Joke: Retirement Can Be a Funny Thing!
Content Joke: The Real Truth About Retirement joke Question: How many days are there in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Have You Heard This Joke? The Retirement Plan
The army recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They went through lots of retirement plans but nothing seemed to please everyone.
Hilarious: Best Way to Retire
“Oh,” says the blonde, “I asked my husband last night what we should give you for your retirement. He said ‘Screw him! Give him a dollar!" She beamed at him. " The breakfast part was my idea! ” For more funny jokes scroll below!
Hilarious: Retirement Has Never Been Funnier!
Retirement can be a wonderful thing. Though the change is certainly big - from stopping our day jobs and staying at home, to the hours that we've gained where we now need to keep ourselves busy, and hopefully enjoy ourselves too. Indeed, retirement has many secrets...
Stepping Into the World - Chimp Retirement!
For the first time, they are set outside, not knowing that this is their new life, that they have finally been allowed to retire from being lab animals. These chimps will have to deal with a new world, new social connections and a new understanding of the space around them.
QUIZ: Which Country Should You Retire to?
QUIZ: Where Should You Retire? quiz This quiz will help you work out exactly which stunning country could be the perfect place for you to retire to.
Keep Your Retirement Exciting by Following These 5 Tips
So, you’re getting ready to retire or already have. You’ve done the hard part – getting out of bed and getting to work each morning for the best part of a lifetime, and now you’re ready to make use of all the free time you have.
These Athletes Retired at the Susprisingly Young Age of 30
While most people wait 50 years to retire, those competing in the world of sports often settle in for retirement shortly after they turn 30, and many at even younger ages.
Retirement Planning: The 7 Biggest Mistakes People Make
But as retirement approaches, these flaws have the capacity to do lasting damage. These retirement planning sins can set you back from achieving important goals. So, if you feel like you can do a better job of your retirement planning, here are seven offenses on how to get back on track: 1.
Have You Heard This One? How to Keep Busy When Retired
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QUIZ: What Should You Do During Your Retirement?
What are you going to do for your retirement? That is a question that plagues many, even if they have already retired! Indeed it's hard, after a long life of working each day, to decide what to do with the rest of your life.
Retirement Home Creates a Calendar That Will Surprise You!
A retirement center recently got together to reenact their favorite movies for a very funny calendar shoot. Each month of the calendar contains a classic movie reenactment, including a few behind the scenes photos on how they were made.
This is All You Need to Know About Saving for Retirement!
Having yourself a defined target for your nest egg is one of the most important aspects of your retirement plan. Below are eight retirement facts that need to be taken seriously. 1.
The Retirement Home Where Young & Old Live Together
They have struck up a tight friendship as a result of their mutual home, which happens to be a retirement home where young musicians are given free accommodation in exchange for performing recitals for the other residents. Ideas like this make you realize how much one generation can offer another.
Retired and Want to Travel? Visit These 12 Amazing Places!
In the evening, Bern's glittering lights will give you a sight that looks as if it's been taken from a postcard. image source: rey perezoso , Šarūnas Burdulis , robertstinnett , Leon petrosyan 12 Travel Destinations That Are Great For Seniors nature, travel, landscapes, retirement, Europe, amazing
Joke: The Foreskin Problem
Content Joke: The Retiring Rabbi joke A rabbi is planning on retiring from his main occupation, which is giving circumcisions
Joke: This General is No Sucker...
Joke: The Retiree and the Noisy Boys
Content Joke: The Retiree and the Noisy Boys joke A retired man purchased a home near a high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace, then the new school year began...
Joke: The Art of Discretion
Six retired Floridians play high stakes poker in the condo clubhouse. A member of the group, Meiers, loses $5,000 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five finish playing the hand standing up.
Joke: The General and the Unruly Boy
Joke: Air Force General Quiets Down a Dramatic Boy joke When a little boy starts having a temper tantrum aboard a flight that's just about to take off, a retired Air Force general steps in to calm the situation...
Joke: The Fastest Worker
A retired gentlemen went into the social security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.
Joke: A Bored Husband in Target
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.
Joke: The Painter's Secret
Many years later, he decides to retire and hand over the business to his son. His son says to him, "Dad, I have just one question for you. How did you get the paint to match the vase so perfectly?" His father looks at him and says: "Can you keep a secret?" "Sure" "I painted the vase."
Joke: The Most Important Thing in Life
It was the retirement dinner for Tim Simmons. He’d lived a long life. When he was only 25 he went on a mission trip to South America where he met two young boys who he later adopted.