This Joke Begins With a Golf Swing...
A couple was golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix!"
Joke: The Special Golf Ball
Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball. "Don't you have at least one other golf ball?", he asked. The other guy replied that no, he only needed the one. "Are you sure?", the friend persisted.
Joke: The Priest and His Sunday Golf
Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the temperature was just right.
Joke: Playing Golf With Your Doctor
A husband decides to join his wife for the first time playing golf. He's never really been into the game, but since his wife was playing with all these men around, he wanted to come and check it out. All day long he complains: About the heat, about the other people, about how long it's taking...
Have You Heard This Joke? Lost in a Game of Golf
A man was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a young lady playing up ahead of him and went over to her and said, "Can you please help me? I don't know what hole I'm on" She told him, "You are one hole behind me, I'm on 7 and you are on 6." He thanked her and carried on playing golf.
These Golf Bloopers Are a Hilarious Delight!
Golf is a gentlemen's game...usually. But even this distinguished sport has it's funny, silly and even slightly foolish moments. Enjoy this compilation of the funniest moments in golf .
The Mini-Golf Professional Tour - Hilarious and Sweet!
In this funny video, they surprised a bunch of families playing mini-golf by turning it into a professional event, with live broadcasters, fans cheering them and even a giant trophy!
Hilarious: I Have No Damn Idea Where That Golf Ball Went
"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife. "Well I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went." "Well you're 75 years old now, Jack, why don't you take my brother Scott along?" suggested his wife.
Man vs. Machine: Golf Edition!
Rory Mcilroy is definitely one of the best golf players in the world, recently beating every other player in the European tournament. But today he has a new challenge: Can a golf playing robot beat him? Man vs. Machine: Golf Edition!
Hilarious: The Girl's Round of Golf Just Went Awry
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of them and he immediately fell to the ground clutching his hands together to his groin, rolling around in obvious agony.
Golfing Can Be A Dangerous Sport - Funny Prank!
Golfing Can Be A Dangerous Sport - Funny Prank! video, prank, gag, just for laughs, golf !A great prank featuring golf and a police car with a broken windshield
Funny: Mr. Bean Never Expected a Round of Golf Like That!
Mr Bean decides to treat himself to a round of crazy golf. He starts off with a fantastic hole in one, but things start to take a turn for the worse… Mr. Bean Plays Crazy Golf funny, hilarious, fun, laughter, baba recommends, golf, Mr.
Hilarious: You Really Play a Good Golf Game, Old Man
Three gentlemen are golfing one sunny day. They come to a difficult par with a water trap just after the tee. The first golfer proceeds to hit his ball right into the water. To retrieve it, he simply approaches the body of water and extends his golf club.
Joke: The Deaf Mute Golfer
A deaf-mute steps up to tee off on the first hole of a golf course when a large burly guy yells "Hey You!, Nobody tees off ahead of Big Ralph".
Joke: The Story of the Huge Lighter
Two men pause their round of golf to smoke a cigar. One pulls out a matchbox while the other pulls the biggest lighter you've ever seen out of his golf bag and proceeds to light his cigar. The other man stares, laughs and says "Holy moly, that's the biggest lighter I've ever seen!
Have You Heard This Joke? What Kind of Course?
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf. One remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it!
Have You Heard This Joke? A True Story
A young man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is at the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to swing when he hears, "Ribbit. 9- Iron". The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9-Iron."
This Joke Starts With a Woman Joining a Country Club
A woman joins a country club and one day hears the guys talking about their golf round. She says, "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?" No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot. Finally, one man says, "Okay, but we start at 6:30 am."
This Joke Begins With a Stormy Night in a Barn...
Ned decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Carl, so they loaded up Ned's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard, so they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door, if they could spend the night.
Joke: A Bet With Stevie Wonder
By the way, how is the golf?" Nicklaus replies: "Not too bad, I am not winning as much as I used to but I'm still making a bit of money. I have some problems with my swing but I think I've got that right now."
Hilarious Joke: An Act of Kindness to a Homeless Man
"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?" "Are you NUTS!? I haven't played golf in 20 years!" The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The bum was astounded.
Joke: A Scottish Castaway
Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!" Images (including cover) by Deposit Photos. Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: A Scottish Castaway joke One day a Scotsman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon.
Have You Heard This Joke? Dangerous Mother Nature! (Rude)
On the 16th hole of the golf course, Fred had hit his ball into the woods. Harry, his partner had laughed and poked fun, but then somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods, just a few yards beyond. Fred looked for a long time, getting angrier every minute.
Joke: Heaven Has Its Perks...
Next, they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges every day and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth. The old man asked, "what are the green fees?"