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Funny: Elderly Man is Quite Confused to Say the Least

This funny joke starts with an elderly man arriving for a routine physical...

7 Apps That Will Make Life Easier For the Elderly

For the elderly, the latest tech gadgets are considered to be a hindrance. With time, however, senior citizens have gotten around to using the latest smartphones and similar devices, mostly because of the convenience they bring to their lives.

This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple At a Travel Agency

Two Elderly People Window-shop Vacations funny, travel, hilarious, old, joke, woman, humor, man, baba recommends, vacation, pension, agent Two elderly people are spotted by a travel agent at his agency's window. He promptly invites them in and discusses sending them on a dream vacation...

This Joke Starts With Two Elderly People In a Trailer Park

There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. Now, one evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. These two were at the same table, across from one another.

This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple Lying in Bed

funny, hilarious, joke, humor, sex, baba recommends, teeth, old couple, elderly, bedroom, dentures An old couple is in bed and the wife is feeling frisky. She begins to mention how things were between her and her husband in old times...

This Joke Starts With An Elderly Man On His Farm

Ron, an elderly man in Australia, had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond at the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and lime trees.

Learn About Common Stressful Hardships Among the Elderly

With these words, Avraham Alon, a senior resident specializing in sheltered housing and quality of life issues in the elderly, starts his explanation of the difficulties that people may experience in old age.

Joke: Two Elderly Men and the Whole-Wheat Bread

That Whole-wheat Bread Really Gets You Going funny, hilarious, old, joke, humor, bread, old men, libido, whole-wheat, loevmaking Two elderly men are having a conversation about lovemaking, when one of them proclaims that he slept with a 30-year-old multiple times. He reveals his secret....

I Wonder Why the Elderly Lady Didn't Raise Her Hand (Joke)

All responded, except one elderly lady. "Mrs. Johnson, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any." "Mrs. Johnson that is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety-three," she replied. "Mrs.

Are Elderly Fashion Models Becoming the New Trend?

This man is an inspirational octogenarian because he simply has no time for the routine life that people expect from him. He’s always lived a full life of energy and ambition, so he sees no reason ..

Have You Heard This One? Every Elderly Woman's Wish...

Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now passed-away Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Al..

Have You Heard This Joke? Pastor Pays Visit To Parishioner...

A pastor goes to a nursing home for the first time to visit an elderly parishioner. As he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. As they continue their conversation, he can't help himself and eats one after another.

The Right Size Of What? Size Doesn't Matter...

Two elderly women are having a smoke when suddenly it starts to rain. One woman has an ingenious way of preventing her cigarette from getting destroyed by the rain. Her friend is intrigued and wants to follow suit...

Hilarious: Leave It to My Criminal Son to Find a Solution

An elderly man is in a predicament - he wishes to dig his potato garden, but he's too old and frail to really be able to do anything about it. To make matters worse, his son is incarcerated, but the crafty young fellow has a plan to help his elderly father...

Here's How People Are Helping Seniors In The Corona Scare

Volunteer network to deliver groceries to the elderly Image credit: maggieconnolly1 New York has been badly hit by the novel coronavirus outbreak, and in these times, the elderly would be especially vulnerable to move out of their homes. Some kind souls are coming forward to help.

Sometimes, An Age Gap Can Really Make Things Weird (Joke)

An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get to talking. They are enjoying their conversation so much that, when the bar closes, they decide to continue at the woman's apartment. After a time, things start getting pretty romantic and they wind up in bed.

This Joke Starts With News of a Divorce to the Kids

An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

Joke: An Old Canadian in Paris

An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked, sarcastically.

Hilarious Joke: The Sick Parishioner...

A pastor goes to a nursing home for the first time to visit an elderly parishioner. As he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. As they continue their conversation, he can't help himself and eats one after another.