This Is a Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes
DISCLAIMER: We know blondes are smart too, but we'll pretend otherwise just for this joke! 80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes
There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes . One day, she decided to get a makeover, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over. "Tell you what.
Joke: A Blonde Complaint
Joke: A Blonde Complaint joke A young ventriloquist heads off on a tour of Norway when he starts cracking blonde jokes. A blonde in the audience isn't too happy with him...
Today's Joke: Confusing Instructions (Rude)
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, "Now, do you remember what the plan is?"
Joke: The Blonde Shopper
A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that TV." The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes." So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that TV."
Joke: The Lawyer and the Blonde
Content Joke: The Lawyer and the Blonde joke There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane.
Joke: A Blonde at the Doctor's
A blonde woman came in for a routine physical at the doctor’s office. “There you go," said the nurse as she handed her a urine cup. “The bathroom is over there on your left. The doctor will see you in a few minutes.” A few minutes later the lady came out of the bathroom.
Joke: Revenge of the Blonde
A blonde woman was sick and tired of all the unfair jokes about blondes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke.
Joke: The Blond Painter
A Blond man is hired to paint the lines on the road. On the first day, he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed. But, on the second day, he paints just five, and on the third day, he paints only a mile of the road. Disappointed, his boss asks what the problem was.
Joke: The Blonde Sister
Many years ago there were two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, who inherited the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
Joke: A Nauseated Blonde
The blonde wife came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her husband noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?" "Not really," she replied. "I'm nauseated from sitting backward on the train." "Poor dear," he said.
Joke: The Blonde and the Bodybuilder
Content Joke: The Blonde and the Bodybuilder joke A beautiful blonde goes out with a bodybuilder...
Joke: The Blondes and the Dent
Content Joke: How to Inflate a Car joke A blonde lived with two blonde roommates...
Blonde Is What Blonde Does - Hilarious Jokes!
It's not that we actually think blondes are less intelligent, but that the word blonde can mean many things, and the jokes are hilarious! Enjoy a few jokes about our favourite hair color - the blonde! Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.
Joke: A Blonde's Melons
Joke: The Blonde and Her Melons joke This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along...
Joke: The Blonde Freelancer
Content Joke: The Blonde Freelancer joke A blonde, wanting to earn some money...
Joke: A Blonde Interview
A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview. The interviewer decides to start with the basics "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?" He asks. The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 3 seconds before replying "Ehh... 25!"
Joke: The Blond Detective
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Chad - the new blond recruit, wanted the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Chad, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
Joke: The Blondes Visit London
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in London. The Brunette team rides on the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level.
Joke: A Blonde's Car Was Burgled...
A blond dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!" she cries. The 911 dispatcher says, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way.
Joke: The Blondes and the Suspect
Hilarious: Three Guys Train to Become Detectives funny, hilarious, joke, men, humor, interview, police, question, interrogation Three blondes are being interrogated in order to become detectives. The question turns to how to identify a suspect...
Joke: A Blonde on a Galloping Steed...
Standing beside a valiant stallion, a beautiful blonde decides she must ride this animal despite having no previous riding experience. Soon, she finds herself atop the horse's back, galloping through a lush green meadow.
Joke: Stop, You're Blonde!
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant.
Joke: Three Blondes in Heaven...
Three blondes are in front of the Heavenly Gate. Each of the blondes lived a sinful and depraved life of lust and drugs. Yet, after their deaths, they find themselves before Saint Peter. Peter looks at these three girls and shakes his head.