These Old Folks Have a Much Younger Soul...
Just so you know, you're only as old as you choose to be. Sure, you may have the body of a 70 year old, but the passion in your eyes, your detemination to have fun and you're unwillingness to let go of what you really want for yourself - those are all up to you!
Hilarious: An Old Woman Won't Be Beaten Twice
An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. The whole street could hear them screaming and yelling whenever they had a confrontation. The old man used to say: “I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
This Man is 70 Years Old?? Unbelievable.
Sam "Sonny" Bryant is 70 years old. But if you saw him in the gym, you'd swear he was 30 years younger. If you saw his body alone, you'd swear he was 50 years younger. This 70 year old bodybuilder actively participates in competitions while being twice the age of most other contestants.
The Old Storyteller and the Sad Young Woman
In a little town, far far away, there was a little old woman whose years were beyond counting. This old woman was famed as a wise storyteller, and many would make the trip to this little secluded place, just to ask for her advice.
Joke: The Old Man, the Young Man and the Potato
A young man moves to the beach area and is trying to meet women, but isn't having much luck. One day, the young guy is walking down the beach, and he passes an old guy, who is completely surrounded by young beautiful women in bikinis vying for his attention.
Joke: The Old Man's Secret
A TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods When they go there they see he is chopping wood and carrying it all by himself. He is active and healthy and has the body of a forty-year-old man. They ask him "What is your secret?"
This Joke Starts With a Young Man Talking to An Old Man
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his expensive wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel." "I invested that nickel in an apple.
Great Joke: What's Your Secret, Old Man?
Roger, 88, married Jenny, a beautiful 45-year-old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
Joke: The Professor and the Old Man
After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says: "May I come in? I worked in this very room thirty years ago when I was a professor at this college.” “Sure!” replied the professor. “Be my guest!”
This Joke Starts With a Man and a Woman Fast Asleep...
A man and a woman were fast asleep in bed. Suddenly, at 4 o'clock in the morning, a resounding noise came from outside. The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man: "Oh No! That must be my husband!" The man quickly got out of bed, panicked and naked.
Have You Heard This One? The Old Man and the Diamond Ring...
An old man walks into a jewelry store with a much younger (and beautiful) lady, who appears to be romantically involved with him. When the jeweler begins to show him $5,000 rings, the old man ups the ante, and says he wants something much more special than that for her.
Joke: The Familiar Old Man
One day when Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He happened to notice a familiar-looking old man. Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, "Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?" "Yes," said the old man, "but he wasn't my biological son.
Funny: The Doctor's Advice Gets This Old Woman in Trouble
“Oh, no,” the woman replied. “He doesn't even take aspirin for a headache!” “That’s not a problem,” the doctor told her. “Just crush up the pill and slip it into his coffee. He’ll never even know.” Several days later, the old woman returned to the doctor, and he asked her if his suggestions worked.
Hilarious: He's a Lucky Old Man... Or Is He?
An 84-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears, the old man answers, "I'm in love with a 22-year-old woman." "Well, what's wrong with that?" asks the young man.
This Joke Starts with a Man Searching For the Perfect Woman
Adam, a very good looking successful man decided that it was his birthright to marry only a perfect and equally beautiful woman so that they would produce equally beautiful offspring.
Joke: The 80 Year Old Pregnant Woman
A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming.
Joke: The Old Man and the Puddle
Content Joke: The Old Man and the Puddle joke It was a long day at work, and George decided to leave his London office and walk to the pub across the street to get a few drinks.
This Joke Starts With An Old Man Ordering a Hamburger
An old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife...
Joke: The Old Man, the Moped and the Ferrari
A hip young man goes out and buys himself an expensive car: A Ferrari 599 GTO. It costs him almost $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man on a moped (both looking about 75 years old) pulls up next to him.
This Old Man Opted for a Hilarious Makeover...
In this short, an old man decides it's time to "get back out there" and goes through a painful and creative makeover to make him young again.
This Joke Starts With An 88-Year-Old Woman Giving Birth
With all the new technology regarding fertility, an 88-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, various relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one of them asked. "Not yet", said the mother.
This Old Man Chose the Wrong Wife to Cross!
This swanky old man is young at heart. He pulls up in his fancy convertible car and his gold chains and gives the hot young ladies sitting on a nearby park bench some of his best seduction moves. A wink here and a thumbs up there, and these ladies are smitten with this Casanova grandpa.
This Joke Starts With An Old Man, a Boy and a Donkey
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding.
Nobody Expected a 71-Year-Old Woman to Do This Live on TV!
If you think that aging will stop you from being the best at what you do, then get ready to be proven wrong by an incredible 71-year-old woman.