Joke: The Annoying Old Drunk
An old man seems to be asking for it when he keeps annoying a huge guy at the pub...
Great Joke: The Bartender and His Very Low Prices
This joke begins with a man getting much cheaper drinks than he anticipated...
This Old West Joke Starts With a Stranger...
This joke starts with a cowboy asking bar patrons to watch his horse.
I Promise It'll Be Yours One Day, Honey (Hilarious Joke)
A husband and wife are walking down the street when the wife spots a diamond necklace in a jewelry store window. Sadly, he doesn't have the cash to buy it...
Joke: Wedding Decisions
A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...
Joke: She Still Likes to Have a Drink
An old lady is celebrating her 80th birthday aboard a cruise ship. The bartender buys her a drink, and she proceeds to have a few...
Joke: It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes
When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...
Joke: The Fortune Teller and the Bad News
A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans
Joke: A Drink Best Served Cold
A man enters a bar and orders a beer. To his delight, he's only charged 1c for it. Similarly, steak dinner is only 4c, but there's a reason for the cheapness...
Joke: The Old Golf Partner
When a husband and wife are discussing golf, the husband is surprised at her suggestion of a golfing buddy for him. But he soon realizes she has a point...
This Joke Starts With a Huge Family Waiting For a Bus
A blind man vies for a seat on a bus with a family with nine children. Inevitably, he and the husband do not make it on due to overcrowding. An argument ensues.
Joke: Two Women Hit It Off In Arizona
A wise woman gets a lift from a younger woman while walking out in the Arizona desert. It isn't long before they get talking...
Joke: This Man Really Needed to Confess Something...
A woman is holding a candlelit vigil at her husband's bedside when he tells her that he has a confession to make...
Joke: Come On, Honey...
A newlywed steps out of the shower and is promptly asked to pose for a nude photo by her husband. She wants one of him in return...
Joke: Drunken Lies
This joke begins with a very drunk man thinking he can outwit his wife.
Joke: Putting the Foot Down
When Joe and Bob are doing some work together, Bob notices how much Joe fusses over his wife. He asks him what's going on...
Joke: The Panty Rule
A newlywed couple are about to consummate their wedding night when the husband decides to lay down the law. He couldn't predict what would happen next...
Joke: How Do I Look?
This woman is having some body image issues, and her husband thinks that he has the perfect response...
Have You Heard This One? An American in An Irish Pub
This joke begins with an American going into a pub in good ol' Ireland...
This Joke Starts With a Very Drunk Man...
Joke: Making This Call About a Wedding is a Tough Decision
This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...
This Joke Starts With Door-to-door Research Being Done
A man is doing door-to-door research on behalf of a petroleum jelly manufacturer when he a very beautiful housewife opens up her front door for him...
This Joke Starts With Two Dogs Mating in Someone's Yard
Two guys are riding in a car when their conversation turns to their respective sex lives. One proposes alcohol as a method of getting more action...
This Joke Starts With a Man Being Rushed to Hospital
Mr. Steinberg is rushed to hospital having suffered a heart attack. His wife wants a doctor's note for her to sleep with him after surgery...
