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Joke: King Solomon's Decision

Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. "This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter," said the first one. "No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other. And so they haggled before the King until he called for silence.

Joke: The King Needs a New Weatherman

Once upon a time, there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired about the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days. So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen.

Joke: What Would King Solomon Do With Two Angry Mothers?

During King Solomon's reign, there was a handsome, successful young man who was wanted by all the young maidens in the kingdom. This young man was certainly aware of his advantages, and he would go wild with different girls and promise each of them the whole world.

Funny Joke: King Solomon's Got a Serious Decision to Make

Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. "This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter," said the first one. "No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other. And so they haggled before the King until he called for silence.

The King's Parrot – A Lesson for Life

During the meetings between the kings, it was customary to exchange gifts, and the kindly king always arrived with full hands and returned to his kingdom with even fuller hands.

Great Joke: One Simple Question, Three Answers...

Scroll below for more funny jokes! Everyone Interprets Questions Differently... funny, joke, humor, interview, mathematician, economist, accountant An accountant, mathematician and economist all go for a job interview. Their answers to the interviewer's simple questions differ quite a lot...

King Solomon's Ring - A Short Story with a Great Lesson

One day, King Solomon, the wisest man in the world, wanted to test the integrity and wisdom of his faithful servant. The King summoned his servant and asked him to carry out a task, knowing that it could not be completed.

The Story of the African King and His Friend...

There is a tale of an African king who had a childhood friend. That friend was a constant optimist, and no matter what happened in life, he always said the same thing: "This is good!"

Simple Rules for the Simple Dog!

Images courtesy of: Grant Cochrane / freedigitalphotos.net Simple Rules for the Simple Dog! animals, funny, dog, rules Here are some of the simpler 'rules' our canine friends seem to have!