This Joke Starts With An Adventure On Safari
Ben picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife said, "What are we going to do?"
This Joke Starts With a Suspicious Driver...
Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.
This Joke Starts With an Aroused Widow
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This Joke Starts With a Very Drunk Man...
At this point, he realizes this won't work, but he needs to get home no matter what, so he starts crawling towards his house. After 40 minutes he gets there, lays down next to his (blissfully sleeping) wife and passes out. The next morning his wife wakes him up, not kindly.
This Joke Starts With a Rare Alcohol Expert
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.
This Joke Starts With a Young Programmer at an Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked the young programmer: "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The programmer said, "In the neighborhood of $75,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
This Joke Starts With a Wife With Incredible Luck
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This Joke Starts With a Race of Christian Aliens...
The alien sees that the pope has become irate at this fact and starts trying to rationalize. "Maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?" The pope retorts "Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?"
This Joke Starts With a Wrong Address..
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This Joke Starts With a Rabbi, Priest and a Minister
But instead of walking across the water, he falls into the water and starts to wildly splash around. The priest and the minister finally drag the rabbi back into the boat and the priest turns to the minister and says, "Maybe we should have told him where the rocks were."
This Old West Joke Starts With a Stranger...
Every single person in there starts talking among them and asking 'what was it that happened in Texas?' non-stop without getting an answer from anybody. The bartender certainly didn't know, and it seemed as if nobody had gotten any news yet of what happened in Texas the time the cowboy was there.
This Joke Starts With a Young Ventriloquist Touring Norway
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes . What makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that way?
This Joke Starts With Preparations For a Wrestling Match
As the match started, the American and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes
There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes . One day, she decided to get a makeover, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over. "Tell you what.
This Joke Starts With a Very Arrogant Professor...
“Only if I get to start”, and the professor immediately agrees. “Ask away”, the professor says, confident he’ll never lose. The old man asks: “What has five heads, forty feet, and lives inside of a bucket?”
This Joke Starts With 3 Swimmers About to Race
Three swimmers are on the starting blocks at the Paralympic games. The first one has no arms, the second one has no legs, and the third one is just a head standing on the block. The race starts, the first two swimmers jump in and start swimming, someone pushes the head in.
This Joke Starts With a Minister Doing Something Different
Immediately the congregation started singing in unison "The Old Rugged Cross." The pastor hollered out, "Grace!" The congregation began to sing "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound." The pastor said, "Power!" The congregation sang "There is Power in the Blood." The Pastor said, "Sex!"
This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Impressing a Client
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This Joke Starts With Hillbillies Entering a Restaurant
His partner says: "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it." images: depositphotos.com For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Maneuver That Saved a Choking Woman funny, hilarious, joke, restaurant, choking, hillbilly Have you heard this joke?
This Joke Starts With a Psychology Teacher Giving a Class
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This Joke Starts With Two Men Sinking In Their Boat
Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Saul the banker says to Morty, "So listen, Morty, you know I don't swim so well."
This Joke Starts With a Conscientious Punter At a Brothel
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This Joke Starts With a Boy Wandering In a Hotel
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This Joke Starts With a Gynecologist Becoming a Mechanic
Scroll below for more funny jokes! When a Gynie Becomes a Mechanic funny, hilarious, joke, test, humor, exam, mechanic, gynecologist, instructor, bonus A gynecologist decides to become a mechanic and does fantastically well on his final exam.