Joke: The Talking Dog and the Bartender
A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says, "I'll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whiskey sour." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't allow animals in here." The dog replies, "Hey, I'm tired of being discriminated against. Just give me a drink."
WATCH: Kitties Make This Talking Dog REALLY Happy
This 'talking dog' is having a conversation with his owner about the kitten he wanted to adopt. But his master is taking the long, frustrating route through the conversation, leaving our canine hero very frustrated!
How to Disappoint a Talking Dog!
How to Disappoint a Talking Dog! funny, video, dog, humor, animal, talking A very funny short video
Joke: I Swear, He Can Talk!
A man and his dog walk into a talent agent's office. "All right, let's make this quick I have things to do, what's your talent?" asks the agent. The man says, "It's not me sir, it's my dog -- he talks!" "Yeah, right," says the agent.
Meet Bunny, the World’s First Talking Dog
Wouldn’t it be great if our pets could talk to us and tell us what they need? Bunny, a Sheepadoodle, is probably the closest a dog can get to actually talking. Bunny was trained in AAC, or Augmentative Alternative Communication - a tool designed to help people who struggle with speech.
Can We Talk About Dogs for a Moment?
Dogs have been standing beside us for as long as human memory can recall. They've hunted with us, protected us, warned us and shared their lives with us. In return, we try to do the same for them. They love us without limit and without restrain.
Dogs Are Simply Amazing! Some Funny Hounds Even Talk...
But did you know that dogs can also talk? Watch this amazing and hilarious compilation of dogs that have learned to mimic human speech. They are as cute as they are smart! Dogs Are Simply Amazing!
Joke: The Talking Clock
"Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "Observe." said Keith, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For bloody sake, you bastard, it's 2 in the damn morning!!!"
This Joke Starts With Adam and Eve Talking to God
God, Adam, Eve, a Dog and a Cat joke Adam and Eve are in the Garden of Eden talking to God. God soon begins to create animal friends as companions for them...
Joke: The Talking Horses
Joke: The Talking Horses funny, joke A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening.
Look Who's Talking! - Hilarious!
Look Who's Talking! - Hilarious! funny, video, hilarious, ventriloquist, Paul Zerdin Paul Zerdin is a very talented ventriloquist who's found a new twist to the old genre, and a hilarious one at that!
Joke: The Broke Student and His Brilliant Idea
A son moves away to go to college and takes his leave of his family and the family dog, blue. A few months later, his father gets a call from his son. "Dad," he says, "there's an amazing program here that teaches dogs to talk!" 'That's amazing!' his Dad says. 'How do I get Blue in that program?'
These Talking Animal Cartoons Will Have You in Stitches
It's a well-known fact that animals can talk, but just not in ways that most humans can understand them. The reason I say 'most' is because Jimmy Craig, a comic artist at theycantalk.com seems to know exactly what animals are thinking.
This One Begins with a Phone Call to Dad...
A son moved away to go to college, taking leave of his family and the family dog , Blue. A few months later, his father got a call from his son. "Dad," he said, "there's an amazing program here that teaches dogs to talk!" That's amazing!' his dad said. 'How do I get Blue into that program?'
Ted Talk: What's at the Bottom of the Ocean?
Ted Talk: What's at the Bottom of the Ocean? video, underwater, ocean, submarine, lecture, ted talk, deep ocean, victor vescovo, submersible, ocean floor Victor Vescovo talks about his submersible and his exploration of the floors of the oceans in a way unlike any done before.
This Brilliant Talk Is Bound to Leave You in Tears...
In this emotional TED talk, she shares everything that she has learned about empathy and compassion in the face of death. This profound talk is certainly not one to miss!
These Animals Have a LOT to Say!
"If only animals could talk." I found myself thinking so many times in my life. Well, these animals have quite a bit to say, although you may not understand their "accents". They are still so adorable and so fun to watch, I have seen this video 3 times and it still puts a huge smile on my face.
FUNNY: Can Animals Talk? Try to Get These to Shut Up!
These Hilarious Animals Are Trying to Talk to Humans animals, funny, dogs, cats, howl, video compilation, talking, meow, parrots Science may not believe that animals have language, but try telling that to these fellas!
Ted Talk: When a Rape Victim Confronts the Rapist
But this TED talk is worth listening to, even if because the subject matter is so important, and the struggle this woman wen through is all the more important to understand. Listen to what she has to say.
On Vacation? Bring A Talking Phrasebook!
Bring A Talking Phrasebook!
Let the Signs Do the Talking - Hilarious!
Let the Signs Do the Talking photos, funny, hilarious, sidewalk signs Inspired and Hilarious Side-Walk Signs!
Make a Moment to Talk to Someone Important...
[related_articles] Someone Wants to Talk to You nature, photos, beautiful, touching, humans There's someone important who would like to speak to all of us...
Is This Really How These Famous People Talked?
You need to get the way they move and talk just right - not too pronounced, so it doesn’t come off like a caricature, but pronounced enough so that people will go ‘oh wow that’s exactly what he/she’s like’. Arguably, the most important aspect is the accent.
This Joke Starts With a British Explorer Giving a Talk...
Joke: A British Explorer Discusses His Travels joke An explorer returns from his travels and gives a talk of his exploits in Africa. He begins to describe the practices he witnessed...