Today's Joke: That Crafty Cat...

" Put that bastard on the phone, I'm lost and I need directions. " Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke Today: GPS Cat. funny, joke, cat, laughter, baba recommends, lost Some cats are so much smarter than us...

Joke Today: A Good Deed...

In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said, " One less lawyer... " Image by digitalart / freedigitalphotos.net Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke Today: A Good Deed... funny, joke, old man, lawyer An old man was critically ill.

Today's Joke: A Large Wager...

Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: Bets at the Nursing Home! funny, age, grandma, baba recommends, joke. old, nursing home Sometimes things at the nursing home heat up...

Joke: A Little Windy Today...

Joke: The Old Lady and Her Hat joke A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm.

Today's Joke: Full Permission...

For more funny jokes scroll below! Joke: Her Full Permission funny, joke, humor, wife, husband, baba recommends When a woman tries to make things heat up in the bedroom, things don't quite go to plan...

Today's Joke: Looking For Divinity

" ​For more funny jokes scroll below! Getting Into Big Trouble! funny, joke, boy, God, clergyman They just can't find what they're looking for...

Today's Joke: Outrunning the Law

Scroll below for more funny jokes! Running Away From a Cop. funny, car, joke, wife, cop, baba recommends A man in his mid-forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive...

Joke Today: The Prison Numbers

It's just that we've all been in this here prison for so long, we all know all the same jokes. So after a while we just started giving them numbers and yelling those numbers is enough to remind us of the joke instead of telling it."

Today's Joke: A Spontaneous Confession

Images courtesy of: Naypong, David Castillo Dominici / freedigitalphotos.net Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: A Sudden Confession funny, speeding, joke, humor, police He did NOT see this coming.

Today's Joke: A Desperate Man

" Asked the tie salesman as he bends over to hear the raspy whisper of the other man. " They won't let me in without a tie... " Image courtesy of: Stockimages / freedigitalphotos.net Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Today's Joke: The Wrong Accessory (Rude)

It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down tomorrow." Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?" "Nope, Not a clue", she replied. 'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!'

Today's Joke: Learning the Hard Way...

" Cover image courtesy of Stuart Miles / freedigitalphotos.net Image by: Stockimages / freedigitalphotos.net ​For more funny jokes scroll below! Joke: An Important Lesson joke, doctor, medical school He learned an important lesson that day...

Today's Joke: He Will Never Forget...

" Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: Great Memory funny, hilarious, joke, memory, baba recommends, old couple This joke won't forget to make you laugh!

Today's Joke: Confusing Instructions (Rude)

" Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: Confusing Instructions (Rude) funny, hilarious, joke, blond, bank They were simple instructions, or so she thought...

Today's Joke: Honey, Why Are You Crying?

I would have been out today. " Image courtesy of: David Castillo Dominici / freedigitalphotos.net Cover image courtesy of stockimages / freedigitalphotos.net ​For more funny jokes scroll below! Joke: Why Are You Crying?

Today's Joke: Get Out of the Car!

Image: FreeDigitalPhotos.net ​For more funny jokes scroll below! Get Out Of The Car! funny, joke, story, senior, old lady Having a "senior moment" can be a dangerous thing...

Today's Joke: A Good Reason for Divorce

I can read English pretty good, and it say: Scroll below for more funny jokes! Grounds for Divorce funny, hilarious, joke, polish, divorce A Polish man married an American girl, and though his English wasn't very good, they got along very well...

Today's Joke: It Only Takes a Phone Call...

" Oh, " she replies, " That was just my husband telling me about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you. " Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: The Phone Call funny, joke, woman, cheating, man Sometimes a phone call tell you everything you need to know...

Today's Joke: How to Spoil the Wife (Rude)

The father smiles, draws himself up to his full height and says, " Son, I've spoiled that woman. " Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: It's Nothing... funny, joke, dad, elephant, mom There is quite a difference between asking mother and asking father...

Joke: Everything Seems to Be Going Wrong Today

Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joe Knows How to Handle Things at Home funny, hilarious, joke, humor, wife, husband, friends When Joe and Bob are doing some work together, Bob notices how much Joe fusses over his wife. He asks him what's going on...