Joke: The Wife, the Husband and the Genie
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wife loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old brass oil lamp for her. When she unwrapped it, a genie appeared. He thanked them and gave each of them one wish.
Joke: The Sad Husband and the Curious Wife
His wife looks concerned and asks him what's wrong. He shakes his head and refuses to say anything. Later, during dinner, he's just pushing his food around on his plate and staring out the window. "Honey, what is it? I've never seen you like this before," the wife says.
Joke: The Husband, the Wife and the Threesome
There was a man who was very happily married, but, every birthday he would have the same fantasy request of his wife: He wanted a threesome, and every year the wife says no. This continues on for several years until finally, the wife has enough and agrees.
Joke: The Unsatisfied Wife and the Wafting Husband
A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The man has no issues but the woman can’t reach an orgasm, she tells her husband it is because she gets too warm.
This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Talking in Bed
Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterward. Wife: I can't sleep without it. Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Wife: I can't sleep without it. Husband: You get hot at the darnedest times. Wife: I can't sleep without it.
Joke: The Lazy Husband and the Fed-Up Wife
After a few days, as the husband returns home from work, his wife says to him, "Honey, one of the pipes in the bathroom is leaking, could you fix it?" "What do I look like, a plumber?" asks the husband, and goes to sleep.
This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Getting Stuck
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him.
This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Going Fishing
Year after year Bubba's wife pleaded with him to take her fishing but he kept telling her she would not enjoy it. She, finally, wore him down, he consented, and early one morning they took off to the lake. They had not been there very long when the fish began biting.
Joke: Wife Goes to the Cops to Report Her Missing Husband
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
Joke: The Lazy Husband
Content Joke: Who Do I Look Like? joke One day a husband comes home from work. His wife greets him and says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom...
Joke: A Bored Husband in Target
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.
What a Wonderful Husband This Man Is to His Ill Wife!
This man loves his wife above all, and Alzheimer's will never change that. What This Man Does For His Wife Every Day Fills My Heart video, love, wife, husband, aging, devotion, Alzheimer's This man loves his wife beyond anything, even the worst of times.
Joke: The Husband's Secret Technique
A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having. All these years? Well, they're gone!' 'No more headaches??' the husband asks, 'What happened?'
Joke: The Wife's Math
A woman comes home and finds a letter from her husband on the dinner table. She opens it and reads: "My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, as a 54-year-old, can no longer satisfy. I'm very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
Joke: Trouble With the Wife
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?' 'Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.
Short Jokes: The Best of Disgruntled Husbands!
The guy says, "My wife and I bought these seats a long time ago, but unfortunately, she passed away." "Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that", says the fan, "But why didn't you just take a relative or a friend?"
This Joke Begins With a Seductive Wife...
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband: “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?” “No,” said her husband.
Amazing Husband Works for 2 Years to Surprise Blind Wife
But when tragedy struck, Mr Kuroki came up with a special idea to cheer his wife up. Read through their incredible story below. Mr and Mrs Kuroki moved to this dairy farm shortly after they got married in 1956.
Joke: The Buggy, The Wife and the Officer
I'll let my husband, Jacob know as soon as I get home," she replies. "That's fine," he continues. "Another thing, ma'am... I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his testicles. I consider that terrible cruelty to the animal.
Joke: Mother vs. Wife
A few days later husband and wife were quarreling again and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked: "now tell me! If your mom and I fall into water, whom will you save first?" The husband replied: "I don't have to get into the water, my mom knows to swim, she will save you."
Joke: The Silver Haired Husband
When he got home, the man excitedly told his wife about his experience at the social security office. She sniffed at him, “You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too.” Images: Depositphotos.com Scroll below for more funny jokes!
Joke: The Rabbi's Wife
I'm sleeping with the Rabbi's wife. Can you hold him in synagogue for an hour after services for me?" Irving was not very fond of the idea, but being Morris' lifelong friend, he reluctantly agreed.
Joke: The Wife's Warning
Content Joke: The Wife's Warning joke As Chester left a board meeting, he desperately gave himself a personal TSA pat down...
Joke: A Secret Passed From Husband to Husband...
I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late." His friend looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.