Joke: The Wife, the Husband and the Genie
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wife loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old brass oil lamp for her. When she unwrapped it, a genie appeared. He thanked them and gave each of them one wish.
Joke: The Sad Husband and the Curious Wife
His wife looks concerned and asks him what's wrong. He shakes his head and refuses to say anything. Later, during dinner, he's just pushing his food around on his plate and staring out the window. "Honey, what is it? I've never seen you like this before," the wife says.
Joke: The Husband, the Wife and the Threesome
There was a man who was very happily married, but, every birthday he would have the same fantasy request of his wife: He wanted a threesome, and every year the wife says no. This continues on for several years until finally, the wife has enough and agrees.
This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Talking in Bed
Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterward. Wife: I can't sleep without it. Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Wife: I can't sleep without it. Husband: You get hot at the darnedest times. Wife: I can't sleep without it.
This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Getting Stuck
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him.
This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Going Fishing
Year after year Bubba's wife pleaded with him to take her fishing but he kept telling her she would not enjoy it. She, finally, wore him down, he consented, and early one morning they took off to the lake. They had not been there very long when the fish began biting.
Joke: Wife Goes to the Cops to Report Her Missing Husband
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
Joke: A Bored Husband in Target
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.
What a Wonderful Husband This Man Is to His Ill Wife!
This man loves his wife above all, and Alzheimer's will never change that. What This Man Does For His Wife Every Day Fills My Heart video, love, wife, husband, aging, devotion, Alzheimer's This man loves his wife beyond anything, even the worst of times.
Joke: The Husband's Secret Technique
A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having. All these years? Well, they're gone!' 'No more headaches??' the husband asks, 'What happened?'
Joke: Trouble With the Wife
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?' 'Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.
Short Jokes: The Best of Disgruntled Husbands!
The guy says, "My wife and I bought these seats a long time ago, but unfortunately, she passed away." "Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that", says the fan, "But why didn't you just take a relative or a friend?"
This Joke Begins With a Seductive Wife...
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband: “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?” “No,” said her husband.
Joke: The Buggy, The Wife and the Officer
I'll let my husband, Jacob know as soon as I get home," she replies. "That's fine," he continues. "Another thing, ma'am... I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his testicles. I consider that terrible cruelty to the animal.
Amazing Husband Works for 2 Years to Surprise Blind Wife
But when tragedy struck, Mr Kuroki came up with a special idea to cheer his wife up. Read through their incredible story below. Mr and Mrs Kuroki moved to this dairy farm shortly after they got married in 1956.
Joke: A Secret Passed From Husband to Husband...
I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late." His friend looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.
Joke: The Rabbi's Wife
I'm sleeping with the Rabbi's wife. Can you hold him in synagogue for an hour after services for me?" Irving was not very fond of the idea, but being Morris' lifelong friend, he reluctantly agreed.
This Joke Teaches a Cheating Husband a Lesson...
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Joke: How to Explain It to the Wife
One day, a gentleman's wife is planning on hosting a dinner party and wants to class it up a bit, so she sends her husband out to pick up some snails for escargot. He picks up the snails and starts heading home, but on the way, the gentleman runs into an old friend and stops to chat for a minute.
Joke: Consult the Wife
But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now, she might be a bit uncomfortable.
This Joke Begins With a Husband Coming Home From Work...
One day a husband comes home from work. His wife greets him and says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"
Joke: His Wife Has Needs...
My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said aggressively, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”
Have You Heard These Jokes? It's a Funny Wife...
Despite it all, we cannot help but be a little comical about the differences between the two sexes, so if you agree with us on this, the following short jokes will surely have you bursting into laughter! Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in...
This Joke Starts With a Doctor and His Wife Arguing
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. Things in the bedroom hadn’t been good for a while, so they were going at it over that. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. He began his working day, and didn’t hear a peep from his wife.