Joke: The Woman of Choice
When I was 28, I found an exciting woman, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
Joke: The Mystery Woman at the Bar
The woman said: "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love." "Wow, that must be rather difficult." the bachelor said. "Oh, I don't mind too much," she said. "But, it has my husband pretty upset."
Joke: A Woman of Good Reason
Joke: A Woman of Good Sense funny, joke, merchant, joke about women A farmer took his truck in for repairs. The local mechanic's couldn't do it while he waited: so, as he didn't live far, he said he would just walk home.
Joke: The Bartender and the Flirty Woman
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers.
Hilarious Joke: A Woman's Smart Answer
Answered the surprised woman. "Couldn't he see that?" She thought... "I'm afraid this is a no fishing area." The officer notified her. "I'm sorry officer but I'm not fishing, I'm clearly reading." "Yes but you can start at any second, you have all the right equipment.
This Joke Begins With a Woman and 3 Wishes...
Intrigued by its possible value the old woman dusted it off and BAM! A genie erupted from its neck. The genie says “I have seen your plights, and will grant you three wishes.” The woman, astounded, thinks for a moment and says “age has taken its toll on me.
This Joke Starts With a Pious Woman Going to Confession
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times."
This Joke Starts With a Woman At the Pearly Gates
A woman found herself standing at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted her and said, "These are the Gates to Heaven, my dear. But you must do one more thing before you can enter." The woman was very excited, and asked of St. Peter what she must do. "Spell a word," St. Peter replied. "What word?"
This Joke Starts With a Woman Being Burgled By An Intruder
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"
This Joke Starts With a Woman Visiting the Fortune Teller
During a recent outing in New Orleans, a woman snuck off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow.
This Joke Starts With a Woman Joining a Country Club
A woman joins a country club and one day hears the guys talking about their golf round. She says, "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?" No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot. Finally, one man says, "Okay, but we start at 6:30 am."
This Joke Starts With a Woman Speaking to a Congregation
A woman named Jill stood up at her church's Testimony Meeting one Sunday morning, took the microphone from one of the church ushers, and bared her soul to the enrapt congregation: "I want to tell you about the awful accident that my husband, Jim, has suffered this past month.
This Joke Starts With a Man and a Woman Fast Asleep...
A man and a woman were fast asleep in bed. Suddenly, at 4 o'clock in the morning, a resounding noise came from outside. The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man: "Oh No! That must be my husband!" The man quickly got out of bed, panicked and naked.
This Joke Starts With a Woman Playing Bridge With Friends
For more funny jokes scroll below! Fay's Jokes Wind Everybody Up funny, hilarious, joke, women, woman, humor, bridge, bus, Alaska Fay, a busy housewife, enjoys playing a game of bridge with her female friends, but they'r sick of her lewd jokes. They decide to offer her an ultimatum...
This Joke Starts with a Man Searching For the Perfect Woman
Adam, a very good looking successful man decided that it was his birthright to marry only a perfect and equally beautiful woman so that they would produce equally beautiful offspring.
This Joke Starts With a Woman In a Near Death Experience
Sharon Lipshitz, a middle-aged woman, is walking down the street one day when she suddenly has a heart attack. She is quickly taken to the hospital, where it was determined she must undergo emergency surgery.
This Joke Starts With a Woman Being Offered Some Wine
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone.
This Joke Starts With a Woman Sitting In a Fine Restaurant
funny, hilarious, joke, woman, humor, restaurant, date, farting, posh A pretty young lady is sitting at a restaurant table waiting for her date to arrive. She soon finds out that having a big lunch that day wasn't a good idea...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Taking Her Lover Home
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work... Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
This Joke Starts With An 88-Year-Old Woman Giving Birth
With all the new technology regarding fertility, an 88-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, various relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one of them asked. "Not yet", said the mother.
Joke: This Woman Won't Let Her Husband Sleep in Church!
This woman is fed up with her husband falling asleep during church, so she asks the minister for some advice...
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Wow - She Really Is a Beautiful Woman (Hilarious Joke)
Scroll below for more funny jokes! Two Priests Go to Hawaii funny, hilarious, joke, humor, vacation, hawaii, priests Two priests head to Hawaii on vacation. While enjoying the beach, a beautiful young blonde saunters over to them...
He Was Lucky That This Woman Was There to Save Him (Funny)
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.