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This Joke Begins With a Change of Career... (Rude)

After 20 years of work, a successful gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and decided that, even though this is all he knew, he would seek new career for himself.

Joke: Getting the Son Into the Business

“To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.” The son-in-law interrupted. “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.” “I see,” replied the father-in-law.

Joke: What Career Should I Pick?

The fortune teller replies, "You asked three questions, so that will be three thousand dollars." "Three thousand dollars!" the businessman exclaims, "but I was only here for a few minutes!"

Joke: Life in the Fertilized Egg Business

Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. Whitey kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.

Career Quiz: Which Job Does Your Intelligence Match Best?

Here are 7 more for you to challenge yourselves with: 1960's quiz: Can You Answer Our Questions About This Incredible Decade? Grammar Trivia Test: How Good is Your English? World Quiz: How Worldly Are you, and How Much Do You Know? Cold War Trivia: Test Your Knowledge of This Scary and Secret War.

Great Joke: It's Serious Business at the FBI

Joke: It's Serious Business at the FBI funny, joke, humor, wife, murder, assassin, kill, fbi This joke begins with the FBI looking for a new assassin...

This Joke Starts With a Christian Lady On a Business Trip

There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying. But flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her. One time she was sitting next to a man.

This Joke Starts With a Man in the Fertilized Egg Business

Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. Whitey kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.

Joke: The Tricky Questions...

Then Jacob asked the teacher another question "How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?" The teacher then replied, "Ohh I know this one, you open the door and put it in there?" Jacob said, "No, you open the door, take the elephant out, and then you put it in there."

Yayoi Kusama, an Artist With a Career Span of 60+ Years

In 2017, the Yayoi Kusama Museum was opened in Tokyo, Japan and exhibits a great many of her works, spanning the entirety of her 60+ year career. Let the art of this esteemed artist fill your life with fun polka dots and vibrant color! 1. Butterfly, 1988 (By yigruzeltil, Wikiart ) 2.

Hilarious: The Funny Business of Being Married

Marriage is a beautiful thing, but men and women are also different creatures, as any couple can testify. As a result of that struggle to bridge the gap between male and female, joke material is ha..

Test Yourself on the 'Simplest' Questions!

Content QUIZ: Can You Answer These 'Why' Questions? quiz Answer these common WHY questions and show us your knowledge.

These Questions Are as Hilarious as They Are Witty!

These innocent-looking questions are actually cleverly crafted: Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?