Joke: The Will, the Family and the Properties
When it was finally his time to go, he gathered all his family around him and said this...
This Joke Begins With a Stormy Night in a Barn...
This joke begins with 2 friends seeking shelter...
This Joke Begins At a New York Contractor's Funeral
A Staten Island contractor went to meet his maker following a terrible freak accident. Luckily, he left his wife with a sizable inheritance...
Joke: Two Roofers in a Fix
Two roofers are working on the roof of a barn when a slight mishap means that they knock the ladder over. Fortunately, there's another way down...
Hilarious: An Old Worker Has a Bet With a Young Worker
A cheeky young construction worker thinks he can have his way with an older colleague, but little did he know how wrong he was...
Joke: She Still Likes to Have a Drink
An old lady is celebrating her 80th birthday aboard a cruise ship. The bartender buys her a drink, and she proceeds to have a few...
Joke: This Wife Gives a Gift to Her Upset Husband
A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...
Joke: The Generous Old Lady
A pastor pleads to his congregation to be generous with donations that day. He soon notices a $1000 bill on one of the offering plates...
Joke: Driving By the Numbers
An old lady is spotted driving very slowly on a highway by a policeman who promptly pulls her over. The problem soon becomes apparent...
Joke: The Old Golf Partner
When a husband and wife are discussing golf, the husband is surprised at her suggestion of a golfing buddy for him. But he soon realizes she has a point...
Joke: Everything For a $1
When a man sees an ad for a vacation at a golf resort where everything costs just a single dollar, he immediately decides to book himself a holiday...
Joke: The 160 Year Old Man
A man dies in a car accident and goes to heaven. He's amazed to find that there's a huge orchestra and singing angels to greet him when he arrives...
Joke: The Three Politicians
Three politicians, an American, a Russian, and a Brazilian are socializing together. The conversation turns to how they all made their money...
This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...
A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.
Joke: The Professor and the Old Man
An old college professor goes back to his former campus and finds his office. He promptly knocks on the door...
This Joke Starts With An Old Man Ordering a Hamburger
An old man goes to order a hamburger, but only orders one (he's with his wife). A good Samaritan soon decides to offer to buy them another burger...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Joining a Country Club
A woman joins a country-club and sets out to play with the guys at 6.30am. She immediately impresses them with her golfing prowess...
This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...
Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned (Hilarious Joke)
An Amsterdam man goes to confession because he has something on his mind. He soon begins to talk of his sins to the priest...
This Joke Starts With a Man Finding Prowlers In His Shed
A man discovers prowlers in his barn, so he promptly calls 911. There are no police cars are available, so he takes matters into his own hands...
Funny: I'm Gonna Ask This Hooker How Many Knots I'm Doing
A retired sailor picks up a prostitute at the docks. They take off to do their business. He asks her how he's doing...
This Joke Starts With a Minister Doing Something Different
A church minister decides to do something a little different during his sermon, so he starts spouting random words for his congregation to sing hymns to...
Receptionist, You Must Come Quickly (Hilarious Joke)
A receptionist is alerted to the presence of a man outside the window of an old lady who's staying at the hotel. She goes to investigate the problem...
This Joke Starts With a Worried Man at His Annual Physical
An old man who's having memory problems visits his doctor for his annual physical. The doctor quickly comes up with a solution for his forgetfulness...
Hilarious: There's Something Missing From My Suit, Tailor
A young banker goes to a tailor to get measured for a new suit. When it's ready, he soon realizes that there's something wrong with it...