Hilarious: Which Nationality Were Adam and Eve, Sir?
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." They pondered this possibility, but the Frenchman and the Russian soon shake their heads in disagreement.
This Joke Starts With What Adam and Eve Said to God
Adam and Eve said, "Lord when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."
The Gorgeous and Colorful Waves of Adam Duffy
Adam Duffy had a simple dream. He dreamed of touring the world, capturing the magnificent beauty of the world's biggest waves and most beautiful beaches. For the past 14 years, he's been living his dream, traveling to places like Hawaii, Tahiti, Brazil, Fiji and his homeland - Australia.
Hilarious Joke: A Chat Between God and Adam
GOD said: "Adam, I want you to do something for me." "Gladly, Lord," replied Adam. "What do you want me to do?" "Go down into the valley." "What's the valley?" asked Adam. God explained to him, then said: "Cross the river." "What's a river?"
A Bob Welsh Story: My Christmas Eve
A Bob Welsh Story: My Christmas Eve video, story, Christmas, bob Welsh You won't hear stories like this anymore, full of the old time Christmas spirit, love of your fellow man, and the spirit of giving.
Find Humor & Inspiration in These Douglas Adams Quotes
Douglas Adams is an individual who will long be remembered. Many of his fans mourned his death back in 2001, after suffering from a heart attack during a workout at a gym in California. He was best known for his impressive body of clever writing, and an unfinished novel, 'The Salmon of Doubt'.
Hilarious: Ah, That Explains the Family Differences
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.." Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
Have You Heard This One? It's Gonna Cost You...
One day, while walking through the Garden of Eden, Adam looked up to the Heavens and spoke to God. "Father, this place is great, but there is one thing missing," he said. "What is that my son?" God asked.
The Creation of Adam: 12 Facts About the Majestic Painting
The Creation of Adam, or in it's original Italian, Creazione di Adamo , is the most famous fresco by Michelangelo as part of the Sistine Chapel's Ceiling, which he painted between the years of 1508 and 1512, being only 25 years old when he began.
23 Places I'd Love to Find Myself On New Year's Eve
As the clock rings at midnight on December 31st and the old year makes way for a new, we will be starting a whole new year - 2015. They say that the way you start your year may shape the rest of it..
Have You Heard This One? The Test of Heaven
1st nun: "Adam and Eve." The lights flashed the bells rang and in she went through the pearly gates. St. Peter: "What did Adam eat from the forbidden tree ?" 2nd nun: "An apple." The lights flashed the bells rang and in she went through the pearly gates.
This Mother Turns Her Toddler's Scribbles Into Masterpieces!
Just over a year ago, she entered into a unique, artistic partnership with her two year old daughter, Eve. Ruth allows Eve to doodle freely on a canvas and then adds watercolors to them to produce the final paintings.
Have a Laugh When You Read These 7 Dumb Jokes
God Checks Up On Adam and Eve God creates Adam on the sixth day. After a few weeks, he checks up on His creation. He sees Adam, dejected and sad. "What is wrong, my son?", says God. "Well," said Adam, "The Garden of Eden is beautiful, and I want for nothing. And yet... I am lonely and sad."
Hilarious! What Was the First Profession???
The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession."
This Joke Starts With Mrs. Jones Talking to a Minister
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, " You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass! " " Amen, " replied the congregation.
It's True! Kids Do Say the Darndest Things.
A friend's grandson, 4, was reading with his granddad about Adam and Eve. He asked, "Is this where God took out the man's brain and made a woman?" Announcing to daughter Lori that her aunt just had a baby and it looked like her uncle, she said, "You mean he has a mustache?"
Joke: The Wild Card (Rude)
One night, little Adam walked into his parents’ bedroom to find his dad fooling around with his mom. “Dad, what are you doing?” Adam asked. “Well son, I’m playing cards,” his dad replied without losing a beat. “What’s Mom doing?” “Oh, she’s my wild card.”
15 Deep and Beautiful Quotes By Women’s Rights Advocates
“Well, knowledge is a fine thing, and mother Eve thought so; but she smarted so severely for hers, that most of her daughters have been afraid of it since. ” ― Abigail Adams Related Article: Inspirational Quotes from Female Trailblazers 6.
The Amazing Way Dubai Celebrates
Spectacular countdown celebration marked Downtown Dubai New Year's Eve Gala 2013, attracting over 1.7 million visitors and another billion watching from around the world.
This Joke Starts with a Man Searching For the Perfect Woman
Adam, a very good looking successful man decided that it was his birthright to marry only a perfect and equally beautiful woman so that they would produce equally beautiful offspring.
This Photographer Has One Artistic Take on Wedding Photos...
There's the conventional way of taking wedding photographs - and then there's Peter Adams-Shawn's way. This Australia-based photographer discovered a whole new take on wedding photography that has now established his style of work.
Firework Heaven: How Each Country Welcomed 2019!
Watch some of the best of New Year's Eve. Firework Heaven: How Each Country Welcomed 2019! fireworks, new year's eve, 2019 How each country celebrated the new year
How Did He Do It? This Magician Leaves the Judges Baffled
Magician and Ace Salesmen Adam Wilber Fools Penn and Teller! video, magic, money, Fool Us, Penn & Teller, Adam Wilber Adam Wilber is bringing the fun back to magic, in this creative performance on Penn & Teller's: Fool Us.
Funny Joke: Who Was Driving the Car??
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. [related_articles] There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.