Have You Heard This Joke? Darn Old Age (Rude)
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the 'thing' sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the world." The other lady asked what she meant.
Age Is No Limit - An 86 Year Old Acrobat!
Age isn't the boundary, its your mind. Where there is a will, there is a way. Even at the age of 86! Age Is No Limit - An 86 Year Old Acrobat! old, sports, age, acrobat, human interest Age isn't the boundary, its your mind. Where there is a will, there is a way. Even at the age of 86!
Joke: The Old Rooster and the New Rooster
A farmer had just gotten a new rooster for his hens and the old rooster of many years was worried he would be replaced. However, he had a cunning plan on dealing with this young rival.
Joke: The Old Lady and the Proctologist
A little old lady has an appointment with a proctologist. The proctologist does the exam and then discusses the results with her. He ends by saying, "Do you have any questions for me, Mrs. Smith?" The little old lady looks at him scoldingly and says "Yes. Does your mother know what you're doing?"
Joke: An Old Snake at the Doctor's
An old snake goes to see his doctor and says, ”I need something for my eyesssss… I can’t see very well these daysssss.” The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks. The snake comes back in two weeks and tells the doctor that he’s very depressed.
Joke: An Old Canadian in Paris
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Joke: The Same Old Sandwich
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Joke: The Old Hunting Story
The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget." They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story.
JOKE: 3 Old Men Walked Into a Conversation, Then...
"There's no worse age than 70," says the youngest, "You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time you try and try and nothing comes out!" "That's nothing," said the 80-year-old, "80 is a much worse age. You can't even do your business anymore.
The Wisdom Old Age Has Brought Me Is Vast and Deep
Growing old is not something we take seriously when we are children, teenagers, or when we first become adults. It is something we don't give importance to when we are young - but when we reach a certain age, we find it difficult to accept.
Great Joke: What's Your Secret, Old Man?
Roger, 88, married Jenny, a beautiful 45-year-old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
Joke: The Old Man's Secret
A TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods When they go there they see he is chopping wood and carrying it all by himself. He is active and healthy and has the body of a forty-year-old man. They ask him "What is your secret?"
Joke: The Old Lady and the Bank CEO
An old lady walked into the Bank of America with a huge bag of money. She told the receptionist that she would like to meet the president of the bank as she wanted to deposit a large sum of money.
The Golden Age of Old Hollywood: The People We Loved
Looking at this treasure trove of Old Hollywood stars in their heyday recalls the glamor of yesteryear's stars. Whether on location, on holiday or on stage, these stars knew how to have a good time, and take a good photo!
Joke: The Old Man's Reason For Ceasing to Attend Synagogue
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to temple. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi went to see him.
Age Test: Can We Guess How Old Your Mind Is?
Age is only in the mind. Sure our bodies may disagree, but it's much more important to know what our mental age is. Have we learned and become sages? Do we still enjoy the social life and energy of younger people? Take our test and find out what your "age of mind" is.
The Secret is Out! These Tips Can Help You Achieve Old Age
Why do some countries have a lower average age than others, while some individuals live significantly longer than 100 years? And what can people do to prolong the life spans they were given at birth, and thus spend more time with their family and loved ones?
This Joke Starts With An Old Man, a Boy and a Donkey
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding.
Joke: The Little Old Lady and the Curious Officer
Curious, he immediately goes in and finds an old woman with two bags of trash dragging on the ground, one of them leaving $50 notes in its wake. He calls the woman to halt and approaches her. "Excuse me Mam, but one of your bags has a hole". He points out.
Old Men, Gorillas and Everything - Great Jokes!
The old man said, " No, I'd like to see something much more special. " The jeweler went to his special stock in the safe and brought another ring back. " This one's $40,000. " The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man said, " I'll take it!
This Joke Starts With a Middle-aged Lady Going to Hospital
A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she has a near-death experience. During that experience, she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.
Funny Joke: Just Like the Old Days...
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Find Out How Some Elderly People Stay Sharp into Old Age
Some old people can remember things just as well as those nearly half their age. Due to their ability to stay sharp in old age, scientists have nicknamed them “super-agers.”