This Old Man Chose the Wrong Wife to Cross!
This swanky old man is young at heart. He pulls up in his fancy convertible car and his gold chains and gives the hot young ladies sitting on a nearby park bench some of his best seduction moves. A wink here and a thumbs up there, and these ladies are smitten with this Casanova grandpa.
Have You Heard This One? The Old Man, His Wife, & Treasure
An old man and his wife had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything.
The Man Who Chose to Live with No Money!
The man in question is Irish man Mark Boyle. Talking to Mark, he'd be the first to tell you that only seven years ago, he would have never dreamed of living without money.
This Joke Starts With a Man Talking to His Wife
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
This Joke Starts With a Young Man Talking to An Old Man
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his expensive wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel." "I invested that nickel in an apple.
Joke: The Old Man's Secret
A TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods When they go there they see he is chopping wood and carrying it all by himself. He is active and healthy and has the body of a forty-year-old man. They ask him "What is your secret?"
What a Wonderful Husband This Man Is to His Ill Wife!
This man loves his wife above all, and Alzheimer's will never change that. What This Man Does For His Wife Every Day Fills My Heart video, love, wife, husband, aging, devotion, Alzheimer's This man loves his wife beyond anything, even the worst of times.
This Joke Starts With a Wife Deciding That She Looks Old
John and his wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist and my bum is hanging out a mile.
Joke: The Old Man, the Young Man and the Potato
A young man moves to the beach area and is trying to meet women, but isn't having much luck. One day, the young guy is walking down the beach, and he passes an old guy, who is completely surrounded by young beautiful women in bikinis vying for his attention.
This Joke Starts With An Old Man Ordering a Hamburger
An old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife...
Joke: The Professor and the Old Man
After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says: "May I come in? I worked in this very room thirty years ago when I was a professor at this college.” “Sure!” replied the professor. “Be my guest!”
This Man Has Quite the Excuse for Cheating on His Wife!
This man has a very detailed and emotional explanation for his wife who’s found him in bed with another woman, but will she buy it? If you laughed at this joke like we did, share it with your friends and let them have a laugh too!
Joke: The Familiar Old Man
One day when Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He happened to notice a familiar-looking old man. Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, "Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?" "Yes," said the old man, "but he wasn't my biological son.
WATCH: Man Ditches "Pregnant" Wife In Hilarious Prank
Imagine seeing a man ditching his "pregnant" wife for a woman he's just met in the park!
After a Decade, This Blind Man Got to See His Wife Again
The 68 year old blind man underwent a bionic eye implant in the Mayo Clinic, which sends signals to his optic nerve, allowing him to detect the shape of things.
Until a Child is 14 Years Old, Don't Let Them Cross Alone
Crossing the street by foot seems like a relatively easy thing to do, for an adult. We look around, analyze the traffic, calculate the time we need to cross the road, wait for the traffic gap, then go. For a child, however, this can be quite a daunting task.
This Joke Starts With An Old Man, a Boy and a Donkey
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding.
Hilarious: He's a Lucky Old Man... Or Is He?
An 84-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears, the old man answers, "I'm in love with a 22-year-old woman." "Well, what's wrong with that?" asks the young man.
Blind Man Sees His Wife and Child For the First Time
This has enabled him to see his wife and baby clearly for the first time. Warning, this video might bring a tear to your eyes.
Joke: Man Goes to a Psychiatrist About a Bossy Wife
"You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said. "Go home and show her you're the boss." The husband decided to take the doctor's advice. He went home, slammed the door, saw his wife and growled: "From now on you're taking orders from me.
Joke: The Old Man, the Moped and the Ferrari
A hip young man goes out and buys himself an expensive car: A Ferrari 599 GTO. It costs him almost $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man on a moped (both looking about 75 years old) pulls up next to him.
This Old Man Opted for a Hilarious Makeover...
In this short, an old man decides it's time to "get back out there" and goes through a painful and creative makeover to make him young again.
This Man is 70 Years Old?? Unbelievable.
Sam "Sonny" Bryant is 70 years old. But if you saw him in the gym, you'd swear he was 30 years younger. If you saw his body alone, you'd swear he was 50 years younger. This 70 year old bodybuilder actively participates in competitions while being twice the age of most other contestants.
This Man Doesn't Know What to Make of His Wife's Request
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. "I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.