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Joke: Father, I Must Confess My Sins

Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times."

10 Life Lessons My Father Taught Me

Mark chose to interview his father, who at that time was 53 years old. However, Mark completely forgot about this assignment until he stumbled upon an old notebook many years later. Inside the notebook were his father's answers, containing advice that amazed him.

Lessons I Learned From My Father on How to Be a Parent

As children, my brother and I were fortunate to be taught valuable life skills by our father, such as cycling, reading, and safety precautions. These were crucial abilities that have stayed with us as we've grown older.

A Father's Day Message Every Great Father Deserves...

There may be a million reasons to say 'thank you' to someone as special as your father. And although we might not say it as often as we really should, Father's Day gives us the opportunity to give all the fathers some well-deserved praise for all their devotion and care.

Joke: The Mother, Father and Argument

A family is having dinner at the table one evening, when the son asks the father, "Dad, how many different kinds of boobs are there?" The father is a little taken aback, but he ponders for a moment before answering. "Well, my son, a woman goes through three phases in life.

Father, I've Got Some Things to Get off My Chest...

At this time of the year, it's only right that we think about confessing our sins in church. But, though this may be good for us, what on Earth does it do to those poor pastors?! Video by Peter Joh..

Joke: Forgive Me Father For I Have Sworn

"Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." "Go on my son." says the priest. "I swore the other day, in the most profane way." says the man. "Continue." says the priest. "I was on the golf course the other day and I hit my drive, it was looking perfect, heading dead straight.

To Date this Hilarious Father's Daughter, Here are the Rules

Here are 10 rules from a father to a teenage daughter's boyfriend: Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package because you're sure as heck not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.

This Father's Letter to His Girl is So Heart Warming!

And like its point of origin, so is its target, hitting my own heart and bringing tears to my eyes. This is what every girl should know about her father, and I'm glad this one has it in writing!

Joke: The Irish Father and His Son

The father bought his son a stout, but he didn't like it and didn't want to drink it. The father decided to drink it for him and ordered an ale instead. He didn't like it either. So, the father drank it and ordered him a cider.

Have You Heard This One? The Suspicious Father! (Rude)

He answered and the young man said, "Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. I'm taking her to the show. Is she ready to go?" The farmer thought he was a clever boy and wished them a good time. A few minutes later, another knock was heard. A second boy appeared and said, "Hi, I'm Eddie.

Punny Parents: Mother and Father Pun Collection!

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