Hilarious: An Old Woman Won't Be Beaten Twice
When an old man dies and comes back to life sometime later, his wife can't believe it. The second time he goes, she makes sure she won't be bothered again...
Hilarious: He's a Lucky Old Man... Or Is He?
This 84-year-old man has a 22-year-old woman at home, but he seems a bit confused about getting back home to her...
There's Something Very Strange About This Old Backpacker...
!Great and inventive practical joke
Oh My! This Randy Old Couple are at It Again!
If you thought relationship therapy was a complete waste of time, this old couple will probably convince you otherwise.
Hilarious: An Old Worker Has a Bet With a Young Worker
A cheeky young construction worker thinks he can have his way with an older colleague, but little did he know how wrong he was...
The Second Life of Old Photos
The photos you are about to see where actually taken in 1931, Hungary. Artist Miklos Falvay decided to rejuvenate these photos by using advanced 3D mapping software to remodel the photos.
Funny: This Old Lady Says Marriage Is As Easy As 1,2,3,4
A local station has an 80-year-old interviewee on the show. She's talking about her marriage to her fourth husband, who just happens to be a funeral director...
Are You Old? You'll Know It If...
There is some debate about when you can actually be considered old. Let's make it real simple. If you find these funny, you are probably old...
That Old Saloon Sound - Terrific!
Even after 100 years, you cannot imitate the sound an old west saloon piano makes...
Funny: The Doctor's Advice Gets This Old Woman in Trouble
Who knew that such a small pill could get someone into so much trouble...
Joke: The Famous Grandfather
A trio of old veterans were bragging and jokes about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall.
Hilarious: How Are You Doing, My Old Friend?
A guy runs into an old school friend on the street. The friend immediately begins talking about his financial troubles...
This Old Man's Last Words Were Hilarious (Except for Him)!
When old Ed is about to pop his clogs, he starts to look back on a big decision he made long ago...
Old Ladies, a Park Bench & Some Indecent Exposure (Rude)
Three old ladies are sitting in the park enjoying the outdoors when they're confronted by a flasher. The situation takes a strange turn with near immediacy.
Joke: The Lenin Bust
Many years ago, a smart old sculptor was finally allowed to leave the Soviet Union and emigrate to the United States where his son lived
Hilarious: This Old Lady Knows What She Wants!
It appears that a man who has his hands full is about to have hands that are even fuller...
Joke: Going to the Doctor
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat....
Joke: The Dying Accountant
An old accountant is on his deathbed.
Joke: The Woo Woo
A newbee hunter asked a experienced old hunter how to hunt bears.
Joke: An Unexpected Victory
Joke: A Sporting Spirit
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old hockey players aside and asked...
WATCH: 65-Year-Old Man Marries 12-Year-Old Girl Experiment
A shocking social experiment conducted to bring awareness to child marriages around the world provoked quite a reaction from passers-by.
Joke: Wisdom or Money?
A man goes on a trip to the desert. At one point, he walks off alone, and suddenly stumbles upon an old lamp...
Joke: Praying at the Wall
In Jerusalem, a journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time.
Have You Heard This One? The Old Man and the Diamond Ring...
An old man walks into a jeweler with a beautiful young lady. He starts asking for expensive rings. Is marriage on the cards?
Joke: What's the Difference?
An old Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down.
Joke: The Memory of the Chief
A curious Canadian tourist is fascinated by Native American culture, so he decides to visit a reservation. He soon meets a wise old chief...
Joke: The Terrible Trucker
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three bikers walked in.
Joke: The Arrogant Professor
This joke begins with an arrogant professor catching a plane...
Joke: Enough is Enough...
An old man visit the drug store to purchase some Viagra. To the pharmacist's surprise, he doesn't want to use it for it what it was intended...
Interview with a one year old - Hilarious!
A new parent decides to interview their one year old child and discover that this one year old has lots to "say"
The Six Year Old That Will Scare You!
6 year old Aaralyn and her 13 year old brother Izzy are performing for...
Joke: The Wheelbarrow Bet
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could
This Old Man Had to Ask For Help Filling the Jar (Funny)
When an old man is asked to supply a semen sample on his next visit to the doctor, things go a little bit awry...
Funny: This Old Man Sent a Great Letter to the Army...
A pensioner tries to join the army but gets rejected. He believes that pensioners make better soldiers than 18-year-olds, and his reasons will crack you up!
Joke: A Question of Origins
My 3 year old daughter came to me and asked: “Mommy, where does poo come from?”
Joke: The Copying Error
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
RUDE! This Joke is Naughty...
A confusing answer...
Joke: Driving By the Numbers
This Old Man Has Been Saving Up For His Entire Life...
A very young bride and her rather old groom are getting married at a hotel. She thinks she's finally getting her hands on his vast fortune...
Joke: The Helpful Commandment
An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat.
The 13 Year Old That Amazed Scientists!
13-year old Aidan Dwyer designed a more efficient model for solar panels DIY Style - by studying Fibonacci sequences. Listen carefully how he astonish the crowd with his lecture... Today, he divides his time between junior high and collaborations
Joke: The Wife's Math
A woman comes home and find a letter from her husband on the dinner table. She opens it and reads:
Have You Heard This One? The Old Man, His Wife, & Treasure
For many years, she hid this secret from him...