Great JOKE: Who Should Be Boss?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. "I should be in charge", said the brain, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
Who's The Boss - Hilarious!
Who's The Boss - Hilarious! In the beginning, the body parts fought for leadership...
Joke: The Boss, The Factory Worker and the Light
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
This Joke Starts With a Boss Wondering Where His Worker Is
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Hoping there was someone with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anyone else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Is This the Most Generous Boss On the Face of the Earth?
Savji Dholakia has to be one of the most generous bosses in the world – his employees get cars, jewelry and even apartments for meeting their yearly targets! The 54-year-old billionaire is the founder and chairman of Hari Krishna Exports Pvt.
Joke: Who is That in the Photo??
After making great love, Ted rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, Ted asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer.", she said.
Hilarious: I'm Going "Fishing" With My Boss, Honey
A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week.
Who's the Liar Here - Great Prank!
Who's the Liar Here - Great Prank! funny, video, prank, gag Unfortunately - you witnessed a robbery.
Fortunately - The criminal was caught.
Unfortunately - He's lying.
Joke: Who Gets the Parachute?
As the plane plummets its passengers to death, the five members of the aircraft argue over who deserve to have the four bags containing the parachutes. Social Worker: "I deserve to live because I protect vulnerable children and support families in need of assistance."
This Company Boss Is All Ears For a New Employee (Funny)
But, after signing on the doted line he realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him. The next day he had set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very interesting.
A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!
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Great Joke: Whatever You Do, Don't Get Caught...
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed their boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they'd leave right behind her.
A Quick Thinker - Great Joke!
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Joke: Who PUSHED Me??
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10-foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in. The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
This Italian Dream Machine Is a Boss' Tribute to Himself
The last time I wrote about the Pagani Zonda on site , it seemed as if the model would be consigned to history, but lo and behold, the boss, Horacio, displayed a brand-new iteration of the now 18-year-old car at Pebble Beach during Monterey Car Week . He just can't seem to let it go!
Prank: What's the Boss Doing with That Gorgeous Blonde?
A seedy boss introduces his new secretary to a gorgeous blonde and orders the secretary not to let his wife intrude as he and the blonde retire to a private office. What would you do if you were the secretary?
Funny Joke: Who Was Driving the Car??
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding . Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress.
Who On Earth Does He Think He Is? (Hilarious Joke)
He reasons that once he finds work, he will impress the boss so much that everything will be forgiven. After a successful initial interview at the Encyclopedia of American History, he is called back to meet the sales manager. "You say you have experience selling books?" "Lots of it," replies Jim.
10 Great Movies Everyone Should Watch at Least Once
Nowadays, many people with a fleeting or passing interest in cinema may wonder to themselves, “Where should I begin in regard to watching great movies? Why was this particular movie so influential? What made this movie so great?”
Learn About 4 Types of Bosses and How to Deal With Them
While there is no shortage of motivational books for people who want to improve their management skills, there is a shortage of books for people who would like to learn how to interact and deal with their bosses effectively.
Great Joke: What's Your Secret, Old Man?
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
Anyone Who Has a Dog Should Hear This Story!
Anyone who raises a pet, or has done so in the past, can’t help shedding a tear when hearing what happened to Chris Taylor of Florida. At the beginning of July 2018, Chris went out with his beloved dog, O.G for a day of fun at the beach as they did plenty of times before.
Great Joke: The National Crisis Situation
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That Girl is a Real Doll - Great Practical Joke!
In this great prank, what seems like a doll's head turns out to be a real woman! That Girl is a Real Doll - Great Practical Joke! funny, video, prank, woman, gag, Doll, head, pavement In this great prank, what seems like a doll's head turns out to be a real woman!