Joke about Russians

Joke: The Jealousy of Technology

This joke begins with a Japanese, a Russian and a German sitting in a sauna...

Joke: A Night With a Russian

A lovely Russian lady came up to me at the mall and said "Please, I am looking for a one night stand."

Joke: Mr. President, the Russians Are Calling!

It was 1990 and Mikhail Gorbachev called POTUS Bush to request help with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President cried. “This is a true disaster!"

Joke: Russian, French or English?

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

Hilarious: 3 Russian Prisoners Confess Their Crimes...

This joke is about Russian prisoners in the age of the cold war.

The Marvelous Story of the Russian Dr. Dolittle!

This is the story of a man truly devoted to protecting wild life, and his name is Dr. Dallakyan Dallakyan.

Joke Collection: 100+ Jokes About MONEY!

Over 100 jokes about money.

Joke Collection: 110 Jokes About The Institute of Marriage!

110 short jokes, jokes and one liners about the famous institute of marriage.

Joke: All About the Dot

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day...

Joke Collection: 100 Puns and Jokes About Kids!

100 Puns and Jokes About Kids!

Joke: The Truth About Politics

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The father says, "Well son...

This Joke Collection is All About Having the Worst Luck...

The protagonists in these three jokes are all getting some very bad news...

Funny Joke: It's All About the Badge...

This joke starts with a clueless DEA police officer...

Joke Collection: 40+ Jokes About Bars and Bartenders!

more than 40 jokes, puns and one liners featuring bartenders.

Joke: A Medical Opinion About Brexit

Should Brexit take place? The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves...

Bake Sweet and Nutty Russian Green Tea Cookies

n this interesting spin on traditional Russian tea cakes, Matcha Green Tea powder is used to give the cookies a rich and sweet flavor that is to die for.

Joke: Lying About My Age

John, a wealthy 60 year old man, shows up at the country club one day with his new wife, a smoking hot 28 year old girl.

This Russian Artist Makes the Most Beautiful Wood Carvings

This artist, Evgeny Dubovik, from the heart of Russia, uses his woodworking skills to create the most stunning carvings

Joke: Little Johnny is Asked About Jesus

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday...

Joke: A Few Funnies About Us Seniors...

A collection of short and long funny jokes.

This Joke Starts With a Teacher Asking About Minerals

A science teacher asks her students about which mineral they would pick if they had a choice to do so. Here's how they answered...

Funny Collection: 135 Jokes and Puns About Cows!

Funny Collection: 135 Jokes and Puns About Cows!

60 Jokes About Men that Are Hilarious For Both Sexes

60 hilarious jokes making light fun of boys and men.

This Joke Starts With 3 Swimmers About to Race

Three Paralympian swimmers go head-to-head in a race to the finish. A swimming cap proves too much to handle for one of the competitors...

This Joke Starts With a Girl About to Jump Off a Bridge

A biker spots a damsel in distress - she's about to throw herself off a bridge. he soon talks here into giving him a kiss...

This Joke Starts With a Man Looking For Answers About Relations

When a young man wants to know whether having relations on the Sabbath is in violation of religious law, he consults a priest followed by a rabbi...

75 Hilarious Short Jokes About Ditsy Blondes!

Joke Collection: 75 Hilarious Blonde Jokes!

Funny Collection: 60 Jokes and Puns About Beer!

60 Beer jokes and Beer Puns

Joke: Who Would Have Thought About THIS Solution?

A broke businessman indebted to everybody turns to a priest for advice on how to get out of the mess he's in. The priests suggests he turns to the Bible...

Joke: The KGB Prank

This joke begins with 3 Russians in a hotel room...

Great Joke: The Truth About How Congress Works...

This is the decision making of the congress. Is it any wonder we're in trouble?

Joke: Man Goes to a Psychiatrist About a Bossy Wife

A man visits a psychiatrist due to his bossy wife. The psychiatrist promptly tells him not to allow her to do so. He heads home with a new attitude.

Joke: Making This Call About a Wedding is a Tough Decision

A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...

Have You Heard This Joke? These Jokes Are Rude!

These jokes are rude but clever!

Joke: The Future of Russia

With the Russian Elections coming up, a reporter asks the Russian President a question...

Joke: The Three Politicians

Three politicians, an American, a Russian, and a Brazilian are socializing together. The conversation turns to how they all made their money...

3 Jokes About Blond Men That'll Make You Laugh out Loud

Blond jokes are just as funny when they are applied to men!

Joke: A New Discovery Made in Australia...

A few decades ago an American, a Russian, and an Australian were having dinner.

This Joke Starts With Preparations For a Wrestling Match

An American wrestler has a big bout with a Russian wrestler, and he's not sure how to win the match. He soon adopts a novel new tactic...

Joke: Putin and the Resigning Ambassador

One of the Russian Ambassadors comes to President Putin and nervously tells him he'd like to resign.

This Joke Begins With 3 Generals Showing Off...

This joke begins with 3 generals during WWII having an argument...

Joke: What Nationality Were Adam and Eve?

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian are standing in a museum looking at a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the garden of Eden

Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...

I'd tell you a constipation joke, but it's full of...

Joke: This Blind Guy Has a Joke to Tell...

A blind man enters a bar, carefully, and finds his way to a barstool.

Joke Collection: 52 Quarantine and Virus Jokes!

While there's nothing funny about the Covid-19 virus itself. It's the nature of humanity to deal with scary situations by laughing at its face. It's not making light of the situation, it's the jokes that make fun of something we're all currently scar

A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!

This joke begins with a new flight crew attempting a landing.

Joke: That's Not It...

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly....

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!

Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!

Joke Collection: 100 Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock knock jokes are some of my favorite, because you really have to be creative to make some of these! Here we bring you 100 of our best knock knock jokes for you to laugh over!

Joke: Revenge of the Blonde

blonde woman was sick and tired of all the unfair jokes about blondes...

Joke Collection: 23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!

23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!

Joke Collection: 20 Saint Peter Jokes!

Joke Collection: 20 St. Peter Jokes!

Joke: The Famous Grandfather

A trio of old veterans were bragging and jokes about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall.

Joke: The Golden Toilets

This joke starts with two boys and one outlandish claim.

Funny Joke: Which Hell Do You Prefer?

This joke begins with a sinner allowed to choose which hell he will go to...

Joke: Newlyweds At the Pharmacy

Jack, 92, and Gill, 89, living in Nelson, are all excited about their decision to get married.

Joke: Girl Lessons

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between girls and boys, and which one is better.

Joke: A Problem With the Name

A couple just had their first son and they argue about how to name him...

Joke: The Mugger and the Fighter

Joke: The Mugger picked the wrong person...

Joke: Squirrels in the Church

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation.

Joke: It's a Miracle!

A mother and her teen daughter arrive at the doctor's office...

Joke: A Brewing Argument

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

Joke: Praying at the Wall

In Jerusalem, a journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time.

Joke: The Woman of Choice

The life experience of this man with women is quite an ordeal, and so our joke begins with his first dating experience, at age 16...

Joke Collection: 90 Hilariously Serious Anti-Jokes!

Joke Collection: 90 Anti-Jokes

Joke: The Lessons of Marriage

n their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Susan was asked...

Joke: The Maid and the Wife

A cheeky joke about a maid who wants a raise...

Joke: A Pig With Nightmares

A pig goes to a doctor and says: "Doctor, I’ve been having these terrible nightmares and I can’t sleep..."

Joke: Who Was That On the Phone?

Sometimes a phone call tell you everything you need to know...

Joke: The Soviet Tattletale

One day a Soviet Party member is walking through red square when he hears a man shout “down with the tyrant and his stupid mustache.”

Joke: The Power of the Thermos

A blond is in a store when a Thermos catches her eye. She begins to ask questions about it and eventually makes a purchase...

Joke Collection: 85 House Puns and House Jokes!

Our house is where a big chunk of our life takes place. Right now, during the quarantines and corona crisis, it's where almost ALL our life takes place.  No wonder we chose this subject as this our next Joke and Pun Collection!

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes

This blonde is so fed up of blonde jokes that she decides to change her hair color. Little did she know that she would be exposed just the same...

Joke: The Winking Problem

This joke makes you think about how winking can get you in trouble.

Joke: A Terrible Confession

This joke begins with a terrible confession made by email...

Joke: The Unorthodox Doctor

A woman went to her doctor's clinic. She was seen by one of the doctors,...

This Is a Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes

80,000 blondes are in a bid to prove to the world just how smart they are. The lead announcer begins to ask for volunteers from the audience...

Joke: Prices of Yesteryear

A boy returns home from running an errand for his quarantined grandfather.

Joke: The ABCs of Marriage

After being married for 25 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

Joke: Enough is Enough...

An old man visit the drug store to purchase some Viagra. To the pharmacist's surprise, he doesn't want to use it for it what it was intended...

Joke: The Good Samaritan

I saw a woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so I quickly followed her.