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With These, I Wish It Were My Birthday Every Day.

It used to be enough to make a really delicious cake for a birthday, something with a lot of sugar and some sprinkles. These days, however, we see some incredible creations of art that turn a birthday into an art exhibit!

Joke: This Englishman's Wishes

On the day of their punishment the Sheikh who was going to whip them announced: "It's my wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back."

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes! Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes! joke, collection Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

Joke: The Lion's Birthday Party

Q: Today is the lion king’s birthday party. All animals except for one arrive. Which animal is missing and why? A: The elephant is missing because he is still stuck in the fridge. Q: Sally must cross an alligator-infested river in order to safely make it out of a huge jungle.

Find Out: How Rare is My Birthday?

So some birthdays must be more common than others. So now is your chance to find out: How rare is my birthday date? Instructions: Each square represents a certain day of the year. The darker the square, the more common the date as people's birthdays. The brighter it is - the more rare.

Guide: Make a Princess Birthday Cake!

Guide: Make a Princess Birthday Cake! food, girl stuff, cake, princess cake Learn how to make a lovely princess cake that will charm any girl!

Joke: Did He Forget Her Birthday?

When he reached his office, he immediately went to his best friend's office and shouted: "Mark, you have to help me - I think it's my wife's birthday today and I completely forgot about it!" Mark calmed him down and opined that he should send his wife several gifts throughout the day.

Have You Heard This Joke? Forgot Her Birthday...

When he reached his office, he immediately went to his best friend's office and shouted: "Mark, you have to help me - I think it's my wife's birthday today and I completely forgot about it!" Mark calmed him down and opined that he should send his wife several gifts throughout the day.

Joke: The Genie and the 2 Wishes

You can ask two wishes of me, and I will make them come true." After a moment of shock, the man settles to think. "Only two?" he asks. "I heard that it is usually THREE wishes!" "Look in your pants." said the genie. The man looks inside his pants and gives a shriek. "My God, I'm... I'm ENORMOUS!"

Joke: Every Woman's Wish...

Joke: Every Woman's Wish... joke Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now passed-away Prince...

Birthday Coming Up? Don’t Let the Lockdown Bring You Down

These are a few people who felt that pang very recently, and whose loved ones decided that no birthday shall go uncelebrated this year. Sure, these makeshift parties may not be the full swing birthday bashes we're accustomed to.

Joke: His Last Wishes...

Joke: His Last Wishes... funny, joke, slacker A good wife carries out the final wishes of her husband...

Joke: The Genie and the Three Wishes

Of course, as the deal goes, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie that thunders he has 3 wishes to make... "For my first wish, I want to be some kind of royalty." the man says. The Genie nods. "Yes, yes. That can easily be arranged."

It's My Birthday, I'll Have a Drink If I Want To (Funny)

The bartender gave her the drink, and she said, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it's today." The bartender said, "Well, since it's your birthday, this one's on me." As the lady finished her drink, a woman, to her right, said, "I'd like to buy you a drink, too."

Naughty Joke: The Wrong Wish

Content Naughty Joke: The Wrong Kind of Wish joke A huge, muscular man with a tiny head walks into a bar and orders a beer.

This Joke Begins With a Woman and 3 Wishes...

The genie says “I have seen your plights, and will grant you three wishes.” The woman, astounded, thinks for a moment and says “age has taken its toll on me. I wish to be young and beautiful once more.” BAM! In a sudden flash the old woman emerged, a ravishing young woman.