for whom the bell tolls joke Posts

Hilarious: The Bells, They Toll for Thee!

"Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous. Simply in on the 'Ding' and out on the 'Dong'."

Joke: Two Southern Belles Talk On a Porch

Scroll below for more funny jokes! Two Southern Belles Have a Little Chat funny, hilarious, joke, women, humor, Chat, southern, American, conversation Two southern belles are sitting on the front porch of a mansion. One of them decides to start bragging about her life...

Two Southern Belles Talk On a Porch (Hilarious Joke)

Scroll below for more funny jokes! Two Southern Belles Have a Little Chat funny, hilarious, joke, women, humor, Chat, southern, American, conversation Two southern belles are sitting on the front porch of a mansion. One of them decides to start bragging about her life...

Joke: A Stern Warning

They advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. They also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear . It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.

Joke: Firefighter Lovemaking Rules

A firefighter came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

Joke: Mother vs. Wife

The lady, with a look of helplessness, replied: "Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel with each other my Daughter-in-law always asks my son: - "If your mom and I fall into water, whom will you save first?"

Joke: The Spirit of Christmas

He is allowed into heaven The second man pulls out his keys and jingles them "These represent bells." He is allowed into heaven The third man pulls out a pair of women's underwear and shows them to St. Peter, who is taken aback. "Good lord what do THOSE represent?!"

Joke: Life in the Fertilized Egg Business

That took an awful lot of Whitey's time so Whitey got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Whitey could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

This Joke Starts With a Man in the Fertilized Egg Business

That took an awful lot of Whitey's time so Whitey got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Whitey could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Joke: The Smartphone Poem!

Bell. What he would have thought of it, no one can tell, But one question's still stuck in my middle-aged craw. Despite all the gizmos that strike me with awe, They're fun and they're useful and "techy" and all ...But how do I just simply make a phone call?

Joke: The Three Arranged Marriages

Friend asked with utmost curiosity: “Well, whom are you marrying then??” “The one with the big boobs”.

This Joke Begins With a Woman and 3 Wishes...

The woman, astounded, thinks for a moment and says “age has taken its toll on me. I wish to be young and beautiful once more.” BAM! In a sudden flash the old woman emerged, a ravishing young woman. Thrilled by her success the woman says “genie I want to live a life of grandeur! To be rich!” BAM!

Joke: The Smartest Dog in the World

After a while, he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" bell, then the butcher follows him off. The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the step. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -Whap!- against the door. He does this again and again. No answer.

Joke: Is Your Daddy Home?

Hoping there was someone with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anyone else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy," whispered the child.