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Hilarious Joke! What Are the Grounds for Divorce?

Joke: A Man Went to Talk to His Lawyer funny, video, joke, baba recommends, divorce, rumble This funny joke begins with a Polish person...

Today's Joke: A Good Reason for Divorce

One day he rushes into a lawyer's office and asks him to arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer says that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asks him the following questions: "Have you any grounds?" "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home."

Today's Joke: A Good Reason for Divorce

One day he rushes into a lawyer's office and asks him to arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer says that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asks him the following questions: "Have you any grounds?" "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home."

This Joke Begins With a Divorce Judge Having a Bad Day

A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce. He asks her: "What are the grounds for your divorce?" "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

This Joke Starts With News of a Divorce to the Kids

An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

How to Tell Children about Divorce without Hurting Them

Don’t be quick to share the news Divorces involve quite a few emotional upheavals during which many couples decide that they regret their decision and want to stay together.

Discussing 10 of the Most Expensive Divorces in History

Consequently, Spielberg divorced Amy and married Kate two years later. During divorce proceedings, it was determined that their informal financial agreement on the napkin held no legal weight.

For a Divorce-Proof Marriage These Tips Are All You Need

99 Tips for a Divorce-Proof Marriage: 1. Always remember what drew you to each other in the first place. 2. Make a written and recorded commitment that divorce is not an option. 3. Say I love you to one another every day. 4. Give a hug or kiss every day. 5.

Hilarious: It Can Be Difficult Getting a Straight Answer...

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

Joke: The Woman of Choice

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious woman with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she found a better man, divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a beautiful girlfriend with big breasts.

Joke: A Confused Wife at Court

Joke: The Divorce Court and the Wife joke A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce...

Funny Joke: A Man Walks into a Toy Shop for a Barbie...

We have Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $199.95." The amazed father asks: "how much?!

Joke: The Terrible Request

Content Joke: Now That's Crossing the Line joke Three divorced men meet up and talk over beer...

Joke: Getting Married in Heaven

They approach God once more and this time they ask, sadly, for a divorce. God responds: “It took me four years to find a priest in this place. How long do you think it’ll take me to find a lawyer ?!”

Marriage Didn’t Last Long For These Royal Family Members

Here are a few such examples of royal marriages from history, both distant and recent, that ended in divorce and, in some cases, disaster. 1.

Joke: If You Can't Count On Family...

I've made up my mind, I'm divorcing Mama. " The son is shocked, and asks his father to tell him what happened. "I don't want to get into it. My mind is made up." "But Dad, you just can't decide to divorce Mama just like that after 54 years together. What happened?"

This Joke Starts with a Little Girl Being a Nosy Parker

Undaunted, the little girl asked, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?" "That's enough questions, young lady. Honestly!" The exasperated mother walked away as the two friends began to play. "My mom won't tell me anything about herself," the little girl said to her friend.