This Joke Starts With a Suspicious Driver...
Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.
This Joke Starts With An Adventure On Safari
Ben picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife said, "What are we going to do?"
Joke: Reasons For Starting a Fight
Content Joke: And That's When the Fight Started... joke When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So I took her to a gas station. And that's when the fight started...
This Joke Starts With an Aroused Widow
For more funny jokes scroll below! The First Advances When You Start Dating Again Are Hard.. funny, joke, humor, baba recommends, mourning A widow is having a hard time consummating a date with a man she's been seeing. As he begins to ask questions, her answers become quite odd...
This Joke Starts With a Rare Alcohol Expert
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.
This Joke Starts With a Very Drunk Man...
At this point, he realizes this won't work, but he needs to get home no matter what, so he starts crawling towards his house. After 40 minutes he gets there, lays down next to his (blissfully sleeping) wife and passes out. The next morning his wife wakes him up, not kindly.
This Joke Starts With a Young Programmer at an Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked the young programmer: "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The programmer said, "In the neighborhood of $75,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
This Joke Starts With a Wife With Incredible Luck
" For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: How Lucky Can You Be? funny, joke, humor, bath, won the lottery, couple jokes, marriage jokes, cheating jokes, lottery jokes This joke starts with a wife getting some brand new merchandise...
This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...
Scroll below for more funny jokes! The Stingy Lawyer and the Stuffed Pillowcases funny, hilarious, joke, humor, death, wife, money, heaven, lawyer, stingy A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death.
This Joke Starts With a Rabbi, Priest and a Minister
But instead of walking across the water, he falls into the water and starts to wildly splash around. The priest and the minister finally drag the rabbi back into the boat and the priest turns to the minister and says, "Maybe we should have told him where the rocks were."
This Joke Starts With a Wrong Address..
For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Difference a Letter Makes funny, hilarious, joke, wife, husband Hilarious joke about the trouble a little letter can create
This Joke Starts With a Race of Christian Aliens...
The alien sees that the pope has become irate at this fact and starts trying to rationalize. "Maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?" The pope retorts "Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?"
This Joke Starts With Preparations For a Wrestling Match
As the match started, the American and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
This Old West Joke Starts With a Stranger...
Every single person in there starts talking among them and asking 'what was it that happened in Texas?' non-stop without getting an answer from anybody. The bartender certainly didn't know, and it seemed as if nobody had gotten any news yet of what happened in Texas the time the cowboy was there.
This Joke Starts With 3 Swimmers About to Race
Three swimmers are on the starting blocks at the Paralympic games. The first one has no arms, the second one has no legs, and the third one is just a head standing on the block. The race starts, the first two swimmers jump in and start swimming, someone pushes the head in.
This Joke Starts With a Very Arrogant Professor...
“Only if I get to start”, and the professor immediately agrees. “Ask away”, the professor says, confident he’ll never lose. The old man asks: “What has five heads, forty feet, and lives inside of a bucket?”
This Joke Starts With Four Men Talking at a Bar...
This Joke Starts With Four Men Talking at a Bar... joke Four men are at a bar discussing coincidences - apparently book titled can correspond to birth numbers. It isn't long before the fourth man goes really pale...
This Joke Starts With Two Men Sinking In Their Boat
Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Saul the banker says to Morty, "So listen, Morty, you know I don't swim so well."
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes
There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes . One day, she decided to get a makeover, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over. "Tell you what.
This Joke Starts With a Minister Doing Something Different
Immediately the congregation started singing in unison "The Old Rugged Cross." The pastor hollered out, "Grace!" The congregation began to sing "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound." The pastor said, "Power!" The congregation sang "There is Power in the Blood." The Pastor said, "Sex!"
This Joke Starts With a Psychology Teacher Giving a Class
Scroll below for more funny jokes! The Psychology Professor and the Smart-Alec funny, hilarious, joke, humor, stupid, psychologist, class, moron A psychology professor starts his first class by asking his students about whether they think they're morons.
This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Impressing a Client
Scroll below for more funny jokes! This Bigshot Has a Chip On His Shoulder funny, hilarious, joke, humor, phone, lawyer, workers, jamaican, hotshot, bigshot When a hotshot Jamaican lawyer tries to make a big impression on who he thinks is his first client, things soon start to go awry...
This Joke Starts With Hillbillies Entering a Restaurant
His partner says: "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it." images: depositphotos.com For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Maneuver That Saved a Choking Woman funny, hilarious, joke, restaurant, choking, hillbilly Have you heard this joke?
This Joke Starts With a Boy Wandering In a Hotel
Scroll below for more funny jokes! Just Get Lost, Will You!? funny, hilarious, joke, humor, sex, baba recommends, boy, mom, priest, confession, Hotel Room A boy wanders into a dark hotel room, only to find a couple having intercourse inside. Here's what happened next...