With These, I Wish It Were My Birthday Every Day.
It used to be enough to make a really delicious cake for a birthday, something with a lot of sugar and some sprinkles. These days, however, we see some incredible creations of art that turn a birthday into an art exhibit!
Hilarious: These Mishaps Make For The Happiest Birthdays
All of your friends are here, someone brings a scrumptious looking cake, and you are the center of attention, the focus of everyone's best wishes and love. But then something embarrassing happens to you and everyone starts laughing. Oh well! Birthdays like these really are the best.
Hilarious Birthday Bloopers Make the Best Belly Laughs
Most of us wish birthdays came more than once a year. But for these unlucky few, they need a new one right away because it just went hilariously wrong... Hilarious Birthday Bloopers funny, video, hilarious, birthday, bloopers, fail These hilarious birthday bloopers will have you laughing all day!
Joke: This Englishman's Wishes
On the day of their punishment the Sheikh who was going to whip them announced: "It's my wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back."
Beethoven’s 250th Birthday Will Be Something Special
Beethoven’s 250th birthday is fast approaching and the world is ready to celebrate, and no one more so than the residents of his hometown Bonn in Germany.
Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!
Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes! Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes! joke, collection Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!
Joke: The Lion's Birthday Party
Q: Today is the lion king’s birthday party. All animals except for one arrive. Which animal is missing and why? A: The elephant is missing because he is still stuck in the fridge. Q: Sally must cross an alligator-infested river in order to safely make it out of a huge jungle.
I Know What I Want For My Birthday!
So, what do you say, will you buy this for my next birthday? ;) I Know What I Want For My Birthday! amazing, video, technology, led, TV World's Largest LED TV - Wow!
Find Out How Unique Your Birthday Is!
So some birthdays must be more common than others. So now is your chance to find out: How rare is my birthday date? Instructions: Each square represents a certain day of the year. The darker the square, the more common the date as people's birthdays. The brighter it is - the more rare.
Guide: Make a Princess Birthday Cake!
Guide: Make a Princess Birthday Cake! food, girl stuff, cake, princess cake Learn how to make a lovely princess cake that will charm any girl!
Have You Heard This Joke? Forgot Her Birthday...
When he reached his office, he immediately went to his best friend's office and shouted: "Mark, you have to help me - I think it's my wife's birthday today and I completely forgot about it!" Mark calmed him down and opined that he should send his wife several gifts throughout the day.
I Thought Writing Birthday Messages Was a Piece of Cake!
If you don't understand why, just have a look at some of these funny pictures of birthday cake fail designs that weren't quite what the customer asked for: 1. Dear Mr. B aker, just write 'Happy birthday'. Thank you. 2. Please write 'thanks for a great year' in purple. Okay? 3. Dear Mr.
Joke: The Genie and the 2 Wishes
You can ask two wishes of me, and I will make them come true." After a moment of shock, the man settles to think. "Only two?" he asks. "I heard that it is usually THREE wishes!" "Look in your pants." said the genie. The man looks inside his pants and gives a shriek. "My God, I'm... I'm ENORMOUS!"
Joke: The Genie and the Three Wishes
Of course, as the deal goes, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie that thunders he has 3 wishes to make... "For my first wish, I want to be some kind of royalty." the man says. The Genie nods. "Yes, yes. That can easily be arranged."
Joke: Every Woman's Wish...
Joke: Every Woman's Wish... joke Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now passed-away Prince...
Birthday Coming Up? Don’t Let the Lockdown Bring You Down
These are a few people who felt that pang very recently, and whose loved ones decided that no birthday shall go uncelebrated this year. Sure, these makeshift parties may not be the full swing birthday bashes we're accustomed to.
Joke: His Last Wishes...
Joke: His Last Wishes... funny, joke, slacker A good wife carries out the final wishes of her husband...
Betty White Just Got an Amazing 93rd Birthday Surprise!
This birthday, Betty got a special surprise... Betty White Gets A Birthday Surprise video, surprise, birthday, betty white At age 93, Betty White is still active and acting. This birthday, she got a very special musical surprise...
It's My Birthday, I'll Have a Drink If I Want To (Funny)
The bartender gave her the drink, and she said, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it's today." The bartender said, "Well, since it's your birthday, this one's on me." As the lady finished her drink, a woman, to her right, said, "I'd like to buy you a drink, too."
I'd Like to Wish You Something...
Hey there, I'm just sending this because I wanted to wish you...
Faced with Their Deaths, These Were Their Last Wishes
We never know when it will all be over, or when our days are numbered, but I hope you can take comfort in the beauty and simplicity of the dying wishes of the remarkable individuals you're about to see below: The presentation is accompanied by music To start the music click on "play" A grandson sneaked
This Joke Begins With a Woman and 3 Wishes...
The genie says “I have seen your plights, and will grant you three wishes.” The woman, astounded, thinks for a moment and says “age has taken its toll on me. I wish to be young and beautiful once more.” BAM! In a sudden flash the old woman emerged, a ravishing young woman.
These Are The Things I Will NOT Wish You This Christmas...
I will not wish for you warm nights this Christmas... I wish you the coldest nights for you and your family to gather together and warm up the place with the love in your hearts. I will not wish you a load of scrumptious food on your table this Christmas...
Hilarious! The Most Generous Wishing Well on Earth...
This time, they've set up a fake wishing well that shoots loads of dollar bills into the sky as soon as a coin is thrown in. The reaction on the unwitting victims' faces is truly priceless. This is one of the better gags that we've seen in a while, as I'm sure you'll agree!