This Joke Starts With an Old Couple Sitting on Their Porch
An elderly couple who had just celebrated their fiftieth anniversary were sitting on their porch, relaxing. Both were simply reading a book and rocking on their chairs. When suddenly, the wife looks at her husband and whacks him across the head, and goes back to her knitting.
Joke: A Woman Sits at a Fine Restaurant...
x Joke: A Woman Sits at a Fine Restaurant... joke A pretty young lady is sitting at a restaurant table waiting for her date to arrive. She soon finds out that having a big lunch that day wasn't a good idea...
Joke: Two Southern Belles Talk On a Porch
Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity were conversing on the porch of a large white-pillared mansion. The first woman said, "When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me." The second woman commented, "Well, isn't that nice?"
Hilarious! When a Woman Catches Her Husband Cheating...
In this hilarious episode, a woman caught her husband cheating and seeks revenge by cheating on him back with another cop.
Two Southern Belles Talk On a Porch (Hilarious Joke)
Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity were conversing on the porch of a large white-pillared mansion. The first woman said, "When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me." The the second woman commented, "Well, isn't that nice?"
Joke: This Woman Won't Let Her Husband Sleep in Church!
This woman is fed up with her husband falling asleep during church, so she asks the minister for some advice...
The Old Storyteller and the Sad Young Woman
In a little town, far far away, there was a little old woman whose years were beyond counting. This old woman was famed as a wise storyteller, and many would make the trip to this little secluded place, just to ask for her advice.
I Bet Every Woman Wishes They Had a Husband Like This!
When 69-year-old Peter Browne retired from his job as a pilot, he decided to embark on a brand new mission: creating the perfect breakfast for his wife. What he eventually came up with is truly ingenious. [related_articles] Mr. Browne calls this machine the "Sunday Morning Breakfast Machine."
Funny: The Doctor's Advice Gets This Old Woman in Trouble
An elderly lady went to the doctor and asked for his help in reviving her husband’s passion. “Why don’t you give him Viagra?” the doctor asked. “Oh, no,” the woman replied. “He doesn't even take aspirin for a headache!” “That’s not a problem,” the doctor told her.
Hilarious: An Old Woman Won't Be Beaten Twice
An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. The whole street could hear them screaming and yelling whenever they had a confrontation. The old man used to say: “I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Joke: The Angry Old Woman and Her Bible
This Joke Starts With a Woman Being Burgled joke An old woman is accosted by a burglar, but she soon has an appropriate response for him. It seems to work...
Joke: The 80 Year Old Pregnant Woman
A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming.
Joke: The Husband's Secret Technique
A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having. All these years? Well, they're gone!' 'No more headaches??' the husband asks, 'What happened?'
This Joke Starts With An 88-Year-Old Woman Giving Birth
With all the new technology regarding fertility, an 88-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, various relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one of them asked. "Not yet", said the mother.
Hilarious: A Husband and His Honest Opinion
This funny joke begins with a wife asking her husband for his honest opinion... For more original BabaMail videos click here Funny: His Honest Opinion!
Nobody Expected a 71-Year-Old Woman to Do This Live on TV!
If you think that aging will stop you from being the best at what you do, then get ready to be proven wrong by an incredible 71-year-old woman.
Joke: The Wife, the Husband and the Genie
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wife loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old brass oil lamp for her. When she unwrapped it, a genie appeared. He thanked them and gave each of them one wish.
Joke: The Silver Haired Husband
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back now?” he asked.
Short Jokes: The Best of Disgruntled Husbands!
" Na, " the man shakes his head, " They're all at the funeral. " A woman goes to the doctor for a general examination. After they have a chat, he performs his examination. He suddenly stops. Asks her to wait, and goes outside to her waiting husband for a private chat.
Hilarious: The Husband Exam!
Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore.
These Husbands Are Absolutely Outrageous!
Some husbands buy their wives flowers, while others take them out on a romantic date. However, we think that nothing really says 'I love you' like a darn good practical joke! Here are 20 hilarious photos of things that husbands and boyfriends have done to surprise their significant others: 1.
The Perfect Husband
The husband below really knows how to treat his wife - But what makes him such a great guy? The Perfect Husband funny, video, joke, husband, perfect The husband below really knows how to treat his wife - But what makes him such a great guy?
Joke: A Bored Husband in Target
Harris, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr.
Meet This 71-Year-Old Woman Who Feels No Pain Or Anxiety
While news channels and websites continue exploding with more and more stories on the opioid epidemic, there are some unique individuals in the world, like 71-year-old Jo Cameron from Scotland, who is completely resistant to pain and anxiety.