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Joke: Revenge of the Blonde

A blonde woman was sick and tired of all the unfair jokes about blondes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke.

This Is a Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes

DISCLAIMER: We know blondes are smart too, but we'll pretend otherwise just for this joke! 80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

Joke: The Blond, The Policeman and the Pants

Blue eyes, blonde, the works. "I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your driver's license?" "What's a license?" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump. "It's usually in your wallet," replied the officer.

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes

There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes . One day, she decided to get a makeover, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over. "Tell you what.

Joke: A Blonde Complaint

Joke: A Blonde Complaint joke A young ventriloquist heads off on a tour of Norway when he starts cracking blonde jokes. A blonde in the audience isn't too happy with him...

Joke: The Blonde Shopper

A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that TV." The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes." So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that TV."

Joke: The Lawyer and the Blonde

Content Joke: The Lawyer and the Blonde joke There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane.

Joke: The Blond Painter

A Blond man is hired to paint the lines on the road. On the first day, he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed. But, on the second day, he paints just five, and on the third day, he paints only a mile of the road. Disappointed, his boss asks what the problem was.

Blonde Is What Blonde Does - Hilarious Jokes!

It's not that we actually think blondes are less intelligent, but that the word blonde can mean many things, and the jokes are hilarious! Enjoy a few jokes about our favourite hair color - the blonde! Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.

Joke: A Nauseated Blonde

The blonde wife came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her husband noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?" "Not really," she replied. "I'm nauseated from sitting backward on the train." "Poor dear," he said.

Joke: The Blonde and the Bodybuilder

Content Joke: The Blonde and the Bodybuilder joke A beautiful blonde goes out with a bodybuilder...

Joke: The Blondes and the Dent

Content Joke: How to Inflate a Car joke A blonde lived with two blonde roommates...

Joke: A Blonde's Melons

Joke: The Blonde and Her Melons joke This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along...

Joke: A Blonde at the Cinema

Content Joke: A Blonde at the Cinema joke I went to see a movie the other night...

Joke: The Blonde Freelancer

Content Joke: The Blonde Freelancer joke A blonde, wanting to earn some money...

Joke: A Blonde Dilemma

A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way.

Joke: The Blond Detective

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Chad - the new blond recruit, wanted the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Chad, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

Joke: The Blondes Visit London

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in London. The Brunette team rides on the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level.

Joke: The Blondes and the Suspect

Hilarious: Three Guys Train to Become Detectives funny, hilarious, joke, men, humor, interview, police, question, interrogation Three blondes are being interrogated in order to become detectives. The question turns to how to identify a suspect...

Joke: A Blonde's Car Was Burgled...

A blond dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!" she cries. The 911 dispatcher says, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way.