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Joke: The Big Medical Bill

Content Joke: A Battery of Tests An old woman took her husband to the doctor. The doctor checked the husband's pulse, then told the woman, "I'm sorry, your husband is dead."

Joke: A Medical Opinion About Brexit

Joke: A Medical Opinion About Brexit funny, joke, humor, brexit, political joke, doctor joke Should Brexit take place? The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves...

Joke: The Cheeky Student

One day when I was a junior medical student, a very important Boston surgeon visited the school and delivered a great treatise on a large number of patients who had undergone successful operations for vascular reconstruction.

A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!

For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Rough Landing funny, joke, plane, pilot, landing This joke begins with a new flight crew attempting a landing.

Joke: The Doctor's Waiver

Joke: The Doctor's Waiver joke The medics rushed Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently due to a massive heart attack.

Joke: That's Not It...

Joke: That's Not It... joke, army, general, soldier, papers A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly....

Joke: The Hillbilly Maneuver

While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallaw?'

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes! Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes! joke, collection Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

Cheeky Joke: The Doctor and the Stutterer

The effects will be instantaneous, and we can operate today." "D D D D Do it!" So they prep for surgery and very quickly the operation is performed. It's a complete success, and the man leaves for home delighted to be cured. But that night his wife finds out what he did.

Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!

Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns! 80+ Car Jokes and Puns! jokes, cars, collection Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!

Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...

I'd tell you a constipation joke, but it's full of... I'd tell a flogger joke but it doesn't have much impact. I'd tell a bondage joke but it's too restrictive. I'd tell you an underground railroad joke but you'd run away.

Joke Collection: 100 Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock-knock jokes are some of my favorite because you really have to be creative to make some of these up! Here we bring you 100 of our best knock knock jokes for you to laugh over! Joke Collection: 100 Knock Knock Jokes!

Joke: To Heaven and Back

While on the operating table, she has a near-death experience. During that experience, she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.

Joke Collection: 23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!

23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes! 23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes! funny, joke collection 23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!

Joke Collection: 100+ Jokes About MONEY!

Joke collection: money Joke Collection: All About Money! funny, joke, money, collection Over 100 jokes about money.

Joke Collection: 20 Saint Peter Jokes!

Joke Collection: 20 St. Peter Jokes! funny, joke collection Joke Collection: 20 St. Peter Jokes!

Joke: Who is That in the Photo??

"That's me before the operation." She whispered. Joke: The Mystery Photo funny, joke, humor After a long night buying a foxy woman drinks, Ted took advantage by giving her a ride home.

Joke: Newlyweds At the Pharmacy

Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jack: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds" Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jack: "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Joke: This General is No Sucker...

The Marine general insisted and the pension expert said that would be fine, but that he'd better get the medical officer to do the measuring. The medical officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em. He did.

Joke: This Blind Guy Has a Joke to Tell...

After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes very, very quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.