Joke: Haggling With St. Peter
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived...
Joke: The Spirit of Christmas
This joke begins with 3 men dying and going before St. Peter, who has a task for them.
Joke: Getting Married in Heaven
This joke begins with 2 people falling in love in the afterlife...
Joke: The 160 Year Old Man
A man dies in a car accident and goes to heaven. He's amazed to find that there's a huge orchestra and singing angels to greet him when he arrives...
Joke: The European Afterlife
What is the European hell and what is the European heaven? Find out in this hilarious joke.
Hilarious: If I Only Knew the Truth of the Matter Sooner...
When a married couple make it to the Pearly Gates of Heaven after dying in a car crash, they meet St. Peter who tells them that everything is free...
Joke: God Sets out to Find Those Who Really Lived as Men
An extinction event occurs on Earth, so all mortal souls go to Heaven. On arrival at the Pearly Gates, God seems to find an exemplary man... or is he?
Joke: Two Prostitutes and Their Sign
Two prostitutes get pulled over by a police officer because of their rude sign...
Joke: Anything to Regret?
A famous surgeon dies and goes to heaven. He asks whether he's done anything that he regrets. He confesses to a minor sin, but all seems to be well...
Joke: The Duck Rule
When three guys die in an accident and go to Heaven, St. Peter is first to remark on the ugliness of one of their wives...
Joke: The Idiot Savant
Three men die: A Physicist, a Philosopher and a Local town idiot...
This Joke Starts With Three Men Dying and Going to Heaven
Hilarious: Please Lord, Make Me Comfortable Here in Heaven
When a cat dies and goes to Heaven, it makes a special request to God for the hard life it had to endure on Earth. God is only too happy to oblige...
Joke: 3 Nurses in Heaven
There are 3 nurses, but not the same kind of nurses...
Joke: To Heaven and Back
A woman suffers a heart attack and ends up in hospital. She has a near-death experience, but awakens. She decides to get some work done...
Joke: It's All Relative...
A man looks up to the sky and begins to identify shapes in the clouds. He decides to strike up a conversation with God...
Joke: I Didn't Know That Divine Intervention Happens
When a tradesman named Jack begins to pain the inside of a church, he didn't know know that divine intervention would occur...
Joke: The Three Politicians
Three politicians, an American, a Russian, and a Brazilian are socializing together. The conversation turns to how they all made their money...
This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...
A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.
Joke: Two Southern Belles Talk On a Porch
Two southern belles are sitting on the front porch of a mansion. One of them decides to start bragging about her life...
Joke: The Wife, the Husband and the Genie
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary when they discover a genie...
Joke: Meeting Friends in the Afterlife
This joke begins with two old friends meeting up in the afterlife to exchange their experiences of dying.
Joke: A Bored Husband in Target
This joke begins with a wife getting a letter from Target about her husband's behavior...
This Joke Begins With 2 Religious Thieves...
This joke begins with 2 religious thieves...
This Joke Begins With 3 Generals Showing Off...
This joke begins with 3 generals during WWII having an argument...
Two Southern Belles Talk On a Porch (Hilarious Joke)
This Joke Starts With a Middle-aged Lady Going to Hospital
Hilarious: I Don't Have Money to Pay My Medical Bill
When a man suffers a heart attack and wakes up in a Catholic hospital, the questioning by the nun looking after him soon turns to his medical bills...
Hilarious: It Can Be Difficult Getting a Straight Answer...
A woman is in front of a judge giving answers about her pending divorce, but she seems to have trouble giving a straight answer...
This Joke Starts With a Race of Christian Aliens...
A group of benevolent aliens lands on Earth, and all major world leaders, including the Pope, wish to speak with them. The conversation turns to Jesus...
This Joke Starts With a Chinese Doctor Opening a Clinic
A Chinese doctor has a little difficulty opening a clinic in the US, so he takes matters into his own hands. He comes up with a rather novel business model...
This Joke Starts With a Man Wanting to Take It With Him
Hilarious: A Joyride Comes to a Premature End
Three men are out sampling a fast sports saloon that one of them owns when he gets it wrong and crashes. They soon find themselves in heaven...
This Joke Starts With a Woman At the Pearly Gates
When a woman arrives at the Pearly Gates before she enters Heaven, St. Peter makes her undertake a challenge...
Hilarious: This Is How You Get Things Done With Officials
When this preacher comes across a jackass in his front yard, he immediately harbors suspicion about who he's related to...
Hilarious: Grandpa, Can You Please Tell Me Who Made You?
A granddaughter and grandfather are sitting together on a couch. Soon, she asks him about who made him...
An Irishman Is Never One to Be Outdone (Hilarious Joke)
Three men are relaxing in a sauna when a war for technological supremacy breaks out. Not to be outdone, the Irishman hatches a cunning plan...
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Nun Talking to God
A blonde nun is talking to God, but she doesn't feel like blonde jokes are fair on women like herself. It turns out, however, that she has a bigger problem.
Hilarious: When a Spot of Generosity Goes Unappreciated
While a woman is praying to God in order to retrieve her stolen money, some post office workers think that they're doing a really good deed.
Hilarious: What is Life Like After Death?
Where do we go when we die? These two friends, depending on who dies first, promise to return to let the other one know...
Joke: Sir, Your Promiscuity Has Come Back to Haunt You
An American man who had a sexually promiscuous episode while on his travels in China has been made to severely regret his actions...
Jesus and Moses Tee off with an Old Man (Funny Joke)
Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing a round of golf. While all seems pretty normal at first, supernatural things begin to happen...
Hilarious: My Invention Is Better Than Yours!
When the creator of Harley Davidson makes it to Heaven, St. Peter allows him a special privilege...
Have You Heard This One? The Test of Heaven
Before entering heaven, a test must be passed...
This Joke Starts When a Close Friend Passes Away...
This joke takes us to a place beyond life... but not beyond baseball!
What a Great Joke! 3 Nurses Went Up to Heaven...
Have You Heard This Joke? A Godly Frame of Reference
Joke: The Message From Above...
God isn't too happy when one of his Angels reports back that just about everyone on earth is misbehaving. He sends a second angel to check things out...
Hilarious: Theological Rumblings Cause Inclement Weather
Three clergymen are having a theological debate with a female minister in their church. When they don't drop their argument, divine intervention occurs...
Joke: God is Watching...
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic primary school for lunch....
Tennis Comedy: These Interruptions Stole the Show!
These players thought they would only have to deal with their match, but the circumstances ended up getting real funny!
Welcome to Laugh Corner - Single Panel Comics
Dial down the stress as we approach our much-deserved weekend with some humor.
Joke: The Jewish Sons
This joke starts with a Jewish son converting...
Joke: Wedding Decisions
A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...
Joke: Did He Forget Her Birthday?
This is what happens when you don't remember your wife's date of birth!
Joke: The Suspicious Wife
This joke begins with a suspicious wife...
Cheeky Joke: The Shocking News
This preacher was mishandled by the media...
Joke: The Lie-Sniffing Robot
When you've got a robot that dishes out slaps every time someone lies, maybe it's sometimes best not even to know the truth at all!
Joke: The Magic Scales
A woman goes over to a weight machine while waiting for a bus. To her amazement, the machine talks back to her and appears to be able to predict the future...
Joke: The Terrible Snoring
The guys decided to go on a camping trip, only there was one big problem...
Joke: The Devil Has a Schedule to Keep...
This joke begins with a man reaching the gates of hell and meeting Satan.
Joke: Similar Problems...
What a coincidence!
Joke: Don't Drink and Jump
A man and a woman are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The man soon makes a startling revelation...
Joke: She Still Likes to Have a Drink
An old lady is celebrating her 80th birthday aboard a cruise ship. The bartender buys her a drink, and she proceeds to have a few...
This Joke Starts With a Retiree Entering a Pharmacy
When an old man walks into a drug store and makes an unusual request, the pharmacist decides to do a little prying...
Joke: The Odd Driver
When a cop pulls over a man for speeding, little does he know what he's in for...
Joke: The Arrogant Professor
This joke begins with an arrogant professor catching a plane...
Joke: A Lawyer's Accident
This joke unveils the truth about certain people...
Joke: Impossible Demands
A man notices a woman sitting alone at a table in his favorite restaurant. He decides to send her a bottle of expensive Merlot...
Joke: How to Get Over the Language Barrier
A furniture salesman heads to Paris on a buying trip. He soon sees a lady that takes his fancy. The only problem is that he doesn't speak French...
Joke: When the Evangelicals Are On TV
When grandma and grandpa are watching the evangelical preacher on the TV, they try to heal themselves of their ills by touching it. It doesn't go so well...
Joke: Adam's First Eve
When God spoke to Adam he said...
Joke: The Power of the Thermos
A blond is in a store when a Thermos catches her eye. She begins to ask questions about it and eventually makes a purchase...
Joke: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest...
These newlyweds were asked to do something difficult...
Joke: A DISCOUNT You Say?!?
This couple wanted to go on a fun ride...
Joke: Thank Goodness the Farmer Came Over!
A husband and wife are traveling down a country lane when their car gets stuck in some mud. Luckily, a farmer shows up to give them a helping hand...
Joke: All the Excuses
Jim's had a bit to drink, so he's trying to get out a breathalyzer using every excuse he can think of. Read this funny joke.
This Hilarious Sign is Gaining Notoriety Around the World...
The Indian Hills Community Center sign in Colorado, USA, has gained a worldwide following thanks to the hilarious puns it displays. Here are 30 of them.
Joke: Hedging Your Bets
A man is on his deathbed and a priest is getting him ready for his long journey into the night. Despite his impending death, the man is still very cautious.
Today's Joke: A Good Reason for Divorce
A Polish man married an American girl, and though his English wasn't very good, they got along very well...
Have You Heard This Joke? Pastor Pays Visit To Parishioner...
A pastor pays a visit to an elderly parishioner of his to see how she was doing. He soon eyes a bowl of chocolate-covered peanuts on her bedside table...
Joke: Enough is Enough...
An old man visit the drug store to purchase some Viagra. To the pharmacist's surprise, he doesn't want to use it for it what it was intended...
Joke: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky...
A man is all by himself in his hotel room while on a business trip. He decides that he wants some company for the evening. This is his story...
Have You Heard This One? The Nuns Visit NYC!
Two newly-arrived nuns are slightly apprehensive about having to eat dogs following their move to the US. Despite that, they place an order as soon as they can.
Joke: Could Have Had a Great Career In Insurance
It's Airman Jones' job to make sure that the knew recruits know what they're entitled to on joining in the army. That's when he begins his lesson in insurance..
Joke: How Did You KNOW??
This man's wife knows how to tell if he got drunk...
Joke: It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes
When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...
Joke: The Fortune Teller and the Bad News
A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans
Joke: Getting Away With It
A bartender is having difficulty keeping track of who has or hasn't paid for their drinks. Seeing an opportunity, a trio of men try their luck...
Joke: I'll Let You Off If You Can...
A state trooper pulls over a juggler for speeding and tells him he'll waive the ticket if he performs for him at the roadside...
Joke: Don't Panic!!!
When a pilot has a heart attack mid-flight, he and his co-pilot aim for LaGuardia airport, but the landing doesn't look like it will go to plan...
Joke: The Brothel Union
Guess which profession just got unionized...
Joke: This Wife Gives a Gift to Her Upset Husband
A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...
Joke: A Naughty New Tenant
A new tenant has come to the house, and is already causing trouble!
Joke: What Are We Going to Do Without a Camel?
A nun and priest are traveling through the desert when their camel decides to die on them. The conversation soon turns elsewhere...
Joke: The Hot Dog Place
This joke begins with a country boy visiting his sister in New York.
Joke: Looking For Divinity
They just can't find what they're looking for...
Joke: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost
When a doctor is tasked with fixing a rabbi's mangled manhood, he explains that there's a variation in price depending on the size...
Joke: The Golf Injury
Two women are playing golf. Nothing out of the ordinary there, but one of them will soon give a poor man a day to forget...
Joke: King Solomon's Decision
King Solomon isn't the monarch for nothing. When a man is dragged before him by two women, his decisions have to be calculated and swift...